I’ve never been friends with my ex’s (except a high school boyfriend, but ya know, we were kids). All of my partners have been abusive or crazy and I want nothing to do with them, but you’re different. Although we just broke up and I’ve been rotating between three homes with a broken heart and fuck-it-all attitude, I know we will remain friends. We’ve talked about playing music and starting a band together. We’ve talked about what we want out of our future relationships and life goals. And we’re still able to fuck the shit out of each other and fall asleep watching cartoons. I love you, buddy.

5 replies on “Best Case Scenario”

  1. “All of my partners have been abusive or crazy…”

    And what is the only constant in all of these dysfunctional relationships?
    YOU.

  2. “I’ve been rotating between three homes with a fuck it all attitude”

    Yeah, clearly your exes were the problem. Your new “buddy” should run for his life.

  3. You need to move back to your families’ home. Maybe you just got out of prison, and thought you might get sympathy here. You need to get a job, get a vocation and try to remind your self that your over inflated image of yourself is just sad. Very sad.

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