Every year the Mercury prints our readers’ romantic
shout-outs to the ones they loveโand every year they just keep
getting sexier, funnier, and romantic-er! DID YOU GET A
VALENTINE PRINTED THIS YEAR? Check ’em
If you’re searching for a valentine that’s wasn’t printed in the paper or listed below it might be here: Search for Love!
…what I really want is to toil on long enough that our days become
reruns, our steps and missteps become choreographed jazz & tap
08.08.09
debo, i love your guts & want to kiss your whole head! yes, even
despite disco duck. looking forward to many more superbowls. happy
v-day, lover!
effie + echoik = fornevers girl, they won’t believe it, but here we
are. i love you the mostest. -your monsser, monsser, monsser
destroyer
I am your tugboat, pressing on through Pushing for love, and pulling
for you Crawling across the warm soft sand By the lovely beaches of
Bonnieland
Lovely Lobkin! I’m still delighted to have met you. Let’s make this
next decade as gumbly as the last one. Be well, sweetness.
New Seasons Sellwood, Briana, & Andy! Miss you all! Happy
Valentines Day from San Diego. Love, Maria
PIPPI LOVES
Thank you for not taking no as an answer. Thank you for being
somewhat like a sloth tied around my neck, in a cute way.
“NYKLES” Kara, I will not be ignored. Now get your ass over
here and eat this glass of cherries! You have always made me laugh…
now, make me holla. Be mine?
#2 your the best! as good as #1, but just #2. thanks for
always being there. your the greatest sissypoo i could ask for. until
out next adventure.your #2
$$$$$ JORDAN $$$$$ I love you like a fat kid loves mashed
potatoes! Your vagina mouth makes my claw hands quiver. We be doin it
and doin it well. xoxo, baby T-rex
ลยงลโลรธลรลรธลรลยฑ L is for LOVE, baby O is for ONLY you that I do V is for loving
VIRTUALLY everything that you are E is for loving almost EVERYTHING
that you do
‘NEENERS Recognizing your scent…. Hearts, K.E.
‘STUMPS’ I guess you dig men in little black dresses and
stilettos… I love you with all my heart and can’t wait for Seattle.
I’m sure it will be great. ๐
((((M.I.L.F.)))) G-BUNNY YOU MAKE MY LUNCH EVERYDAY. I WANT
TO RETURN THE LOVE WITH A SENSUAL HOT N’ SPICY SAUSAGE. SLAP IT UP,
FLIP IT, RUB IT DOWN. OH NO! DANHART.
*** PUPPIKINZ *** Everyone readin this would love to have a
spunky-cudly one who fixes cars, scrubs kitchen floors, gets wild in
hot tubs – yet thrs only 1 PK -Bmine?
***NOAH*** A black eye looks good on you, for real. Happiest
of Valentine Days even if it’s not celebrated traditionally. -Your
Bestest Friend
**SNATCH & LAUREN** I think you guys are gay for me
(which is understandable). Clean up the backseat once in awhile and
maybe I’ll hang out more often. Peace -Sally Kane
**SPECIAL AGENT K** I still dream U will strike that &
reverse it. Much love loaded with the wrong kind of kisses – high C
*HEARTS* Six months or five years, however you count it. I
love your more with time, my dear.
*JOHN JOHN* If we’re still together I’ll give you the ol’
front back side to side. If not… Your loss. You’re unintentionally
funny & I think it’s sweet. -S
*SHMOOOOOOO… …OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!* ๐ก I
love you <3ali
-BV uuu. how i love ya baby. won’t you give me a special
valentines love bite? -MT
. Yes, I know my luck too well. And I’ll probably never see
you again.
… I go out walkin’ after midnight out in the moonlight just
hopin’ you may be somewhere a walkin’ after midnight, searchin’ for
me
1 LEA YOUNG LOVE U WOW! 3 years that is like 30 in lez years
but they have been the best I am glad that I have been here 4 u w/
every thing from MR. to OUR$ prb I love u
30 OUGHT I love you more than I can tell you in this little
magazine. Please be mine forever and ever! Yeah, and you really do have
a cute ass.
742 Here’s to Cork, Mashed potatoes and RED. 742, I Love you.
See you at dinner. Will you read to me?
A again the chance to tell you how i feel, with the hope that
somewhere deep, for you its also real, & hoping in some small way,
you too may reveal…
A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER You are the flower and I am the bee, so
let’s get down and sticky
A-BOMB You give me all I need. From the gyrations of the
penis panther to a tenderness that melts me at my most tumultuous. You
have my heart. Love,Babe
A. I’m rather fond of that rocket in your pocket, and I’m
glad you are my special friend. I’ll snuggle with you in the
planetarium anytime. –h
AARON yous is my favorite. i want to nuzzle you all the time.
thanks for letting me be you babes.
ABBY Happy Valentine’s day, sweepstakes prize :] You’re the
only girl in this whole city who can make me glow. NRRRRDDD GRRRRL!
ABILENE I fell in love with a girl of 19. Where is it you
shall take me? Is it in the mountains high. Or is it the deep blue sea.
I love you more each day. B
ABP I lava you infinity. After all these 2 years.. you’ve
become my best friend and I can’t imagine spending my days, my nights
without you. Foreva eva.
AC/DC You, I’m waiting for you You, you set my desire I trip
through your wires Ihre Leibekuchen
ACCIDENT You’re the best wife ever! I hope we can climb
mountain/sleep in the same bed cause you’re my insomnia cure. I feel a
trip to the ocean is due XOXOXO
ACTUAL A heartfelt “you the best.” lovin so many things:
comfy skirt fest, breakfasts, cabin fires, bug bites. you make every
moment exciting and I love you.
AD I love you. Calm down. Everything will be al right and
you’ll finish your homework. Heart, GB
ADA I wanna eat yr face. Let’s make out. Love and kissez!
ADAM Thank you for being my best friend! I still get giddy
every time I see you walking down the street. I love you more than
Neptune loves salmon. K-Kat
ADAM You are my best friend, the love of my life and the one
I want by my side always. I love your guts! Erin
ADAMATIC You are truly the king of the school. Your
basketball stat knowledge is something to admire and cherish. I wish
you all the cola the world. mad cola.
ADRIEL you are so awesome! don’t worry, things will come
together for you. in your career and in love!
ADRIENNE MY DARLING I Love You, baby! You and your poo-faced
little dog, too… Happy Valentine’s Day
AEDEN, We love you. If your sister wasn’t our mother we would
be with you forever. Someday we will make you king of our home
planet<3 Bean, Izzi and Ginger
ALAN No matter what, your heart beats on the inside but lives
on the inside.
ALAN We are opposites sides of a coin. We are worthless
without each other. Make heads or tails, it’s an act of god for us to
land on the thin edge.
ALANA Before I met you my heart was a crap taco. Now it soars
with the eagles.
ALANNA MY CUNTFACE! My dear cuntface and soon to be bride, we
were born to be together like the cuntfaces we both are! I love you
very much! xoxo Robb, your cuntface
ALETA AND DORA Since I couldn’t afford the three-way broken
heart necklaces, I am writing to wish that our love triangle continues
until we turn to dust. Love, Big B
ALEX AT ROCCO’S I just want you to know that I care. I invite
you to a night of whiskey and Lord of the Rings.If you would so choose
I will give you the one ring. Kev
ALEX DEMARCO! Ooooh my pumpkin brittle babycakes! I’ll make
sure to keep my tush super freaky-fresh for you this valentine’s day. I
love you so! Nicolexoxo
ALEX, You are my favorite.You are my moon and stars. Thank
you for your devotion, love and AMAZING sex!<3 Lilly a.k.a. teh love
of your life
ALEXI SWEET we have been going for ten years and your kitty
is still as hot as ever. as they say you are the bomb as they say. now
come here and kiss me
ALI I love you – you’re the best I could ever wish for or
hope for!
ALICIA W. You have your eyes on the prize..i have my eyes on
your thighs. The ring is the thing, but it’s you who makes my heart
sing. Pure Love. Your Boo
ALISHA I want to wake up next to you and count all the
feathers.
ALISHA! THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST WIFE, FRIEND, AND NEW
MOTHER I COULD’VE HOPED FOR….I LOVE YOU ALISHA! ~MYLES
ALLEGORICAL BUNNY It’s a shame you had to go and lose
yourself down the rabbit hole. Those bathroom stalls will never be so
fun now. I hope the journey is rewarding.
ALLISON I love your face. Thank you for your love and the way
you make all the silly things in life all the more fun. Happy
Valentine’s day sweetheart. BOOM.
AMANDA Another series of seasons have passed, and we’re still
(happily) listening to each other snore! Thanks for 5 great years! I
love you, baby! -Ryan
AMANDA I love you as much as you love bacon-possibly more.
You are so sexy, smart and fun. I can’t wait to milk goats and
slaughter pigs with you. Love-Benny
AMANDA VEGAN The last couple months have been amazing! Thanks
for being such a great girlfriend, and for all the baked goods! X to
the O Charley
AMAY BEE I LOVE YOU LIKE: L-U-V. LETS STAY TOGETHER LIKE:
FOREVER EVER…. OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE DALEKS EXTERMINATE US
ALL!!!!!!!!!
AMBER Do you remember last year? The red heart drawn around
your Valentine? I love you. Here’s to dreaming about where we’ll be
this time next year.
AMBIES i love you ps kimsy loves you too. pps too bad we have
to go on a trip w/ your family on valentines day. valentines day remix
next weekend?
AMIE Happy Valentine’s Day babydoll. It’s our last one alone!
I love you. Thanks for everything.
AMORICANO You’re the juiciest gift my life has given me. I
love you. I love loving you. May we grow stronger and happier always.
And sexier too.
AMY AND LIL’ MAMA Thanks for always getting me food and
coffee. One of you needs to stop biting and scratching me. You know who
I’m talking about. All my love, C.
AMY FUZZ BOTTOM Dearest, I love you. Washing your dishes
turns me on, join me on the couch?
AN MEINEN SCHATZ… …Erika. Alles Liebe zum Valentinstag!
