Dear anonymous cry baby neighbors. Thanks for leaving your passive aggressive note on my car today, expressing you outrage for parking in front of your house for 4 days and my car’s position 4 feet in front of yellow line because that isn’t maximizing parking space! But hey, you didn’t tow my car so I won’t put a flaming bag of dog sh!t on every porch hoping it’s you! Take it easy.
Dear NW Parking Nazi Neighbor
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Are you by any chance a renter? Because you sound like a renter to me.
Parking 4 feet in front of yellow line is sh!t parking, c’est vrai.
You call someone out for being passive aggressive in a sentence that starts “Thanks for leaving your passive aggressive note on my car today”!!
You embody everything I loathe. Fuck you!!!!
Sounds more like a toothless SE Portland resident to me.
Cry baby? Yep, you must be a renter, and new to town, judging by your lack of knowledge of the parking situation in NW. Would it kill you to move your car 4 feet to make room for someone else? You are asking for trouble, my Anonymous friend. Please, for your own good, stay out of Cully.
Parking Nazi? Are the parking violators forcibly removed to concentration camps, stripped of all possessions and dignity, gassed under the guise of being de-loused, their gold fillings removed, and their bodies buried in mass graves or cremated? Your hyperbole is showing, IA.
Actually l think you can get the death penalty here for not maximizing a parking space.