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This just in from the End Hits gossip desk:
Which high-energy Portland band will supposedly be cooking up some rock and roll goodness alongside Rachel Ray at SXSW. They’ll be playing her afternoon BBQ party/showcase, but hopefully they’ll get paid in something other than her tacky merchandise. Yum-O!
Comment below with your wild guesses.
Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog.... More by Ezra Ace Caraeff
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Horrible photoshop skills.
Oh, and, Decemberiststststs. Obvi.
Ditto on the shitty shitty photoshop.
And regardless of which band plays on her show, I hope that the band takes the opportunity to stab Rachel Ray repeatedly in her fat face. I hate that bitch.
She did this last year.
D, yes she did. Her husband has a band and plays the event as well.
As for my Photoshop skills, I admit this art is absolutely terrible. But is there a way to make a good Rachel Ray + Portland image?
blitzen trapper or menomena
Good point Ezra!
You almost had me believing there really was a bench and a patch of grass on the Burnside bridge… The light’s a fairly decent match, and it would’ve been reasonably convincing if you’d rotated the foreground about 5 degrees clockwise and taken care of the spaces between the slats. As for who will be accompanying Rachel’s BBQ showcase, my guess is, maybe… Trashcan Joe? Jackstraw? Or Kenny Lavitz, perhaps?
Starfucker.
Graham, that’s some kinda hate you got going on there. I bet the ladies love you! Anyhow, Rachael Ray is great. She invented the “Crisp Kringle” it is the only official holiday blowjob that involves Rachael Ray and a mouthful of delicious buttery Ritz Crackers®. This is the most wonderful time of the year.
When I think of PDX bands that love food only one name comes to mind… POISON IDEA!!!
BTW: they’ll be playing the Satyricon on New Years Eve. Don’t forget to list it in the next issue, EZ.
Can’t resist complimenting a PI reference.
The band that’s spoon fed…with a shovel!!
Blah, will do!
Grrr… Go away you 30 minute devil of mischief. Take you and the scourge of your neckless grinning head elsewhere. There is no room in this inn of sin.