Ich liebe dich von ganzem Herzen! Maybe next year we will have a puppy
to share the love. KEG
ANANDA MEOW MEOW I can’t wait for Summer nights full of
synchronized swerving and scandalizing Portland. I love you and want to
share my bed with you forever!
ANDREW We have something special, you know it and so do I.
Lets get married! I love you, Always and forever… Cher
ANDREW, Happy Birthday! Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy! How we
doin’? You’re beautiful, hilarious, ridiculously talented and you rock
my world! I love you! -AK
ANDREW, I’m so glad to have met you this year! I appreciate
your patience and upbeat attitude. I look forward to poses and other
fun in the future!
ANDREW, BLACKBIRD Happy valentine’s, love. Our first of many,
as I absolutely do want to spend my life with you! I love and admire
you so much! Your dove, Audrey
ANEKAH My lil’ A. I love you so much little muffin pants. I
love your sense of humor, smile, stubborness and gentlness. I am proud
to be your mama. Kisses
ANN Hubby Kip is never going to please you like I can, so why
don’t you leave him and join me in my mansion in Hollywood? -George
ANN ROMULAN I’m the luckiest guy in the world that you told
Emperor Klaktu to buzz off. I’ll be your Kipster forever. Love,
Monk
ANNA The only thing you ever did for me was a Mercury
valentine.You dont deserve me and you will probably die as you lived. A
lonley fridgid headcase!
ANNIE BANANIE I’ll be your Panda if you’ll be my Kitty Kitty.
I promise not to buy you anything for VDAY <3
ANNIE POO I miss you and I’ll be home soon then we can
finally do all of the Portlandy things that we love to do. Love, Hoolia
Nation
ANTHONY LAUCH Just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day to my
sweet little love slave. Love you TONS!!!!!!!!!!Love Amoreena
ANTOINETTE Your carb-filled dishes and fine black booty make
me one happy man. You rock more than Scott Bakula ever did! Loves and
kisses, Z
ANTONETTE Who said blacking out could never be a good thing?
You’re the best thing i’ve ever stumbled upon! Love ya babe!
ANUSTASIA<3CLITTORIA I need you in my life like my gallon
size industrial FDS. W/O you my day just stinks. BFF’s or I call ALL
the 3 letter agencies! Love you mean it!!!
APOLLONIA NICOLE You’re hot, and the love of my life. God
only knows where i’d be with out you. Plus you’re the smartest chic i
know, did i mention sexy mommy? Luf u.
ARAN: I love you SOOOO much. XOXO Nicole
ARASHI Y You’re a great friend! I’m glad we’re playing
phone-tag lately; one day we’ll play real-tag b/c I know I’ll win- I
saw you fall into that puddle! KK
ARIEL through and through, life’s not so bad as long as i’ve
got you
ARON SMOOGINCON Without you, I’m just a grumpy old bear
hiding out in my pot-smoking lair. Come back from Corvallis. I
la-la-love you.
ART I love you more than my XBOX 360, and that is a lot.
Love, Rose
ASH THE FJB With open arms I await your return, ash. Glad you
got the Clausey clausey taken care of, though. I love you.
ASHLEY M You are my Juliet, my forbidden love. This
Valentine’s let’s be together and not worry about the future. Let’s
embrace our forbidden love! Love you!
ASSY The Beaver and I love you! XOXOXOXXO
ATOMIC MEOW MEOW love me. love me. love me. love me. love me.
love me. love you. thanks for little Z.
AUBREY It’s been a crazy ride with many sacrifices, but I
wouldn’t have had anyone else as my copilot. I love you babe! And
you’re the bestest! Hah!
AUBREY LEE DINSDALE You came to my life during troubling
times, you stuck with me through the lies, you help me to see through
others eyes, hope we never say goodbye
AUSTINA*~ i love you sooo much!! hugs, highfives, earrubs,
kisses, and… where’d the chocolate go?…
AUTOMOMMY 6 years of effortless love..and loving you is still
the easiest thing i’ve ever done..without you i have nothing..i pledge
to you my undying love…..
AUTUMN O Dark-Eyed Beauty, you’ve taken so much: my sleep, my
heart, my emptiness. How far must I climb before your heaven can be
touched?
AZAD I like you more plus one. you rule.
B If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you
then you know. Our love is delicate. I will wait for you always. Love,
your girl
B My NJ love, it’s been over 5 years of traveling, loving,
exploring, living, and having fun together. U R the best. XOXO, E
B! kissing outside of siam,in pagoda & philosophy:world.
what’s next before cinqueterre amore mio? meeting you on planet M has
rocked my world baby.xoE
B-RAD happy valentines day, sweets! we’s gon’ do it tonight!
wooooooo! love, molly d
B. APPLETRONIC YOUR BOOBS ARE LUSCIOUS ORBS. I WANT TO GET
BUSY WITH THEM FROM ALL SIDES. THANKS FOR THE WAFFLES. GOOD LUCK IN ART
SCHOOL.
B.F-IN’.F.F. Europe, Mexico, Spain, Minneapolis, its all the
same. Our stuff is bonded in some sense forever dear.
B.LOVE The last year has been an adventure I couldnt imagine
Ur my heart and my future Happy Anniversary Byron I cant wait to see
whats next Love GingerBear
BABE OF THE POWER I like you i like you i like you i like you
get me! Thank you for an inspiring sesh of a year, I’m so glad to know
you, and I love you so mush. -bear
BABE! i love our place and little ruby and our new life
together. but mostly i just love you. i’m so happy to be back home with
you where i belong.
BABO Thank you for being everything I’ve ever wanted or
needed. You make me happier than i thought possible. I really really
really kind of like you ๐
BABY As my roommate I adored you. As my lover I preferred
you. As my best friend I fell in love with you. I am so lucky to have
you in my life…A x
BABY Glad to show you how important you are to me — you know
I will do anything for you. Thanks for being mine. I am so proud of
you, Sarah. Your man
BABY Happy Valentines Baby. I love our family we have
together. All three of us is so happy. I can’t wait to grow more with
you. I LOVE you!!
BABY BABY BB! After 20 years, I still think you’re the
coolest. I’m more in love with you now than ever. The Chief and I wanna
thank you, once again, for having us!
BABY BALOOGA I’ll love you forever, I ‘ll like you for
always, as long as I’m living my baby you’ll be. I’m so overjoyed with
our beautiful, loving life together!
BABY CAKES did you just touch my ass?
BABY CAKES You’re hot…Can’t wait to ride down to San Fran
with you. I bucking love you times a super million. xoxoxox
BABY HOLLYN GEEFERT Give me some sugar, god damn your toes
taste nasty! You pickle me with delight. Hallelujah! I love you and
every type of worm in your body.
BABY PUPPY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BABE! It’s go time! Love your
Mini
BABY SNAKES! I love you with all my heart! You are the best
friend,lover,wife and mother of my child I could ever ask for. Thank
you for being the best part of me!
BABY SNUGGLE FACE I just wanted to tell you that I love you
lots and I am so glad that I have you in my life. I am excited to see
what the future holds for us!!
BABY SQUIRREL THE OCEAN
BABY, BABY, PUMPKIN O sweet baby o’mine. The last six months
of wif to my husband has been a delight. I love you more than the
spoken word can say. Love & Smakdoma, TC
BABYBEAR Meowmers is cute that’s certain, on your toes she
likes to put a hurtin’. She really is fuzzy, that I will say, screw her
name, happy valentines day!
BAGBE You’re the best! Let’s get married or something?
BALL Without you, I’d be lost. Thanks for sticking with me
over all these years. Your love and patience is unmatched. I love you
more than you know.
BAM I wish you tok me seriously about waking me up when you
get home. Maybe Saturday? I know this isn’t IsawU, but it’s close
BAMA Here’s to the strange magic that occurs when a man from
Panama and a redhead from Brooklyn cross paths! Much love baby. You’re
fabulous.
BAMK I LU LOOO!!!
BANANA JUBJUB MUFFIN Lets just “make” all day! Love you
lovey, But no babies, I don’t care for that fad.
BARRY DALE You make everyday a valentines. Your love keeps me
alive, I never want to know a life without it. Forever your wife ~
Melissa Ann
BAYBEE! Thank you for being NOT being vanilla!!! I do love
Rocky Road!
BEAN Even though you piss me off real good sometimes, I
couldn’t imagine my life without you. I love you boo. Psychedelic
feelings included.
BEAN no matter what u go tru in life. Know that I always got
ur back. You give, you take away but I will love you just the
same.xoxo
BEAN Thank you for always letting me be who I am, and even
finding it amusing some of the time. I love you oods and can’t imagine
life without you. Forever
BEAN! You are my little bean and all cute and stuff and I
lubbins.
BEAR Even after 18 years, six months and some days, I love
you – still AND moving. I am, as always, your Girl.
BEAR (LITTLESUNBEAR) Asshole,unfortunately for me,Iloveyou
more than i could imagine loving another person.Youre cute,I’m ready to
makeout again,hope you are too L,Little
BEASTIE MCMONSTER Last year’s might have been fake but this
year’s definitely isn’t. You are the bestest hubby ever. Wanna play
snuggle bunnies? I chest tattoo you…
BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL The edges of our hearts or jagged lets
let love smooth things out. ur so beautiful inside an out. i’m addicted
to it.i’ll always love u,Cuddle Monster
BEAUTIFUL SUZ Everyday I wake up next to you, I feel blessed.
The way you make me feel loved is undescribable. I will always love you
no matter what life may bring.
BEAUTIFUL UNICORN My Beautiful Wonderful Wife, I love you! I
love your big red kite, I love your complete madness, I love our
life.Happy Valentine’s Day Darlin.
BEBE DRAGON There is a time and a place when I first saw your
grace. I dare say that was the day my heart was no longer my own. Yours
now…more than breathing.
BECKY I am sorry I won’t be in town to spend V day with you.
I hope you will make it a special day nonetheless!!!
BECKY The best part of the snowstorm was all the plowing. I
heart your sexy vagina!
