What is up with all the Dutch Bros. stickers on everyone’s cars? I mean, it’s OK coffee I guess, but its not great or anything. Not enough to warrant a sticker, let alone multiple stickers. I’ve seen people with over ten on their car. No other stickers, just a bunch for Dutch Bros. Do you get a discount or something? Even if you do, it doesn’t seem worth it. I don’t get it. I really don’t.
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Well, now the Dutch Mafia has put a price on your head. Hope you’re happy.
Dutch Bros. stickers on a car tell me one thing about the driver of said vehicle: They claim to like “coffee,” but what they actually like are “milkshakes.”
I put stickers for all favorite average-Joe products on my car: Triscuits, Armour Hotdogs, Apple Jacks, and Angel Soft Toilet Paper.
But seriously: it’s an Oregon company and a Medford one at that. If you like Starbucks-style drinks but think Starbucks is too fancy / snooty / big-city, Du-Bro’s is your home-grown shitkicker-approved alternative. It’s your one-stop-shop for garbage coffee and flirting with the maybe-18-year-old baristas from the window of your jacked-up Cummins Turbodiesel RAM 9000. Make sure to wear your best Carhartt’s.
I put one-tenth of a Dutch Bros. sticker on each of my ten cars.
Chunty, I’m just going to say it, I may have ESP. Or something. Do you live within a 3.64 mile radius of Clackamas Town(e?) Center?
lazaar: sorry, according to google maps I’m roughly 6.5 miles from The Clack.
Drive up coffee? Hot Bikini Brew.
Damn. 3.64 was coming through so clearly, but you still live dangerously close to the Clack, so it does kinda make sense. Those Mollalla kids….
well, by those standards I’d wager that a great deal of Portland proper is “dangerously close” to Clackamas TC
Transplant.
Haha, pollo. U from Gladstone, or something?