The “Swing Wing”

A Sony Walkman

Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

Much more after the jump! (Sorry, Santa!)

Evel Knievel Bicycle

Charlie’s Angels Dolls

Robot Commando

G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip

Baby Laugh a Lot

And especially, “Cairo Swordsman”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)