BEEB you are my beeb
BEEZY-BEAR I’m so happy to have you in my life! All of you:
the spatula thumbs, Jewish sense of humor, kind smile, revealing the
dark, reveling in the laughter..
BEGOOOO LIERN THANX 4 ALL THE INCREDIBLE TIME WE HAVE SPEND
2GETHER N WITH R LOVE ONES. N THERE IS MORE LOVE TO COME!! HAPPY V-DAY
CHEERS TO *SPAIN* N US XOXO!!!
BEHY113 Loved you since I met you, and I always will. As we
walk thru the dark forrest of life we will fear no gods cuz no god!
BELLA We have the most beautiful eyes. You will kill me for
calling you sweet for everyone to read but you are. To me. Thanks for
all the ice cream. <3
BELLA BEAR Things might be tough, but you will find your way
through it all with some grace. Believe in yourself! Jake and the Gang
sure do and so do I.
BELLIE Hope you have a super fabulous ‘chick-chicka siii’
V-day. Ur sista!
BEN you are my lover, my friend, my knight in plain clothing.
i’m glad we’ve stuck it out for so long, and will always love you even
if my sister doesn’t.
BEN JAMMIN JAMES you are the best self-destructive tendency
I’ve ever had. In bed. Love you Benny Bear…
BEN W. Your performance as Sebastian was amazing, you are
lovely enough to almost make me want to become one of those normal
people who has Relationships.
BENDAN I love you more than ever and cannot wait to welcome
LilC to our lives so we can be a lovin’ trio.
BENHARD I see you all the time. Knitting here and there,
being all bikey and drinking your coffees. The right person is sure to
come along and love you up. -S
BENJ You and I are meant to be. I knew that 16 years ago when
we met and I know it now, despite some of the challenges of late. I
love you.
BENNY oooh, do i love you. you may not like valentine’s day,
but i sure like you. let’s sail off into the sunset.
BENNYTASTIC If I had to choose between you and Bacon, I’d
pick you. You’re the best Daddy a girl could ask for. I love you Bunny!
Amanda B.
BENSON BECKWITH III Although my dearest love you are far away
in ol mac, my love for you will forever be strong…i dunno you have a
cute butt and i love your face. <3Em
BEST DRESSED BECKY When Im with you ..you make my tight pants
even tighter..and knock me off my creepers..ILOVE YOU! Lloyd Dobler
BEST FRIEND BEARS I love you more than we love Ugly Dolls.
For you, I would leave the Congo. Let’s live in a tree house, make
babies and start a brand new colony <3
BETH I must be crazy! I can’t stop thinking about you! I miss
you and love you so much.. spend V-day with me? I’ll even cook.. then
we can play! Love, R.
BETHY <3 Thanks for letting me drag you across the
country, and for listening to all my complaints. Could not do any of
this without you. kisses sweetheart.
BETTIE MONROE You are Beautiful, smart, funny, charming,
quick with an quip and also first to aid me when I am down and out. As
a best friend and lover you are tops
BETTY Tulips are purple Daisys are Yellow Lets get kinda
naked And do it in Jello
BFF Too bad I fell in love with you after you moved out of
Portland.
BIG B DO YOU WANT TO SMELL MY BUTT. LOVE: GG
BIG DADDY LUCIFER I belong to you. Every piece of me, my
heart, my soul, I am yours. I love you. I will be everything for you.
Be my Forever Valentine? xoxo Princess
BIG WILLY For the love of gawd, show me the monkey!
BIGALOW HERMELING To my dearest,best friend & lover… I
love you more than their are stars in the sky. We r so lucky to
laugh,love, and fart together. XOXO, Heaven J
BILLY P. i wanna put you in my pocket so you are there
whenever i am having a Billy-Snuggle-Fest withdrawl. Your kisses are my
cocaine. I wanna spank you ๐
BINGIE You are my rock. I love you and our darling daughter
Echo. Thanks for your constant affection. Love, Poppy
BINKY PANTS it’s hard to express on this teeny little slice
of newspaper how much you mean to me. I love you!
BIPPIE LONGSOCKINS Your the beat thing since Foie Gras.
BIRDFLAG Thank you for being the best boyfriend ever — If
you were a YouTube video you’d be a funny, sweet cat video that people
hate to admit they love.
BISCUIT! It’s Peanut! I want to stand naked and drunk on the
porch of our island home with you and howl at the moon on our 35th
anniversary. Is it a date?
BK You are the best boyfriend ever cause I always eat on your
side of the bed so crumbs don’t get on my side and you never get mad.
Thank you! Love J
BLAIR BEAR! 1 miiiiilllllliiiiiooooonnn hugs and keeses to
you!!! you’ll always be my favorite lil CB! <3
BLUE EYED BOY Be mine forever? Starting June 28th? You wear a
three piece suit. Me? A peacock feather. We’ll sneak behind trees and
make out. It’ll be awesome.- PJ
BLUEHAIR @ C&S NORTH You’re really pretty, and I always
want to ask you for your name, then get tongue tied when you come by.
Sorry. I’m a bastard, but it’s ok. -O
BLUEY & SCOOTS You can lick my face anytime. Love,
Jenny
BOB I freaking love you and I am so lucky you are in my life.
You make my heart go pidily platter platter. Love you, sound in
motion.
BOBBICAT You fuckin’ roxors my soxors. I have never meet
anyone that loves me and my beautiful brown booty so much. Meow Indeed!
Love, Booty Brown Bear
BOBBY V Happy Valentine’s Day Hunny!! I love you!! Love, Your
Babe
BOBITO Sex chat boy friend. You make me lawls and you make me
happy and thats why I can honestly say I love you. I still think I
could out rap you though 1v1
BOO After all these years you still give me that warm
feeling. Your difficult but adorable Valentine.
BOO BEAR as the sun rises your love stays with me… as the
moon rises your love stays with me.. forever and always..
BOO BEAR i love you in the face!
BOOB, OH I MEAN BOO you’re effing rad and i love the way you
make my nether regions wiggle.
BOOBER CUTIE PIE Six years and counting!! We’re awesome!!
Love you and the Z so much!! Happy little kitty day!! Cutie.
BOOBIE POO you are the hottest damn thing i have ever seen.
thanks for moving to portland with me so i can give you free
classifieds of love in the city of cupid
BOOFERS You are my favorite person. …..Poop…..
BOOGER You are my favorite thing in the world and I love you
more and more each day. You are my one and only, perfect, forever
girlfriend! Keese, keese. MWA!
BOON SHAKARAKA Hi, Love. You are my COMMODE DRAGON!!! That’s
why I love you. Happy St. Valentine’s Day.
BOOP Onions are my love forever. So much to do and love you
so. Blub.
BOOPIE I love you and my pussy loves you too! Let’s get
another kitteh, my darling.
BOOPIE! You are my favorite – Lola and I love you very much,
but only I get to be in the bed. Thanks for making me dinner and being
my bestest friend.
BOOTY Let’s pebble and spoon the night away! Love, Bunny
BOPOJO 30 Rock Marathons. Listening to you know who. Six
weeks of Gchat. Mr.T. That laugh.That Mind.That body.That face (with
food all over it). I love it.
BOY FROM DIGITOPOLIS I <3 you -Girl from Dictionopolis
BOYD POOL MASTER Boyd, you are my favorite pool player. The
way you hold the stick, the way you crack balls, your one-eyed pool is
supreme. Lets eat a kabob sometime.
BRADLEY JASON D It was love at first sight, Getting thrown
out of bars, Riding our bikes and flipping off cars, I’m in love with
you babe! It makes me see stars!
BRADLEY-KELLY Please stop switching our relationship status
on Facebook. There are no words for our love. You cannot scribe the
INTESNSITY of our passion. -HtotheO
BRADWORTH I love you more than my chickens. I love you more
than sushi. I love you more than composting. Let’s talk about how much
we love each other soon.
BRAIDS You’re pretty much the best ever, – Joe!
BRAIN I love you so much!!! Can’t wait for the compilation CD
“Rebrainrub 2050”. That’ll be a good one.
BRANDON, here’s to our hot sex life, and doing everything
together. and here’s to never, ever being your wife, but being with you
forever!
BRANDYN my love for you burns like it does when I pee after
having sex with you. thanks for that.
BRANNON W. Dear everyone, did you know that Brannon has an
incredible six pack? The next time you see him, you should ask him to
show it to you. He loves that.
BRAT i love you like long walks and cats. love, bde
BREEAUNA I knew it was meant to be the moment you peed on my
chest.
BRETON FINGERS Darling dearest, you are most wonderful. None
popped Dr pepper. we will be famous together. Cuz it’s all the beauty
within ya, Virginia.
BRIAN I never imagined it could be like this. My body
tingling, my heart overflowing. You are all I desire and more. Come,
let us make love deathless.
BRIAN BOI-TANO forget brad. you’re the one for me. love,
angelina. xoxo
BRIAN, You made me your wife and it was the best choice I
have ever made. You show me what love & friendship can be. Your
touch makes me feel whole. Perla
BRIANA D I can’t wait to wake up to your beautiful face every
morning. We’ll slide down the surface of things. Te amo, mi amor.
BRITNEY Though for now we must be apart, I know it must be
you to fill my heart. I’ll wait for you til the end of time, I’ll do
what it takes to make you mine
BROADWAY BRIDGE Yr sexy long red legs spread wide over the
river leave me panting and sweaty. Another bike date soon? Without you,
I feel so cut off. You amaze me.
BRONTOSAURUS mah monkey! you are the schmoopiest. i am so
lucky to have you lurking about my life. let’s make out in public. i
love you so hard! meep! xo, bunny
BROOKE To the beautiful therapist/baker/pie maker. You make
my world go round. I could live without your massage, cookies, or pie,
but not without you.
BROOKY You are the best lay ever. Boy, am I lucky or what?
