Not all of you have had sex with me. Not your fault; not my fault. However, I can imagine the frustration many of you feel who have not ever set foot (or tail) in Humpy’s bedroom. For those of you dying of curiosity, here’s a sneaky peek.

Playing on the “big screen” tonight… High School Musical! Any takers?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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