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You ever wake up in the middle of the night and get cramps in your legs? It’s like one little twist or adjustment of the legs while sleeping, then kaboom, CRAMP. Sometimes it’s both legs too. And they won’t go away for a bit. Of course, it completely disrupts the peaceful sleep and dead of night other then my infuriating shout “what the fuck.” The other scenario for me is after walking for 8 to 10 hours at work, when I sit on a stool at a bar, kaplow, cramp. To where I have to stand and twist my legs in strange ways to get them to go away.
Just wondering. I drink water too but no bananas. But WTF, man.—Anonymous