Coffee? Tommy
BROWN EYED GIRL CS, pizza, poker You dance, a twinkle in your
eyes Overcoming the past Dreaming of what will be I pause and take you
in Your beauty overwhelms
BROWNSTAR I wish that i could be with you on valentine’s day,
yet i find myself on a couch 2042 miles away.I miss the shit out of
you!I la la la.. oh never mind
BRUCE LEE Will you be my Valentine’s? Love, Miss Saigon
BRUNCH CREW It’s not what you do, it’s how you do what you do
– and we do it right! Thanks for the insanity! Beaver Heaver Holly
BRUSSELS SPROUTS MAN Kisses; cold feet; excitement; differing
perspectives; touch; vulnerability; friendship; happiness; intensity;
fondness; possibilities; you; me.
BRUTUS It’s amazing how I still get butterflies when I think
of you. I couldn’t imagine life without my baby! Happy Valentines Day!
– Your Bell Pepper XOXO
BRYAN A. You are the cheese to my macaroni. I loves you with
all my heart, pooper, and nothing will ever change that.
BRYCE I love you more then words can say. Thank you for
sharing you love and your life with me. Find this note get a secret
treat!! I love you babe! Jessica
BUBBA We love you. Love Jenny, Gedde Lee and Lethter Victor
Sammy Sosa Francisco Montoya
BUBBIE BUTT You’re the cutest butt I’ve ever seen. I lofe
you.
BUBSLOVESMONKEYBEAR I love you so much sweetie. You are the
coolest guy ever. I can’t believe it’s been like 9 years! Big kisses.
See you at home.
BUG Monkey, monkey, monkey, Squirtle! And an Arrroooo too! ๐
I love you Bug! Thanks for helping make the house a home.
BUG My lovely sweet Bug I love you to no end!! I hope we’ll
be together for many many more centuries!!! (since we’re both immortal
anyhow, hehe!)
BUG-A-BOO Since you came into our lives the rain, sunshine,
stars, light, darkness, and everything in between has become more
clear. we love you! mom & dad
BUN, Now you know that I heart everything about you. <3:
Wolfie
BUNNY I hope some day they figure out how to surgically
attach us is in a spoon. I just hope you don’t have to poop for the
next 60 years.
BUNNYBEAR Oh where could my bunnybear be? I love you more
than cupcakes, piss in the face, but most of all I love you more than
the most. How about 11 more?
BURCOLE Your Strawberries & Velvet R My Dream. U Are The
Homeslice To My FlufferNutter. To Sweet Spots Always, Cat Tongue
Rarely.I LoveU! Bunny, NakedDormChef
BUTCHER You are hotter than JCVD punching out a rattlesnake.
I heart you to the core. – Pregosaurus
BUTTFACE!!!! You’re the best! I love you and am so excited
for our little muffin in the oven! We are going to rock the parenting
together! loves and hugs! Boogie!
C Being with you has changed my life. I can’t imagine my life
any other way. Thank you for putting it all into perspective. 7 years
and counting. –B
C-DOGG happy v-day. don’t shit your pants… without me!
C.ETRULIA UMSBLAAGA, BST. You are ISHKA ISHKA UMSBLAAGA to
me. I miss you every second of every day. C.Sharpe
CAAARI CAAARRRTER!!! Dang girl, you so FIRM. Thanks for being
the best BFFT a classy lady like me could ever ask for. Let’s go cruise
for sausage! XO-MELANIE MARGARINE
CAHROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS You’ll always be my special little
valentine! Thanks for helpin me grow through these amazing three and a
half years. so much love for you, lil TUSHY!
CAIN-A-LISH I love your more than dykes love pussy. your
boy…B!
CAITLIN you are the star to my wars..the missing lego to my
blocky heart..the zelda to my link..the kara thrace to my saul
tigh…you put the awe into awesome
CAITLIN You are truly awesome, no one could ask for better as
a friend. Xs and Os
CAITLIN DRURY This is the longest I’ve done this and I have
no idea how it’s working but it’s awesome. What the hell would we be
doing otherwise? I love you!
CAITLIN FROM BGAP Lucky black 13 is your number. you’ve been
intriguing to me for a while now. happy valentine’s day!
CAITLIN, Let me be the Henry Miller to your Anais Nin. I’ll
write you frustrated lovelorn letters, and you’ll keep me at bay
forever, and I’ll relish the pain.
CAMERON MY LOVE You’re a slow ride down a country mile.
You’re the smell of apple pie to the blind. You’re the last light on
July western sky. You I love. xo kra
CANDI MY LOVE 32969 i will for ever love you,you know it,s
true.
CAPPUCCINOPIMPMASTER There is no one better than you at
making my mouth water! Thanks Robert Jungic!
CAPTAIN FANTASIC You continue to thrill me after almost 2
years of lovin’. I’m the luckiest Babycakes in all the world! Thanks
for being mine, Sugarbutt.
CARLY My job might be boring but I’ve been too busy falling
in love with you to notice. It’s been wonderful and I don’t plan on
stopping anytime soon.-shane
CARLYFACE MCBLACKY About 5 years since that timestopping hug
at the max stop. Lots of shit in between now and then. I love you, and
I wouldn’t change that for the world.
CARMEN & SCARLETT You two are the cream in my coffee.
Well, actually I love you even more than coffee. April in Paris can’t
come too soon! Love, Mom
CARMEN&MICHELLE you two are the best!you babysit drunk
kids,save us from our horrible boyfriends,watch our bikes,plants,and
let us sleep on your couch. also soo cute!
CARYN, My body aches to breathe your breath, and I will be
the one to hold you down, kiss you so hard, I’ll take your breath away.
With love, Big Daddy.
CASEY Happy valentines day cutie pie! I love waking up in
your arms, and your big hugs. These seven months have been some of the
best of my life. Kisses. -J
CASSIE You’re the raddest woman on the damn planet. This
feeling in my heart is LOVE MAGIC. YEAH! I BELIEVE! LET’S FRENCH NOW!
AND MAYBE BUY A DOG
CASSIELOU Your beauty runs deep…deeper then I could ever
penetrate. Oh how my chode aches for thee.
CASUAL BREAKIN roses r red & frinkles r wrinkley,& i
like the game we play with yer pinky, more corey mess’s, wot do u
thinky? je semble avoir perdu mon pantalon xxx
CAT WRANGLER Now that Reverse Cowgirl is in your vocabulary,
there’s nowhere to go but on top! Here’s to more lovin’, more
snugglin’, more Paris. I love you–Bub!
CAVE CREATURE, Just once, I want you to know how much you
mean to me. You are my little treasure chest blowing bubbles in the
aquarium of life ๐ Love,Sea Creature
CAVEMAN I’ll wear your hickeys with pride as long as you’re
my squeezle even though you – hey, I heard that! And put away that
fruit bowl. I love you FAFA!
CELINA The road we’ve walked has been a tough one, and
there’s no one I’d have rather traveled it with. You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine. I love you.
CGF IV We’ve come a long, long, way from tickle resistancey
tests and Beuford & Beauregard, but one thing hasn’t changed…I
still love you a lot! -Nori
CHAD come with me my love to the sea the sea of love I want
to tell you how much I love you forever, meagan
CHAD MI AMANTE Whether its playing Wii, drinking beer,
reading or just plain bothering you, I love it all. Siempre Siempre
Siempre, Nic. Besos!
CHADDIE As my Secret Agent Lover Man you have certain
responsibilities. Not the least being, to make me happy. You are now
being promoted to Senior S.A.L.M.
CHADLEY Moving here was the best thing we have ever done. I
love you so much and I always will. YOU are my best friend and our
lights will NEVER GO OFF. XOXOX
CHAELA There’s somethin bout your love, that makes me weak
and knocks me off my feet. I don’t wanna bore you with it, but darling,
I love you, I LOVE you!
CHAMISA How’s this for a love note? Wish you were here. Wait,
I’m there. Or I will be, in a few days, to give you that hug and kiss
I’ve been holding back.
CHANTEL Pookie loves everything about you. Your the best
baby.. Happy made up romance holiday to you!!
CHAR MAR SUPER STAR Baby I’ma want you Baby I’ma need you
You’re the only one I care enough to hurt about Lately I’m a prayin
that you’ll always be a stayin beside me
CHARLES – MY BABY Letting you and the world know, I love you
mostest, greatest, and the bestest ever! You rock, glad I took the
chance. Love always – your SWEET PEA!!
CHARLIE BOROWCZAK I love love love you with all of my heart
baby. You are truly an amazing man, the best thing that could every
happen to me. You are my everything.vhj
CHELSEA PIE Girl, I’m going to make you cream.. HARD. Your
‘gine is MINE. I going to eat your ass again too. You Blushing? Don’t
act like you didn’t like it. XOXO
CHICKEN BUTT You’re my favorite and you make my heart
smile… Even when you let Dakota on the bed. He’s a good boy. Arrr
Arrrrr Arrrr! Love loves, Baby Bok Choy
CHIP Dearest sweet beauty, you’ve taken me to spaces I’ve
never been and couldn’t have imagined. Wherever you want to go, I’m
ready to come with you. <3 V
CHIQUIBABY! Crystal you are the sole flower to my cactus
heart. extraรฑo tu pelo enmaraรฑado entre mis manos y mis
uรฑas. pero no l’aunque. miss you chiquibaby.
CHLOE! Thank you for loving me not matter what. With my bad
gass, wow playing and yelling. Thank you for making life fun and worth
living <3
CHLOE-CHAN Thank you for loving me and my bum kidneys. When I
become a Valkyrie in kitty Valhalla I will come claim you to fight for
the Aesir dear battle maiden
CHOOCHERS You shamwowed my heart to the keenest shine. Love
ya lots and wanna munch your muffins.
CHPOODLE Yeah, I’m a lucky ‘tch. There’s no one I (or chSi
guy) would rather drink beer with for the rest of my life. Love you to
pieces. SF
CHREEESTIAN & CHRIS! from The Bodyguard all the way to Fa
la la la Lifetime and the Gook Market. Cheap wine nights will forever
live in my heart. thanx for it all, LOVE U.
