Half the women on OKCupid state in the first sentence of their bio that they “love to laugh”. What the fuck does that mean? Doesn’t everyone love to laugh? It’s like saying, “I love to shit” or “I love to wake up”. It’s just something people do.
Also, why is everyone poly these days? Does that really work for people?
And another thing; why does every woman, with the exception of obese mothers of five little miracles, absolutely love hiking and kayaking and yoga.
It’s fucking annoying and I refuse to date any of you.
Giggling Idiots of OKCupid
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This is the 2nd best IA ever published.
“I refuse to date any of you.”
There you go! You made them laugh.
there are a lot of ladies really missing out on a gem here….
And in Portland, you have a 50/50 shot of clicking on a “Bi” profile.
My OKC profile doesn’t say any of that stuff. I always thought if it did, more guys would write me. I’ve learned a lot from this Anon.
Totally, like where are the ones that just say ‘ I want to fuck’???
It’s weird, anonie: you sound like a total crank, pest and generally no fun at all…but you’re right. Everybody does like to laugh. Hm.
The More You Know ™!!!!
They are part of the granola jock revolution that started in the mid 90’s, taking over Colorado, Arizona, Tahoe ect… Now they’re all moving here because.. what’s left? They love all outdoor activities as a bucket list identity staple. None of these supposed outdoor loving yahoos have any sense of wonder about their natural surroundings other than “i’m out their doin it man, tear it up!!!
I’m going to post an OKC profile that says “I love to shit” just to see who responds
IA really needs to get laid. I’ll pitch in 2 bucks
In other words, they mean, ‘Make me laugh.’ Do they seem the sort who actually have a sense of humor? Take the dare so they can reject you. How’s that for a challenge?
But of course.. Love is just a word to mask your biological needs and duties..
OK Cupid = desperation
I laugh like hell when I get a good blowjob…so what’s not to love about these women??!!
My bio says I want a real woman that wants a real man. Some one that enjoys spontaneously licking herself, in all the dark, damp places. I’d even take a bath for a babe like that. The hairier the better, don’t you hate those brazilians?
For a good time, with a hapless,unpretentious big dog, that loves to hump for hours. We can play all kinds of stinky games. My favorite is pucker up to the pink spot.
Like Doogie, I am a happy shitter.
I believe this does actually fit in the COOL STORY BRO category quite nicely. It’s overused but this is too special not to be.
Such snowflake. Much date. Sad boners.