This morning I alerted you to the new joint from Ark Music Factory (makers of fine entitled rich teens like Rebecca Black) titled “Chinese Food”—which is all about Chinese food! Well, the internet has already fallen in love with this song by rich, not-very-talented Alison Gold… and what does the internet do when it falls in love with something? IT DESTROYS IT.

Presenting Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food”—now accompanied by “screaming goat.”


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)