CHRIS There is nothing I desire more than having your big,
hard cock penetrating my hot, wet pussy. I love you! Happy
Anniversary!–Barbra
CHRIS To laugh often and love much… to appreciate beauty,
to find the best in others, to give one’s self.. this is to have
succeeded. Happy V-Day!!
CHRIS J.C. since the first moment i saw you i knew you were
mine. “i love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as
tomorrow” forever loving christian
CHRIS KOSKEY! “and there’s a picture of a train!” You make my
life a very happy one. So, thanks!
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CHRISH AND CHRIS Rough winds do shake the darling buds of
May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade.
CHRISTIAN U are my love, U are my life. Although we cant be
together on this day i am with you and i am waiting for you. When u get
here we will start our lives
CHRISTIAN You are the light of my life, you are my
everything! us two as vultures, traveling the world, tearing out the
eyes of the unjust. LOVE YOU 4ever! -A
CHRISTOPHER I am so glad I gave you that lap dance! Five
years of happily ever after and more to come! I love you my
husband.
CHRISTOPHER BUNLOVER mylove: You luv me and my furry buns soo
much! Baby, I love your furry buns too! We will grow old together,
hunting for ambergris on every beach! xoxo
CHRISTOPHER L You are such an amazing guy, I am so grateful
that God brought us together, I cannot wait to see what he has in store
for us =)
CHRISTY Z. all my hopes, dreams and LOVE. Thanks for a
wonderful year. You are my beautiful Queen. Love, Your Bertosaur
CHUCK I hate to be a whiner, but I sure miss your vaginer.
From Pookie.
CHUCK I still love you after these four plus years together,
but I’m not always good at expressing myself. Tal
CJ MAYO Happy One Year, Babycakes! It was one year ago today
that you asked me to be your Valentine, and I’ve been smiling ever
since. I love you so much mo.
CJT-OH HEART OF MINE I love your twignberries more than
fruity pebbles, i love your farts more than cheese and I love you more
than Seamus.
CLAIRE I don’t really know why, but I Love You. Happy
Birthday.
CLAIRE It makes me ecstatic that someone so sexy and
fantastic is still in love with me! I love you so much cutie! me
CLAIRE-BEAR You’re an amazing friend and I miss hanging out
with you so much. I know you won’t be home this summer, but don’t
forget about good ol’ Portland ๐
CLARKE! You have rehersal on Valentines day…this blows.
Know that I love you and I’m so happy you’re in my life, yo. You have
no idea. <3 Em
CLAUDIA/JASMIN Queen says it best..”You’re the best friend
that I ever had”. Friends Foreva! I love you! Let’s watch some corny
love movies soon.
CLEB SLOWVILLE Happy Anniversary! Thanks for all the love and
tacos. Te amo!
CLIFF Let’s do chores everyday for the rest of our lives. You
make me incredibly happy. I love you so.
CLINT I love you bunches and bunches and bunches and bunches
and bunches and bunches and bunches and bunches and bunches and bunches
and bunches!!!!!
CLUCKCLUCKERS Happy unniversary. I hope you’ve forgiven me.
You’re still very important to me! Let’s have that dinner already, can
we?
CODY Like you!
CODY DEAN You are the hottest registrar in the ER. Thanks for
falling for all of my “illnesses” and admitting me (into your
life).
COLBY I love you so much baby. Your my everything. Have the
best valentines day ever!!!
COLONEL R.J. BANES If there was no you, I’d be a much lesser
me. You are my favorite of all the things that are my favorite things.
Yours always, Lady Banes
CONSUELA THE KRAGON Your name was Oi, you wear a leather,
have a chelsey mohawk, and dont take shit! I think you amazing, thanks
for coming into my life babe. -Zemur
COOKIE BEARA 4 the past 3 years ur tiny eyes & big nalgas
have kept my heart warm, so I can not think of any girl to deserve this
free & little effort gift than u.
COOKIE CRUMB Going on four years now, and I love you more
each day. XOXOXO ๐
COOKIE PANTS Here’s to 5 years of devastating bliss with my
sweetest of sweets. Love you! XOXOXOXOX from your ladies — Kenni,
Bijou, and the Old Bag.
COOLEST Bo & Arrow. Mine. Yours.
CORA CORA CORA Some day we will play Bananagrams in Bora
Bora.
COREY My lovebug. You moosh me like no other and my heart
flutters when we play Super Mario RPG. Thank you for the best 11 months
of my life. I love you!
COREY Snowflake, to me you’ll always be the best thing that
ever came out of MN. Will you be my Valentine? -K
CORIEI You rock my world like an urgent CCD, and line my
heart with golden ASR’s.
CORINNE There’s no one like you I can’t wait for the nights
with you I imagine the things we’ll do I just wanna be loved by you
CORINNE WALSH You are my best friend and I love you! I’m so
happy you came to stay with me in Portland and I will truly miss you
when you leave. Forever Yours, Amy
CORY LOVE You are so silly.I love you with all my heart and
soul.My husband.lover.bff. fuck buddy.What ever you are.You are my
everything. *xxoo*
COTANN, You’re such a strange and wonderful woman, my indian
princess.Give me a chance to make you happy.I want to lasso the moon
for you,say you’ll take it.S
COUSIN You are pretty ace, and I love your snuggles all the
time, you lovely little thing. You’re kind of a poof, but I adore you
anyway.
CRAIG Thank you for proving that nice guys really do exist. I
love you.
CRICKLES you are my best friend and i love you. but not in
the “iwannalickyourweewee” way. xoxo Lala
CRISTOFER Thank you for transforming my energy and being more
than another pair of earrings for my collection. Love, Lazy Bunny
Jungle Kitty Electric Butterfly.
CRYING FINALS GIRL So, when you were on the verge of tears
during our statistics finals… was that a bad time to ask you out with
my graphing calculator? <3 Noah,
CRYSTAL You redefine the word friend, set the bar high, and
make the rest of the world look pathetic. Love ya forever.
CUPCAKE holy crap i love you. be mine all the time.
CUPCAKE I love you soooo much!! You make me sooo happy!!
CUPCAKE why not? I adore you. I truly do.
CUPPO I love you with all my heart and I promise I always
will. You’re so talented, smart and beautiful. Never doubt that. Happy
Valentines Day!
CUPRIK I wish you dreams of birds, of tigers, of hills
covered in green, dreams of soft clouds that bounce when they bump in a
sky of prussian blue. Mercury
CURT lets set this world on fire <3
CUTE JEW You pwn pac-man like you pwn my heart. That is to
say, very well. I love you!
CUTIE MCFACEITY You’re the best. Ever. I wish you were here
all the time and not far far away. I love you.
FACE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CYAN SCORPIONZ Let us dance beneath thee Velvet night! Naked
stars reflect in ecstacy Undulations ov blushing tentacles Juicy
Chalice in hidden temples
CYNTHIA I am thinking of that spot on your neck that makes
you laugh and tickles me. Can we create more smiles this Valentine’s?
Love, your cow tongue boy.
CYRUS Baby Baby. Love Johnny
CYRUS Chick-a-dee, dee, dee! I’ll food carry you green
caterpillars and voodoo donuts until our feathers turn gray.
D STRING Hot punkabilly rockstar, I’ve been your biggest fan
and your number one groupie since back in the day and will always
be.Loves my Big String!
D W I love you. I think your amazing. I glad we’re gettin
outta this town. I’m sorry I made us stay this long. I love you. Love
Professor Uma Branderbort
D.E.D FIRECROTCH Roses are red. Violets are blue. I know to
get Daisies only for you! Thanks for all the adventures, Valentine!
xxxoox O
DADA I think u r the coolest, smartest, strongest Dada ever!
I love to sing with your guitar, kick my legs to the beat and snuggle
you real hard. luv-Juno
DADDY You are so patient, loving, caring. I love you! I am
lucky to have you in my life! We will rule to world some day! Kisses to
you Daddy! XOXOXXX
DADDY, Mommy and I love you and we think of you every day!
Happy Valentines day. Love always, R.J. and Toni
DADDY, You’re the best nightcap a little girl could ask for.
XOXO, Your Little Cum Slut.
DAGMAR Are you hep for some swing this spring? The groundhog
says we still have many long weeks for snuggling and practice. 1,2,3
and 4, 5 and 6. XoXoX
DAISY Have a great time at the concert. Thanks for being a
great pal. Eres algo my especial! Gracias por to amistad. Chales, Sra.
Hoblit
DAMANIAN Happy Birthday, my Love. Show me how you do that
again.
DAN I know I’m in love when I can’t fall asleep because
reality is finally better than my dreams. Thanks for making my reality
the best reality ever!
DANGER CHAINSAW I love our snacks and naps and your constant
boners. When you tongued my asshole I knew we were in love. To your
hairy nipples: Stop Copies Me!
DANIEL HOLY SHIT!! I still want to kiss you again. So,
y’know, let me know. Love, …ah hell, you know who this is.
DANIEL-HED – Belly to belly, fish in the downpour – You have
blessed my life. I want nothing more than to grow old with you and
enjoy our lives together. Truly.
DANIELLE THE BOO Hello my bella italiana! Thanks for the
dolce amore! All the cannoli!! So excited about the new house! Inky
kisses and newsprint hugs from me to you.
DANIELONA We effin’ luv each other. We luv to dance in the
kitchen with us. We will live in our little forts until we are very
old. Here’s to us! CHICKA-BOOM!
DANIMAL My BFF.I love yea.Your a insperation and a
wounderfull bud whom I can always count
on.Drink.laugh.play.adventure.I’ll always be there for you. *Hugs*
DANNY DOE I know we’ve had our rough patches, just hold on to
our love. There is a bright light at the end of the tunnel.
DANNY K. I commandeered your apartment last year, it’s only
fair you invade my heart. Now we’ve started a band, share house plants,
and swap clothes. ILOVEYOU!
DANNY MY MEATSNACK You are the best lay ever, your super hot,
and your my best friend. I love you! Can’t wait to smack that sweet
tush of yours! Happy Valentines day
DANNYDANIELDANDANNY oh babe!nothing much else to say.think
I’ve whispered everything else to you in bed or under somekindO
influence.I can’t bite you ashard asI like you!
