There are so many things I hate about you, stupid boss-person. I hate that your mommy bought you a business to “run,” and I hate your stupid silicon filled lips. I hate your stupid face full of waterproof MAC makeup, so thickly spackled onto your head that no one has any idea what you look like for real. I hate your badly dyed hair, your giant cankles. I hate your stupid wardrobe of “sexy” clothes. But most of all, I hate the way you manage to be pushy and manipulative even when you just ask what ought to be a simple question. You never just ask, “what do you think?” You always have to say, “This is so great, isn’t it? Isn’t it SO much better, now?” It makes me gag when you try to force me to approve of or compliment you on dumb fucking shit like your fake candle collection. You are so vapid, so empty, so ugh. I am quitting at the end of the month.
Things I Hate About the New Owner
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I think you’re making a bih-higg mistake in quitting.
You see it all the time. Career trophy wife spends 20 years with surgeries and make up, trying to reverse the damage of 20 years of wear and tear, then when sugar daddy is done with her he puts her on the factory floor to get rid of her and suddenly this xlueless bitch is your boss. Dont blame her, its the new secretary’s fault . ..
Good gravy!
This has nothing to do with the rant, I’m just enjoying some really good gravy.
Yeah, that dude sounds like a real piece of work.
Why do you work in a tanning salon, bro?