You. Stupid Teenager coming to my Emergency Room, to get a Goddamned Pregnancy Test.
I said nothing, and DID nothing, so as to keep my VERY well Paying Job, (Money is a benefit for people, like me who didn’t screw up their lives, having sex so young!)
What I really wanted to do, when you showed up, was throw several hundred condoms at your SKANKY teenaged butt… I also wanted to take a dollar out of my own Goddamn Pocket, to give you, so you can run down to the Dollar tree, and purchase one Pregnancy Test, (The SAME one we use, BTW). Instead, Me and all of the other taxpayers are going to shell out a lot of unnecessary cash, for your STUPIDITY!
Since I could do nothing, when you showed up, I’d like to give you some advice: THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS FOR SICK PEOPLE…Not Some stupid teenager, who wants to find out if she is going to have another kid. Go Get a FUCKING JOB instead of Fucking all of the boys at school, if you have all that time on your hands!
You sound like such a nice, happy person.
Can my tax return be prepared at the ER?
Wow, slut shaming much?
Don’t most people start having sex as teenagers? I thought that was normal. It’s the not using protection that’s dumb. Sex is fine, ya prude.
wait a sec, I have to pay for other people to be gouged and exploited at the hospital?
Who changed the rules and didn’t tell me!!!
Dollar Tree sells pregnancy tests? I didn’t have to buy that box of 100 at Costco?
If you do buy a pregnancy test at the Dollar Tree, y’all better check the expiration date first…
Condoms don’t go on the butt, dummy.
I know your frustrated as hell and for good reason. The tax payer’s expense issue doesn’t rile me as much as it should either. It’s the blatant audacity that this little turd thinks she and her condition are equal to someone on the other gurney waiting to have a bullet removed or an immediate blood transfusion, but of course it’s free too. I shouldn’t go on, but I will. She probably wanted ER to take care of her so no one witnessing her walking in (or did she take an ambulance?) would see her entering a clinic for girls in trouble. You know the scandal of it, and egaaad having to rub shoulders with those depressing losers (please correctly interpret my cynicism.). If the young lady is just a confused kid with a big problem and didn’t know where to turn, then I’m very sorry. Does anybody believe that’s the case?
Give her a banana peel MM that will help!
YOUR ER!!!!
Condescending sexist doctor with a God Complex who likes to brag about their wealth. Wooow. Cool story.
You sound fucking dead inside. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.
Right, because all pregnancies happen as a result of people refusing to use condoms. It must be so nice to live in your self-righteous, privileged world where you don’t have to think about rape statistics or sexual abuse.
I’Anon,your rant was so needed. I admire your courage to let it out, and found this crazy site to voice yourself. You are showing just how in touch you are by coming here. I thank you.
If I have to come to the emergency room by ambulance or helicopter, and am wheeled through what you guys call “the hall of light”; I hope you will be there. No nonsense,capable and just waiting to save someone’s life. Loved your rant.
Well, I’d like to save ER money by firing you first. If you think a job is a solution to sex, I’m puzzled. But clearly you’re not getting laid, so that might explain it.
Uhhh, not a doctor. ^^
Doctors know grammar pretty well. This was written at janitor level.
Knowing many, Emergency Dept doctors don’t usually employ phrases with ALL-CAPS in IA rants.
IA sounds more like a person who checks people in, or changes linens, and overhears things then makes idiotic judgments. You know, the asexual, disgusting one who has cobwebbed genitals– that’s what drives this type of rant.
You chose to work in an Emergency Department in a society with shitty health insurance, so fucking deal with it, moron. Either mind your own fucking business or better yet, learn how to take care of people constructively. Or just keep talking and get fired.
-another healthcare employee
Is it somehow illegal for the ER employees to mention it would be a lot easier to go to a drugstore and get an OTC pregnancy test? I can only imagine how long she had to wait after my wife waited 4.5 hours to get checked out at a local ER after a multi car accident(not her fault) with full air bag deployment and a totaled car. Empty fucking waiting room too. A pregnancy test isn’t exactly a high priority case.