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K Byeeeeee! Years later you’re on the apps judging a person for their past circumstances while not knowing them at all as a person. Fuck! I am so fucking tuned off by men that I think I never need to see a dick again. I’ve always been better at making myself cum than any of you fucks and being in a relationship is a kin to having a large sloppy sexist child in my house. Women are taking a fucking sharp turn at queer curious to growing old with their best female friend who also makes her cum harder than you ever could!—Anonymous