He’s a carpenter and he’s on the apps and he’s got a kid and he must think he’s really something great! But a 40-something year old man ghosting people for dates in PDX? He’s not hot enough for this kind of fuckery by a FEW MILES. But worst of all – worst of all – he’s someone’s dad. And you just know he deigns to talk to his kid about right and wrong. Sorry, kid. For the rest of you/us – go on the date, meet the person, risk spending 70 minutes with someone you don’t want to hook up with or won’t date again. Engage with a human being. Explore the strange sensation of having integrity; it may wax and wane, but at least you can try.

3 replies on “Jesus would never stand someone up!”

  1. A) That is not what Occurred.

    B) We are not them. We have made that exhaustively clear. They are their own thing. Same as you.

    C) Well, we do Moonlight from Time To Time.

    D) All Of The Above.

  2. Decently creative troll post I suppose. Premise obviously falls short though seeing as how any rational adult knows being 40 years old and having kids clearly means they had more important things to do than to keep up with their dating app, dead give away for a trolling attempt. Don’t think anyone’s going to be taking your bait for outrage (which really doesn’t even need to be said to be honest).

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