HUH. So. It’s been TWENTY-FIVE DAYS since you, the readers of Blogtown, voted by OVERWHELMING MAJORITY to make Alison Hallett watch and review the film A Talking Cat!?!
AND YET. Where is her review, you ask? GOOD QUESTION. Has she even seen the movie? BETTER QUESTION. Does her lack of action clearly reflect a strong sense of disdain and disgust directed at you, the loyal and dedicated readers who ensure that she still has a job? OF COURSE IT DOES.
SO JOIN ME, Blogtown readers, in DEMANDING that Alison Hallett uphold her obligations to watch and review the film A Talking Cat!?! Vote below and make your voice heard: You’ll find options for how much leeway we should give Alison Hallett until her review is posted on Blogtown. Feeling generous? Give her more time to watch and review the film! Feeling angry to have been CRUELLY IGNORED for the past 25 days? Demand her review goes up sooner!
Whatever date wins will be Alison’s deadline for posting the review. Should she miss her deadline, I will post her phone number and email on Blogtown so that you can personally voice your displeasure to her via a nonstop barrage of emails, telephone calls, and text messages. She’d love that.
I chose the “Be Really Nice” option. Because that’s kind of my thing.
I choose “be nice” because I like Alison but this shit is on Netflix Instant and it’s A TALKING CAT. No excuses.
I’m mostly sad because I never realized that Alison was so selfish. 🙁
UHHH! Meow meow, MEOW!! Meow Meow–PRRRRRRR–Meow fuckin’ MEOW!
The director, David DeCoteau, was born in Portland, and was also the director of the 1988 classic “Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama” (among many, many other fine films).
I think that in all fairness Alison should be able to choose between reviewing the cat movie or the sorority babes movie.
DeCoteau’s IMDb page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213983/
DOUBLE FEATURE!
I’D RATHER SEE ALISON INTERVIEW A TALKING CAT, BUT WHATEVER.
Todd, that is cool trivia. Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama is a minor B-movie classic, starring the wonderful Linnea Quigley and a couple other 80s scream queens. It’s very uh, USA Up All Night.
I’m impatient and inconsiderate and deeply offended….but I chose to give her the weekend, because I want a DETAILED review. Let’s not half-ass this thing!
Or you could just read the AV Club’s take on it…
http://www.avclub.com/articles/a-talking-c…
Yer welcome.