Whoopee and GAAAAHHHH! Here’s the longest trailer yet for Guillermo del Toro’s new FX horror show The Strain (debuting on Sunday, July 13), and I’m thinking this show has the potential to scare the crap right into your pants. It’s kind of like Twilight… except it is the most different thing from Twilight you will ever see. WATCH! (And… GAHHH!!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)