Don’t know much about Game of Thrones, and don’t care to! However, in this Jimmy Fallon interview starring the wondrous Kristen Wiig as GoT‘s Daenerys Targaryen (AKA Khaleesi) she knows even less about the character than I do! But it’s hilarious, and Kristen is adorable, so forgive her already, GoT freaks! (See also her hilarious “Michael Jordan” interview.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)