Dear Santa, Here’s My List

1.Stop lady who takes staples apart because they end up tangled in the carpet somehow. 2.One person throws away half full coffee cup into new trash bag. No need to make an effort to dump the liquid out like maybe you do at home? 3.A piece of gum stuck at the bottom of an empty trash bag. Another waste, why care for the environment? 4.Recycled items aren’t trash. Trash isn’t recycling. For sure, we’ve flourished with technological advances but become dumb in socialization and street smart common sense. We’ll continue to cause of own peril, and mistreatment of others/planet. I choose animals. 5.If you knock over a cup of paper clips in my room, pick it the fuck up. Sorry to swear Santa. 6.Going to the bathroom 3 times in 3 hours. If you’re pissing or shitting that much, get a Dr. for Xmas. Checking yourself out in the mirror? Washing your hands after whacking off in cubicle? 7.Cell phone for business number? You never answer a text/call/return messages. Can I report to BBB? 8.What kind of shit are you shitting that your shit gets dried stuck to the top back part of the bowl? Is that angle even logical? 9.What do you do? A dental hygienist, 25 years, retired. So you do nothing? 10.She’s okay with dandruff on her keyboard and desk. I’m not hugging if she don’t wash her hair. Or is that coke? 11.There’s a cookie monster and leftover food thief around here. 12.What I would give to plunge her? I’m not the office whore. Don’t want a new laptop, Santa, just help these people!