DAN~ Mi amante, mi mejor amigo. Te amo con toda mi alma y
quiera estar con usted siempre. ยกBesos! ~Aimee’
DARK HAIR & GLASSES, …quite tall and somewhat grim.
damn, but you are fine to look at. maybe someday i’ll tell you so to
your face.
DARLIN You still give me rocks with your sexy hips &
blaue augen…drink-up gorgeous -rorry
DARLIN’ CUP SMFJ I love you and your skin; supple, soft and
gentle. You’re better than the chick-peas and angora sweaters
DARLIN’ DINNER, Dreamy, that’s it… like a silent movie…
and when you play the piano or zombie dance or kiss me, wow! and when
we talk all night, oh, valentine!!!
DARLING BETSY, You are brilliant. In the set x={1,2,3…n}
What are the odds of you being my valentine if P(X=x) & we are
uniform? I look forward to more dates w/you
DARREN i love you so much…i’d love you even more if you
quit farting in bed. happy VD-day babe, i’d kiss you if you didn’t have
the herp.
DAVE & CHARLIE we love you, but not enough to destroy you
in doubles. prepare your best outfit and bring your best game. warm
regards, Andrea & Josh
DAVE KILLER BREAD You are my fantasy and I am your
destiny.
DAVESKI “What miracle brought you to me I’ll never know”
toes-to-toes
DAVIS I really do love you more than Obama.
DAWN RAE I’ve Loved you for almost 20 years. Here’s my Love
for the next 20. All Lovey Dovey in this frigging newspaper. I want
you! Luv ya! Luv ya! Luv ya!
DAWNAM From the first time I saw you, I knew it was love at
first sight. Being with you is like a breath of fresh air, let us never
separate on this plight.
DB SWAN You salt & pepper hair, fast wit, and crooked
glasses. Me – Smitten…shall we get another beach house soon?
DCBR (AKA PS!), The fabulous bearer of this valentine
receives free massages for a year, a win or 2 at pool, and the best
lovin’ this side of Foster. Lucky me! KJ
DEAN MORIARTY I am the voyage you will make alone in a small,
unstable, open boat for the rest of your life…
DEAN! 8/9/2008: minding my own business, shopping for zin
commando–and you found me! Who knew my Concierge and Shirtless Chef
would become My Love? BABY!
DEAR BRIAN D., Of all the names you call me; Sugar Snap,
Sweet Pea, Honey Bear, Sugar Lump… I’m elated that as of tomorrow you
can call me “Wife.” I Love you, Katie
DEAR IAN, I’m further along our aging road, and you’re still
miles ahead of me. I’m still looking back to see your youth. And all I
want is to kiss you.
DEAR MANDEE you are my favorite mandee on the planet. i look
forward to raising our jude together until we are old and squibley.
wrinkly faces together forever <3
DEAR NEW TABLE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! You make our home all
warm and tingly inside. xoxo, TJ Sabrina & Aaron
DEAR SWEET DETH i finally got around to telling you in
portland’s finest paper that i love you so much and that you have to be
my sexy valentine!
DEB I Love You Still and Moving
DEB What can my own praise bring? When you are the better
part of me? O! How your worth, with my all now I sing.
DELAWARE BIRD! You make for one sweet adventure around the
world! A man couldn’t ask for a prettier little chickadee to love! Be
my bird nerd valentine forever!
DENISE I should have married you when I had the chance. I
burn in hell every day without you. Forgive me.
DENISE Will you be my valentine? xoxo Tim
DENISE-A-LICIOUS Happy Anniversary, Sugar Pussy! You’re the
Best! I Love You then, now, and 4ever ๐
DENNIS I love you baby, and not just for your Rolex, thick
head of hair, and willingness to watch Gossip Girl. You are my favorite
person.
DENNIS I love you so much & I just want to spend the rest
of my life loving you! You have my heart forever! Happy Valentine’s Day
my love!
DETH TATTOO DANI Yr so damn cute it kills me. I wanna know
more about you, paint gold and fuchsia hearts with you, maybe get a
drink, go dance, make silly. ~Spicy Ricy
DIAMOND EYE$ WI$E diamond dreams and hearts of gold,
crossword nights and flashing lights. bikes on the bluffs, mouths full
a muffs. you make my heart crunk.
DIANA Your skin is yellow, my skin is white, I wish you were
in my bed tonight. You’ll be in China, I will be here, know that I love
you always, my dear.
DICK RINKLER, M.D. I hope this Valentine’s Day we can rectify
our love with the pull-out method.
DIGGS thank you for making my life amazing…and letting me
smoke your nugs…and picking my nose. MWAHMWAHMWAH I LOOOOVE U!
DIRTY KIDS CLUB You guys have made out with me and punched
toofies out in slippers with cleavage, wizard beards, and molester
mustaches. Lets be in love forever!!!
DIRTY M! You make the bird’s nest the sweetest with your
dirty ways! xoxo, your Dirty Bird
DIVYAZA Sugarlicious shnookums, I love you, and my bicycle
loves you too! Your name fills me with fire, and peace!
DLOVE Times have been hard but it’s worth it with you by my
side. I look forward to making you my wife! I love you Danalove!
DMNK I love you more than cupcakes ๐
DOCTOR MUNKY Happy V-Day and Birthday! It still looks and
smells great! Thanks for showing it to me! – Peaches the Assistant
DOK MAI FAI It was a good sign your preacher father liked me,
but I knew it was love when you explained fisting to my parents. Trust
me, I’m not going anywhere.
DOLLY Each day is as magical as the day you did the Lloyd
Dobler bow in the middle of my street. I will sing to you until we are
old chongartins. iloveyou!
DON After a decade of marriage, you are still sweet and cute
(and of course smart). I’m looking forward to many more decades with
you. Love, Edith
DORSEY I don’t know if this will amount to anything, but I’m
sure at this moment I like you, and hopefully, I’ll still really like
you when you see this<3
DOUG BABY PIE You are the best boyfriend ever moving your
life to PDX to be with me. I’m so glad I picked you out of the ‘right
man for me’ catalogue. -Shoe Moop
DR. CARTER Thanks for the BSG, avacados, dirty dancing in
Mexico, and being good for my wife. You can palpate my mitral valve
prolapse any time. <3 Master Malus
DR. CHINASKI Our time together is always special. Thank god
you know what to do to take care of my ladyspace! You rock so hard I
will make you some mashed potatoes
DR. FEELGOOD I loved you from the beginning, when I was 13
and you were a rockstar. Thanks for being my highschool crush, my best
friend, my husband, my miracle.
DR. KEVIN Loving you is effortless. There’s no one I would
rather spend my life with and nothing I wouldn’t do for you. Thank you
for a wonderful 8 years bubby.
DR. MALUS I’ve known you for almost 7 years & I am
constantly surprised & thrilled by you. I won’t quit if you won’t.
7-year-itch be dammed. <3 Master Malus
DR. SUPERSTAR You the bomb diggity yo! I’m so happy to have
met you! You’re hilarious and smart and the prettiest girl EVER! I
can’t stop falling in love with you!
DR. Z You heal me in so many ways…The most magical moments
in my life involve dancing with you. I Love you!! -K
DRAGON Me luvie u so very much more then Baby loves food and
all I want nothing more then Minty Dragon kisses for the rest of my
life.
DREADILOCKS I love running my hands through your braided
pussy hair and atop of your hair as well. You’re the sexiest babe I’ve
ever met. You are my soulmate- DWA
DRUGGLE my trap making, weapon smithing, excessive pie
eating, mole traveling companion. No poison itch leaf for you if you
get injured. Promise. <3 Duskberry
DUDE: Fuck it. I love you. Let’s go bowling. Yours always,
Maude
DUSTY SHACKELFURD Darlin… you’re the King of my Hill, the
Law to my Order, and the John Lovitz of criticism. Baby, forget
America– You’re MY Most Wanted!
DWAYNE (AND FREYA) There is no one else I would rather be
squished between every night. You have my heart and I adore you. You’re
reading this on the can, huh? Love, Jen
E MERL GIRL Happy greeting card day. Thank you for the years
of amazing friendship. You mean the world to me and I will miss you
greatly. With love…
E-DOG Word up to my Mer-Baby Button. It’s gotta be baby-core.
Snuggles and open mouth kisses. I will wake you every hour on the hour.
Don’t sleep.
EDIE You’re my favorite transvestite, and you know how much I
love those. Just power up that lesbian dinosaur love, and I’ll keep
sitting on your chest.
EDMOND & SPรKA Pookah Bacardi, I cannot believe
you’re hitched! I’ll still be your tart. To my other love, I like it
when your bubbies smack me in the face.
EDO Let’s make out in the lunchroom while in Nancy’s personal
space.
EDUB helluva year, right? here’s to you feeling like you are
giving yourself some lovenotes in the upcoming year. It’s gonna take
alot of love…
EL JEFE DEL GUANO I heart you. I’m glad you always feed me,
and thinking I have a face that launched 1,000 shits. Twilight Zone and
silent films for the next 100 years.
ELENITA te quiero mucho! – Martie
ELI We met one random drunken night over a year ago and who
knew the best sex ever would grow to what it has. I love you babe! Keep
your head up Portland!
ELISA AND CHULA You are the most beautiful girls in Portland,
and I am the luckiest man in the world to be able to sleep next to both
of you every night.
ELISE-BIZNATCH-KIM! Happy Birthday. Laugh it up (I know you
will). Happy VD as well. Hug Maisy for me or something.
ELISSA D. L. M. You are the most beautiful creature I have
ever encountered. I can only wish you well in every way known to
man.
ELLE BELL LMNOP I love you Sister for always and always. You
inspire me, cry with me, drink way to much with me, with out you I
would just be plain SAD Big hugs xxoo
ELLIE I dont care that you dont eat meat, I can look past
that. Lets smoke weed and watch FLCL together whilst scantily clad.
ELWOOD I’m so gay for you. Happy V-day. -Sherber
EM The band’s gonna make it! I think we will too. You’re my
best friend and I love you. I hope I can always be your Raquel. Cup and
Saucer soon? Love.
