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Those bikes with the cargo space in front are so ugly and look so stupid. Portland needs to ban these ugly bikes to keep our streets beautiful. When these stupid bikes where strictly ridden by die hard bike punks it was moderately acceptable, but now that regular people with cars have started riding them, it’s become unacceptable. You have a car, what do you need to haul around? Use your car instead of polluting our streets with these lumbering long bikes. “Oh the dutch ride these bikes. they are dutch. it’s european.” Ok, the dutch look stupid on these bikes too!
It is even worse when the items in the cargo are the ugly, peanut headed children of the riders. Haul your children in your car.
What is Portland doing to ban these hideous bikes from our city?!—Anonymous