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Thanks so much, N. Lombard and Interstate Fred Meyer shopper who looked me in the eye, slowly turned away, pretended I wasn’t coming down the aisle and just as I neared…r epositioned your cart to make my passing impossible. The fake cough followed by, “Oh, I uh, humnnnn,” was outstanding, a full minute on while waiting for you to decide between no sugar added or regular ol’ applesauce. Decisions decisions.—Anonymous