EM, Read see that me up will I Love and you Love you down and
you and Happy Valentines Day Darlin’
EMI Happy commercialized corporate holiday my cute little
rabid chinchilla! Still marry me?
EMIE There is little in this world to have faith in and
trust…except you! xoxoXXXxoxo
EMILY You’re the best and most important thing that ever
happened to me. Can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us!
I love you. Matt
EMILY ANNE THE WH#RE I love love love you!!! Girl you so
hot!!! come over and play with my turtle heads!! They’re in the pool
waiting for you!!xoxo lorraine
EMILY ARE YOU THERE? You’re 1 of the coolest gals I’ve met in
a long f*#@king time and can’t believe Chris. Enjoy being single ‘n
sassy and I LOVE MILES-he’s her dog. MS
EMILY G. we have so much to celebrate in february:our
anniversary,valentines day,your show,my birthday and everyday
together.can’t wait.i love you sweetheart<3
EMJ You’re so sweet You’re so fine I want you all and
everything just to be mine You’re my baby You’re my love Girl I’m just
a Jeepster for your love
EMMA I’d rather spend the Great Depression with you than
anyone else. Except Shakira. But she won’t return my phone calls. Your
ass is better anyway. Tom
EMMA thank you for not being such a dodo. i love you.
EMMA B You’re so hot, you make winter seem like summer.
You’re so fine, you make the long nights worth the while. Sweet kisses
on your neck! Love–DS
EMMA S you are the all I want and need. My everything bagel,
cupcake, bossmac and super sidekick. 1000 kisses for you. lets make a
tent you and me forever!!
EMMY i be’s bein in luv wichoo! i be’s bein speakin the truth
baby. luv u
EMPERESS I love you! Thank you for your unwavering support
through the thick and thin of life. I am truly blessed to have you now
and forever. BYEAHS!
ERIC I thought I would give you the gift of a cheesy, mushy
public valentine! So here it is, you are someone very special to me and
you make me so happy!
ERIC The longer i know you, the more i adore you. Travelling
to strange and warm places with you is any girl’s dream. Thanks for
being my sweet pig. A
ERIC You’re the the Ozzy to my Sharon,the Gilligan to my
Skipper,and the cheese to my macaroni.After 5 years,I still love you a
ton.Happy V.D. -Lindsay
ERIC ESELOHAYEN Nine strange, wonderful years. Thanks for
keepin’ it surreal. I love you and everyone knows.
ERIK B. HUGGLESTON Captain there’s no one I could want to
spend valentines day with more. Thank you for sharing your warmth,
beauty & good looks with me today.
ERIKA DURANT portland isn’t the same without u. i miss u
everyday. more than anyone else that claims they do. even 6,000 miles
away, you’re still my valentine.
ERIN Happy V day, love you, and can’t wait to see you.
ERIN you are my saving grace my take it slow pace love you
always and forever always bring you pleasure so fuck ya always!!!!
ERIN MMMMMMM! Erin! You have stolen my heart so completely,
smitten me so sweetly. I will always be your Helenee.
ERWIN There have been times when I wanted to erase you like
Eternal Sunshine, I am glad it wasn’t possible. So many great
adventures we have shared! XoXo A
ERYKAH I couldn’t of asked for better daughter, buddy, and
best friend! Happy V-Day!!! I love you!!! xoxo!!! MOO! MOO!
ESPS I knew the first time I saw you that it was love @ first
sight. So with that won’t you be my Valentine , sweetheart love
JBDS
ESQ I love you more than hashbrowns with ketchup. Thanks for
being the best husband and father a girl could ask for.
EST LITTLE PINEAPPLE The ad said I’d be guaranteed to tap
that…so when’s it gonna happen ๐ *WINK* looovveee yooouuu
EST NAGASITA You are the shadow serpent that dances in
spirals about my spine. I shall love you til the wreckage of the city
is overgrown. – Batty
EST NAIRNAPOTAMOUS I’ll be your Adama if you be my Roslyn.
Though, without cancer and being all old. Yuck!. Maybe this is a failed
metaphor. Whatever. I still love ya!
ETCHA-SKETCH U like to pinch; I like to bite. Thanks for
being my gorgeous bf and letting me mark up ur sexy body. U should be
here! Besitos mi Davidito! xoxo
EVAN Happy birthday big boy! Have fun poking that taint
today!! I know you’ve been looking forward to it.
EVAN Thank you for everything! I am so in love with you and
cant wait to marry and have beautiful babies with you! All my love
& lust always – Violet <3
EVAN G. You make me smile. You make me laugh. You are amazing
and I don’t know what I would do without you.
EVANGELINE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! REALLY
SOON! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ARE POOPING RIGHT
NOW!
EVELYN You give me a BONER! Love Mark
EVERY PRETTY GIRL I wanna be your boom king!
EVERY YOU EVERY ME Like the naked leads the blind. I know I’m
selfish, I’m unkind. Sucker love I always find, Someone to bruise and
leave behind.
EVEY POT ROAST to you and your popi. thank you both for being
there when i truly needed you. i heart your butts!
F**K BUDDY sometimes love sucks, but you do it like I like it
so when you want it you can have it, that’s when I suck …
F*CKING REPUBLICAN Be my valentine–im easy. Lets go! Love
your favorite Slut.
F-FACE ER ER ER
FACE Not even all the mold in the world can stop me from
loving you. I can’t wait to roll around naked with you in our OWN
HOUSE!! -Poo
FACELESS My passion runs deep for all that is right so let me
take wings on this flight- ahead, behind, above or below it is only
your face that I will know.
FACEY Two against the world babe forever and ever. I love you
Always I want to be with you and make believe with you and live in
harmony harmony oh yeah
FAIE Sweet Baby: I know things are up and down but I LOOOVE
YOU…that’s LUUUUUVVVV YOOOOUUU, adore you, and wouldn’t want anyone
else to be my Valentine!!
FARMBOY The Countess loves you on our second Valentine’s Day
together.
FARTFACE LoveNLaughter keep us 2gether..&the comfort of
bodily fluid release-I poop,U fart,Desi pees,Sid pukes;Will post2012 be
this rad?Hope so!Love,PoopShoot
FARTY MCFART I’ve really enjoyed having you as a roommate,
heterosexual life partner. I’ll miss you when you go. I love you and
your asian awesomeness.
FATHER DE LASOMBRA You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, and
I want to stop thinking Valentine’s Day sucks. May cupid bring us both
cute revolutionary commie boys!
FATHER OF MY CHILD And so another Portland winter passes
through our cold, cold hearts. This time with child. Good thing she’s a
snuggly glow worm!
FENBI: You are the greatest band ever. Please don’t stop
performing music. Ever.
FERIC pinch my ass, i’ll squeeze your junk, fuck me good,
’cause you’re my hunk! I LOVE YOU!
FINNIAN PADRAIG you are the most awesomest son a father could
have all your thoughts and great ideas i adore them all but your warmth
and purity i love the most xxoox
FISH GUY You’re the one I want to fall asleep next to every
night. You keep warm and safe and make me laugh. A lot. I love you
Honey.
FISTYMISTY The Grumpity Grumps of Grumpville have sabotaged
us! Let’s fly away together back to the land of O. Love, the
Princess
FIZZ I love you even more now than the day I married you.
Come wiss me to ze casbah of luff for eternity. -Puddin
FLEETA What r u lookin at? Nothin. YOU. And u r amazing.
Thank u for yer friendship n LOVE, my Prince. Cheers to psychic
connections n good kisses. xo, Rad C
FLOBART My nubbins quiver with delight at the mere imagining
of your nudity. You exude pulchritude and I fervently yearn for your
friction. Love, Snurgly
FOG-DOG ALERT!!!!!!! Hello. I want to be your sexy mentor
this V-Day and show you all about romance… I wish to be the mayor of
your heart and rule with a velvet hammer:)
FORBIDDEN YETI LOVER YOU’RE a delicious lesson learned,
cowboy. let’s forever sexy-melt & bike into the sunset of a zombie
apocalypse together. xo poonicorn…panties on!
FORT AWESOME I am 100% in love with everybody in your house.
You guys are the bees knees. love greg
FREAXX OF TERMA let’s get freaxy now, let’s get fucking
freaxy now. Hey y’all! Totes <3 u 3 & hopexors u QTs will b my
best platonic valentines evar!! :-* :-*!!!!!
FRIDA M. Oh sweet dumpling of mine, my dogs and i peer at
you, every time you leave 509. We think you are delicious. See you in a
MINUTE- Maurice.
FROGGY BNDT+FRGGY4EVA
FUCKER I love you. always.
FUDGESICLE I want to rip you apart with my little t-rex arms.
I awkwardly love you. Your Nunchuck.
FUTURE CHICK Hey this string keeps getting longer. Youre the
best part of not having to work for assholes anymore!I love you tons.
yeah, Portland people still suck
FUZZ HEAD who else would i want to gallivant around with? you
are my favorite hippie in the whole wide world. you get it. and i
fuckin’ love you.
G I love fucking you so much I selfishly hope you’ll stay in
town, though you have every reason to leave. -C.
G MONEY It is so lovely to see your face every morning,
across the sink, across the alley. Like sunshine on a rainy day. Like
candy in a vegetable garden.
G TABLER You are one hot piece of dessert food let me tell
you. I’d love to see what a destroyer looks like without it’s shirt on.
๐
G3 This seemed more romantic than a love note on the bathroom
chalkboard at Eagle. I want you a million different ways. Be my
valentine?
GABE H! We’re not very good at the sayin’, but I’m sure we’d
enjoy the doin’. Happy Love Day Gabe!
GABRIEL Thank you for making the last 6 years wonderful, I
look forward to the next 6 with you! I am so lucky to have found you
and I love you tremendously!
GALL-A-GURR~* lets keep kissing, breathing, and dancing
through life~ your the sweetest man-child EVER!**
GALLATOR you are the cutest cutie pants ever. now let’s make
babies already!
