SPORTS!—There’s a solid argument to be made that college football is exploitative, and should be either drastically changed or done away with entirely. None of that matters on this, the first day of 2015, because the Oregon Ducks are about to stomp the undefeated Seminoles of Florida State in the Rose Bowl, and move a step closer to a national championship. And you can watch pantsless! DIRK VANDERHART
Pasadena, California, or alternatively, any place with a TV, 2 pm, FREE
HANGOVER BRUNCH—Maybe we should rethink this tradition of bidding farewell to the old year by drinking our fool faces off. Yeah, right. Soothe your aching noggin with a hearty brunch at Kelly’s Olympian. They’re here for you, and so are the VJs of Eye Candy, who’ll be delivering your favorite music videos from eras past straight into your bloodshot eyes. COURTNEY FERGUSON
Kelly’s Olympian, 426 SW Washington, noon, FREE