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We met awhile ago. We never hit it off. I think I technically spelt YOur name wrong. Its important for me to let you know that I think you’re alright. Yeah, those assholes were spreading a bunch of lies. Thank you for noticing. Thank you for more than I even know. Anyways…. so this little art project I’ve been working on, it’s kinda taken on a life of its own now. Yes, I completely see the irony of it no longer being subject to my own influence. Maybe you could help me with it. Let me know what the easiest place to start this outfit would be.—Anonymous