Credit: Courtesy AMC

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Courtesy AMC

This somewhat stomach churning trailer for the upcoming 7th season of The Walking Dead has a lot surprises—such as Negan’s icky plans for Alexandria, Carol having a GREAT time at the Kingdom, and zombie-eating pigs (??)—but my fave? THE WALKING DEAD NOW HAS ITS OWN TIGER! Goddammit. When am I gonna get my own tiger? Anyway, TWD returns on October 23!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)