Because I’m a terrible person, I kind of get a kick out of this. For the love of all that’s holy, don’t watch the entire 14 minute Today show interview with accused racist Paula Deen (who was recently fired from the Food Network), but PLEASE watch the last two or three minutes starting at the 10:45 mark. IT IS GLORIOUS, and I can’t wait for it to be autotuned.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

but it’s okay to say honky and cracker?
Totally! Go ahead!
WE ALL IS WHAT WE IS.