first off I wanna give an extra special “fuck you” to all the fucking assholes that ruined this great city. this isn’t san Francisco or new York and all the residents that lived here were perfectly happy before you brought your entitled ass here. I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU STAY FROM WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND YOU BETTER FUCKING BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this city belongs to Portlanders and hipsters should die a million fucking deaths. GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 replies on “Hipsters Ruined Everything for Portland Natives”

  1. I think this person might actually be a native, considering if this is the best they could come up with, no wonder they couldn’t compete with all of the more-creative, better-achieving transplants.

  2. Luckily the rain really seems to be driving them away. “Soooo, does it like, always rain this much?” Muhahahahahaha! Just wait til April.

  3. It’s kind of been a secret but April is when the mold and mildew are blooming and at their showiest. If it’s raining real hard or you just don’t feel like going for a 10 miler, just scrape some mildew from your kitchen window and pull out the ole microscope and just watch the wondrous nature of the lowly mold. If you put some in a jar and feed them a piece of bread and an orange peel you can watch them battle it out for supremacy. Plus I heard you can smoke it. Portland!

  4. Perfect example of the product produced by piss poor public education system that “native” Oregonians have developed over the past 50 years.

  5. I’m just fucking with JTR. He’s right. The problem with Portland is that we don’t produce good homegrown leaders. Some, but not a consistent crop, and we have to settle for the East Coast pros.

  6. I just love these transplant rants. Oh, the native Americans called,they want their land back from the settlers. Portland oh Portland, let me count the transplants. ^lazaar, this sounds like a cheaper way to get smoke. I will try banana bread instead of real bread. ^JTR, is that the real you?

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