In this funny and illuminating interview with David Letterman, your beloved Dave Chappelle explains why he quit (or rather didn’t quit) his Comedy Central show, and his version of “reality”… which actually sounds more real than most people’s reality.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)