One of the really annoying byproducts of this whole bullshitty Twilight/True Blood thing is perfectly nice guys getting dumped after vampires steal their girls. It ain’t right, and I’M TIRED OF THAT WHICH AIN’T RIGHT! To help put my impotent rage into context, here is a very funny short film by a couple of writers from The Colbert Report appropriately titled “Once You Go Bat.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey