Dingobrains

I say some pretty “dumb shit.” I’m “okay” with it. Lately I try to be more “thoughtful” about my choice of “words” so that I only say “dumb shit” on purpose. There’s nothing I hate more than “stupid shit” fumbling out of my mouth accidentally. “Awwwkwaaard.” The “dumbest” one of all I ever said was at a “summer BBQ” with “cool, beer drinking, pot smoking, music lovers.” I had invited a “coworker” I just met to join along and he brought a “friend.” Were all “hanging out,” “enjoying the sun” and music. He asked me to get the dog a “bowl” of “water” as I was going in the “house.” I said, “what, am I your bitch or something?” I immediately knew that was the “stupidest statement” ever made. I fricking “love” animals and they should never be thirsty. I don’t “like” the “word bitch” especially in reference to that context. But I thought I was just “being cool” and trying to show “people” how close I was to my “new friend.” I remember no one “laughed” and it was “complete” silence.
It’s pretty scary when you people come up with these interpretations for what you think it means when you quote someone. It’s also god damn frightening when you people think one person has written the same I’As. “I,” delusional is more like it.
You “can” quote me on “that.”