Ok Stupid

We met on a website. I found you attractive yet a little “off”. We flirted and texted for about a week then we decided to meet in person, on a date.
My first red flag was the nag champa smell. Yuck! I went along with it knowing that if we did hit it off, we wouldn’t be staying at your place anytime soon( a big bummer since I have 4 housemates).
The smell wore off and we decided to drop by your house for a few tokes before heading out again.
At the bar (your local place by your house) I could tell the
regulars were checking me out. I figured you did this often(okc dates at the bar down your street). When you went to the bathroom, I got up and asked the bartender if you were “trouble”. She looked at me and smiled and said this was a regular occurrence and they were pretty certain that you were on some meds or something. She also wondered about the outcome of the other dates as they have never returned.
I’ve dated crazies before and definitely know the usual outcome but goddamn if you aren’t hot as hell I thought. We were having a pretty good time yet as the night went on. You got louder and funnier and sexier but then I noticed something;
You didn’t ask me one single question about myself. Not one. It was all about you.

I realized how this was going to go down and I decided to just go home at the end of the night. You really tried to get me to your place but I went home, rubbed one out and put you ignore. Never again.