Just in time for Halloween Taco Bell reopens in NE and staying true to its legend this revamped dump delivers. Just across the street Burger King has its black bunned whopper with the demonic possession of green poop monster but at Taco Bell has a much worse spirit the Dreaded Diarrhea Demon! Watch out on greese ally which brings me to the drifting demons of the food carts. What digestive track evil lurks in that trailer turned food hut? Who knows that answer but I can always count on the dreaded D of Taco Bell. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

5 replies on “Diarrhea to the Rescue! (Or Taco Bell Reopens…)”

  1. The Dreaded Diarrhea Demons are Legion. Behold Azagog of the Three Regular Tacos and a Large Pepsi. He will murmur gibberish in your entrails, and torment you as his fury to escape confinement increase exponentially as you draw near to sanctuary.

  2. Rescue by Diarrhea wouldn’t be all that uncommon if you could use it as an excuse to get out work like “food poisoning.”

    For example…

    “Mornin’ Jim. Sorry, can’t make it in today. I’ve got mad rhea.”

    “Feel better Trooper. And remember dude, go heavy on the cheese and bananas in the meantime.”

    “Thanks Jim. I’ll let you know when my situation starts to solidify.”

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