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To the people who were throwing firecrackers in Ankeny alley on Saturday night, I’d like to say fuck you. A young man was murdered by gunfire in that spot not 6 months ago.
You suburban rich kids who cosplay as punk rockers, sipping rainier and smoking cigarettes while you glance around to see who is witnessing how cool you are, need to stay out in Beaverton.
People live and work in downtown Portland and the bridge and tunnel crowd are on our last nerve. Do the work and build your own clubs in your lame ass towns, or respect ours when you come out for a night of one-upping each other on obscure facts about bands no one cares about. You are so one dimensional it’s hard to believe you exist outside of an episode of Portlandia.—Anonymous