To the brick and mortar shop on NE Sandy that keeps popping up when I look up “Estate Sales”… go fuck yourselves. Are you kidding me? So what you do is go to estate sales, buy shit like, say, a pillow for $2 and then try to resale that same pillow for $18? Listen, I’m all about making a profit; what bugs me most is that you advertise as an estate sale when you’re not. I showed up at your door after circling the block twice, wondering if the address was correct. “Where’s the house?” I asked myself… then I saw your hand-painted signs. I walked in and EVERYTHING was just outrageously priced. The line of people walked in, then the line of people walked out… empty handed because we can buy this shit at an actual estate sale. I don’t get how you think you’re pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes… I see you lasting, oh, maybe about 5 months and then I see your doors closing. Perhaps I’ll show up for that last day sale and buy that pillow for less than what you paid. Ha!
Overpriced Arrogance
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Remember gang, no matter how bad life shits all over you, no matter how bleak and desperate things seem, at least you’re not this chump who’s only joy in life will be buying that cheap pillow in 5 months (maybe).
You’re new here, aren’t you I, Anon?
Ridiculously overpriced resale? In Portland? I am SHOCKED by this revelation.
The pillow has bed bugs.
Kind of agree with Anon. That place is annoying, and possesses all of the refinement of a 5 year-old’s lemonade stand while having none of its charm. You know that the owners are the jackwipes who show up an hour before your garage sale begins to haggle with you over your grandmother’s spoon collection.