While sitting court side at a Blazer game, you were understandably disappointed that whatever you ordered through the shiny new app that portends to make beer and hot dogs magically appear at your seat merely charged your credit card and left you hungry and sober. So, you emailed Blazer management in an attempt at getting a few free tickets and figured in addition to complaining about “court side Uber” you’d shit talk the guy who had to explain that the app doesn’t really work as advertised.

Hopefully your free nosebleed ticket to the 76ers game was worth screwing me out of the world’s greatest 2nd job after 15 years, and ACTUAL season ticket holders out of a competent server, you worthless piece of subhuman garbage who should be drawn and quartered as the halftime entertainment of whatever the least entertaining pre-season game will be next season.

Go Blazers!!!

5 replies on “eMail Blazer”

  1. If they really fired you over a single complaint that didn’t really have to do with you, then that’s not a job you wanted anyway. Let’s be real though, they almost certainly fired you for other reasons and this just gave them the last thing they needed to make it official.

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