You showed up at my house at 12:30 on Sunday. I had gotten up because I heard something happening out front and I’ve had multiple vehicles broken into and stolen from right in front of the house. There you 4 were, walking around checking out our car, so I flashed my porch lights. This must have appeared as an invitation for you to come into my yard and start ringing the doorbell!
You shouted through the door that we had just stolen your phone and you followed some app to our address. Did it tip any of you off that perhaps you had the wrong place when I appeared barefoot with only a pair of pants on, while my wife was in a robe? You were 4 drunk girls screaming at us to just “give us the phone back!”. Perhaps you should have searched about how accurate the app is at locating your phone before you started walking around knocking on people’s doors. You could have easily been shot or killed had you knocked on the wrong person’s door. This is St. Johns, not the pearl…
And no we didn’t sic our dog on you. You were on our property, so my dog barked at you. This should have probably been another tip off to not go wandering around after midnight harassing people.
My wife and I were up for a few hours after you left wondering what the hell had just happened. That was really awesome since we had to be up at 5:55am. Thanks, you quartet of idiots….
I think society would waive that whole snitches get stitches thing if you felt like calling the cops on these clowns.
enough with the whole Pearl is so classy and elegant, and St. Johns is so rough. enough.
Where it’s at!
Hilarious! So did you finally give the phone back?
Show them your pizzle.