But you know… in his defense…

Okay, there’s no defense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/MG5oga9XoOg

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)