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I just wanna build a strong embrace the bullshit kinda attitude into my everyday posture. Can I just be like “nah you go ahead and keep talking. I’ll wait for you” and just not even get mad when no one knows what I’m talking about because they were talking instead. I just wanna be like “it’s cool. I’ve been up since 1am and doing dumb shit all day. I can totally go groceries and weed the yard and make dinner l. Tell me more about how you’re doing all of this by yourself. I like it when you storm around the house talking about how everyone is an asshole but you.” Tell me more about your feelings. Fuck yeah. I will respond to all stimuli with calm and respectful positive thoughts all day. I don’t care how stressed you get or how overwhelmed it might make a normal person feel. I am a god damn robot and I live and work and think for you. I don’t have time for feelings because that’s not my job. I was not put here to think and feel. I am a set of hands and champion quiz taker. Go ahead. Ask me what I want to do today. I will give my best guess and accept the score you assign me. If you do not like my answer I will try again if you let me or hang my head in shame while I try to make you a decent breakfast. I let you do it next time because I’m incompetent and you have to do everything yourself. I’m excited about that though. I am in the best years of my life. If I can just embrace the hard work and the shitty feelings and give you all space make tacos once I a while, maybe you’ll still grow to dislike me overtime anyway but I’ll have almost done something decent with my life. It will be hard to see or feel and some people might even say it’s not real but maybe that’s why I’m here. If they all get to be at least a certain age and they have most of what they need, it’s a small loss if they don’t really like me in the end. I had friends earlier in life so I’ve already had that experience. Better them than me.—Anonymous