The Traveling Fruitcake

AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 10:36 amJuly 12, 2022 3:51 pm

My 120 proof Brandy soaked fruitcake arrived yesterday after a trip from 20 miles out of Portland. First it went to Pennsylvania,rerouted to San Diego, up to Washington state
and to my place all in 6 days.

Hope I get to keep it because my wife is looking at it as a regift. Not on your life Bitch. This gift stays with Daddy.
HO HO HO

4 replies on “The Traveling Fruitcake”

TwatTwittyBear says:

December 23, 2015 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm

i sat on snookums
guidoman says:

December 24, 2015 8:51 am at 8:51 am

Don’t call your wife a HO!!
TrayvonNorris says:

December 24, 2015 12:12 pm at 12:12 pm

I see your love for your wife runs deep.
very vaped says:

December 24, 2015 12:51 pm at 12:51 pm

I dunno, every time I have had a fruitcake slice, I find a hair. Be nice to your wife dickhead.

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