Who the fuck drinks that? Yech! We are the only species who, as adults, drinks it from other species.
And you putzy types who have to have multiple varieties for all your family members in your fridge ( well Dad likes 2%, Horace likes 1% non , the twins love their non homonogenized creamer etc).
Fuck all that. Milks for babies, not 52 year olds in dockers. I’m not a vegan either so fuck all you trollers.

7 replies on “Milk”

  1. Yeah, and who eats fruit? I mean, those are the plants’ babies themselves all wrapped up in baby food!!! And plants aren’t even animals, who can sometimes run away before we steal their vital fluids!

  2. “My name is Charlie, and I am a chocolate milk addict. It started with a small container on special days in grade school, and grew into a full-blown adult habit. I am up to two gallons a week, thanks to Fred Meyer, that evil dealer. He sells it so cheap i cannot say no. Nancy Reagan would be ashamed of me…”

  3. We are also the only species that wears clothing. Are you suggesting that we give that up when we reach adulthood as well? Because I don’t think you really want to see what is under the 52 year olds dockers.

    And what are you doing snooping in other people’s refrigerators? Milk stalker.

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