Not as if you give a fuck, or even have the means to access the internet…..Fuck you, and that is an action statement….You stole my cell phone at the gas station, which had a pocket on the back containing my drivers license and debit card. You immediately attempted a most disappointing shopping spree at places like cinnabon, journeys and a gift card vendor. All purchases were declined, and my account was alerted. You still have my phone, which I am willing to pay a reward, no questions asked for the return.
You have two options, return my phone, or wait for a major butt fucking from the universe. Karma never loses an address. You WILL eventually pay, in some painful way, for this seemingly small transgression…and I accept the fact that this act is a form of punishment for something I did in the past. I have learned the hard way that this is how the universe works….just warning you…if you don’t do the right thing…return my phone…..and say you found it, and keep the reward money….mark my words….you cannot escape karma.

Your concept of karma sounds a little too much like dogma to be true.
You probably don’t know this, most people struggle with technology, but you can track your phone from any computer
That sucks. Not just that you lost all your cards too, but that these trolls are dumping all over you like drunken divorced dads. I thought your description of karma was quite apt, if not overly technical. What I don’t get is, how on Earth is this person supposed to contact you? I expect you’ll get the best results with gps tracking, assuming the phone is still in use. If you lock down an address the cops will escort you to pick it up. Worst case scenario you’re stronger for your struggles and you worked off some bad karms. Good luck ๐