Attention fuckers calling on me to step down: Fuck. You. (For real.)
Seriously Washington Times and all 50 Democratic senators and President-fucking-Elect Obama: You want me to step down? For fucking free?
Fuck that. I’ll step down as governor for $500,000.
I’ll step down wearing a French maid’s outfit for $750,000.
Shit, for $25,000, I’ll wrestle anyone live on Pay Per View.
For $10,000, I’ll shave my head, and for an additional $5,000, I’ll eat the hair.
Don’t fuck with me. A governorship is a fucking valuable thing. You just don’t give it away for nothing. So fuck YOU, you fucking fucked up fucko.
Well done, bravo! Don’t go down without some cash in hand young Rodney!
I smell douche. Do you smell douche?
What do I get for $10?
You’re my hero, Mister. I’ll take the step-down and wrestling match in the french maid outfit. Do you take Discover?
What would you do for a quarter?