Congrats to the genius who thought it would be a good idea to mashup The Wolf of Wall Street with the theme from the Tony Danza classic sitcom Who’s the Boss? Somehow, every disgusting creature in that film is now undeniably… ADORABLE. Watch!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aS7eYGPU

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)