GARRETT E. You’re the duck sauce to my egg roll. I love
you.
GAYVID, For Valentine’s day, I hope you find all the romance
you’ve been looking for. And by romance, I mean a rimmer from a thai
lady boy. Love, K
GAZELLE You have the most amazing hind quarters I have ever
seen. You make me want to pounce! Love – Tiger. ps. When you talk I
feel dizzy.
GEEBEE I guess I can take a break from Animal Crossing to
tell you I love you. I love you!
GENE I’m crazy about you, love you like mad, and want to
spend the rest of my life with you. Let’s stay out of the hospital this
year? many kisses. in bed
GENEVIEVE I love you so much, my sweet darlin’. What would I
do? And where would I be without the benefit of your love and
affection? FORSTAG! FORSTAG! FORSTAG!
GENNY Thank you for all you have done, both for me and for
our community. You are a true leader. I am happy to be given this
opportunity to call that out.
GEORGIE AND VINCENT Happy V-Day to my sexy rockstar husband
and my little baby. You boys are the love of my life. Yours Truly Mrs.
Devita
GERALD MOSLEY HEY YOU KNOW THAT…AFTER ALL THIS TIME U STILL
D BEST THING TO COME INTO MY LIFE *TE AMO* N THERE IS MORE N BETTER.
XOXO HAPPY V-DAY 4 ALL OUR FRIEND
GESSI Hey there Pants for Pants! I hope are doering good in
Phirry. Is time a move back. Everbody is miss you ands I wants to be on
you. The Lumberjack.
GINGER I am so lucky to be with you. Life went from a insane
toilet bowl of madness- to a happy toilet bowl of swirling joy and
love. Thank you for love!
GIRL FROM ‘THE FARM’ you have opened my eyes to the moon.
want to explore the stars tonight? or, will you share your coffee with
me? (i prefer it sweetened… unstirred)
GIRLS CLUB I love you women, and hope you have great
Valentines Day. Ciao Bella, Michael
GIRLS OF LDL AND DP Thanks for keeping me company and making
the last three years memorable. -Andy
GISTINO A horsie in Portland loves his LA wolfie!
GOOFY BUTT, When you poke your fingers into my ribs, or bang
indiscriminately on that ConcertMate 980…I giggle and love you even
more. love&meow, Apple Mouth
GORDON Oooh, my old swim instructor. I hope you kept that
spectacularly muscled picture I did of you!
GORGEOUS MCBUNS I love your furry face & your sweet
kicks.Your smile infects me,your humor never fails to surprise,&
youre the best at loving me.Now,give up the booty
GOSSIP NELLY XOXO I couldn’t think of a better person to come
and rob my cradle… I’ll give you my milky milky co co puffs as long
as you’ll take em.Love u!xoxo -Wi$e1
GREG You’re right, we ARE getting better and better. I love
you more than ever! Let’s make out.
GREGORIO & ED “Being deeply loved by someone gives you
strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” -Lao Tzu I’m
very happy for you boys. ox, M
GREY ANNE You and me are the same you know, we’re supposed to
hug and kiss and make imaginary babies. I would like to move into your
songs and live there.
GRIFFONWYD I love fat people. Even fat people who never
remember to get me a reciprocal Mercury valentine. Also, I think you
are cute and generally lovable.
GUS Te amo bebรฉ oso. Sรณlo quiero sentarme en
sus piernas y ver westerns y comer frijoles y aguacate con cal durante
todo el dรญa. xoxox
GUY IN THE GREEN HAT i am working really hard to suppress the
sarcasm & say something sweet. Here goes: you make me feel
good.
GUY, I love you and I am happy we are together. It’s no
wonder I married you twice.
HAIRY MAN IN COWTOWN After almost 2 1/2 years, I finally
convinced you to donate blood and think about trying yoga. You’re
awesome! I can’t wait to live together! Love Kir
HALEY Girl…Dont cry girl. You know I love you!
HALEY You’re as cute as a button Both on land and in the
ocean I wish there were more stars to see to amount to all you mean to
me love always, A.
HAMBERGER I love hanging out and doing all the crazy things
that we do. So that guy is stupid. Let’s be Valentines!
HANDSOME TREVOR One kiss and I’m consumed with heat as I
taste a sweetness that honey cannot beat. We received a blessing from
above, the gift of passion and love.
HANDSOMEST MISTER You better check this year. Even though I’m
not in town, I’m still your Valentine. I love you, I miss you, I see
you soon. How you get so handsome? :*
HAVE YOU MET KEVIN Let’s get some Dutch Bros and slide down
an icy hill or two, nome sayne? Be my Gerolsteoner Valentine! Love your
Viking Warhorse.
HAY ASSHOLE yr as ugly on the outside as you are on the
inside. luckily i am too. you mean the most to me and i’m keeping you
forever so DEAL WITH IT. OHKAY?!
HAYLEY AKA LAMBIC I love you more every year we are together.
I now love you as much as I love bacon and that’s something! I could
never live without you or bacon.
HEATHER Don’t you ever leave me. EVER! I can’t go on without
you, especially in this economy. Uh, can I borrow 20 bucks? It’s for
your present, I promise.Plz?
HEATHER You’re the woman I want to not-bear my children.
Forever.
HEATHER O. When we curl up on the couch, under blankets,
clutching out mugs of hot tea, and you smile your lopsided smile at me,
I know I couldn’t love you more.
HEATHERETTE girl you are the finest sushi servin’ go-go
dancer eva!! xoxo-M
HEFF i met you at an ugly sweater party dancing polka with
you and a one eyed starfish pinata of candy cigarettes.what can i say?
love at first sight.
HEIDI i love you so much babe! happy valentines day! sean
HERBIE Meow! you are the dearest man in my life, and one of
the best friends i’ve ever had. thanx for listening to me. u make me
purrr! I Love You always, D
HERE IS NO WHY What color was he? Blue. I steal a kiss from
your sleeping shadow moves. Cause i miss you where ever you go. I love
you bunny.
HERO Thanks for saving my life (how many times?) I will try
my best to live as I know it is in my job description. anonymous
HI LOVEY You know I hate this holiday but since its the
mercury Im allowing my love to shine! Lets fall asleep drunk and
spooning. Sometime soon K? – Shmuman
HOLDEN’S MILF What’s the deal? Last year I wanted to start
making another rugrat. Nothing yet… So let’s get to gettin’ and let
me impregnate you! You foxy MILF
HOLLY Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart. Thank you for being
such a great wife and mother. I love you more with each passing day!
xoxoxoxo
HOLLY ELYSE happy first valentines day. i adore you.
HOLLY-WOG Let’s get a beach house and have millions of cats.
I think you are neat-o love: Ponyboy
HOMEY Your kisses rock me the love you make rules me the
sound of your voice sways me and your mind makes me wet. I LOVE YOU MY
DARLING. I am so lucky.
HONEY BEE CRYSTAL ANN…CRYSTAL ANN…TOUCH YOUR BUTT AND
HOLD YOUR HAND!!! Always Forever <3 th’ husband
HONEY BUNCHES, Just so you know, you mean the world to me and
I want nothing more than to curl up on the couch and eat cookie dough
with you. Love, your babygirl c:
HONEY BUNNY, You are my one true love and I’m thankful every
day for how good you are to me. I especially like it when you give it
to me good. xoxox. -The Muffin
HONEYBUCK$… HERE’S A CLUE TO YOU MY BEAUTIFUL JEW OF A FEW
THINGS WE SHOULD DO: WATERFALL WALKS, MUSEUM TOURS, MT. TABOR
STROLLS… I LOVE YOU…LETS KISS NOW
HONEYBUNNY To my one and only, I love you with all of my
heart. You may drive me crazy sometimes but I cannot imagine my life
without you. Happy Valentines Day!
HOOLIGAN Please stop biting me.
HOOLIGANS. OUTLAWS. Yum! Your month-without-bathing dirt tan
turns me on! Those train-hoppin’ vagrants who get a girl drunk on
whiskey in the train-yard; I love all ya!
HOOP DREAMS! BUSY PEEEENIS WHAT THE FCK?! you’ll always be my
favorite DJ, hoopsanna! reunion at TOATS COACH ’09.. c-ya there! It’s
GURLHOOPS, b*tch! <3
HOORAH Thank you for being you. – Bruncle
HOPS Baby, I love you more than this box can hold, but I’ll
try to get close: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3. Not there yet…
–Barley
HORSE TATTOO GIRL Your sweet soul & timeless beauty
garner you weekly “I Saw U’s”, but I’m the lucky fella that gets to
call you mine. I love you and your rural dreams.
HOT ‘N KEVI I love you more than frogs, camels, owls,
dolphins, turtles, otters, and even mac’ncheese. I can’t believe how
lucky I was to find you. I love you so.
HOT DISH We had 11 days of sweet, sweet bliss. Honestly, I’m
glad you ended it, cause I was a mess. Thanks for making the right
decision. Seriously.
HOT LAUREL What I would do for another fling with you! Can’t
get you off my mind, wanna be my naughty valentine?
HOT LIPS SAM I have a crush on you even though you’re
married.
HUBBY I am so happy we got married last year! You are so
wonderful and I love you so much! Happy Valentines Day!- From your
Wifey!
HUBCAP VALENTINE You are the almond in my decaf latte and the
chocolate chips in my yogurt ice cream- I look forward to life in our
new home! Love, Your Wife
HUEVOS GRANDES Ya’ll drink like sailors n’ swear like em’ too
I love you like a tall boy Tom,Adub,Gary,Katie,Phead,Jeff,Gralex,Paul
n’ Linds and the rest of yous!
HUGNKISS you my main squeeze.
HUGO Te amo muchisimo para toda mi vida!
HUMPKIN oh how i love your leathery man hands, so good for
spanking my naughty ass. i can’t lick you enough my sexy love weasel,
please do not remove tag.
HUNNY BUNNY Maby i don’t have std’s, Maby i don’t have other
girl friends, Maby i love you, maby i need you, Maby be my
valentine?
I CAN HAZ LUV?!?!?! Salina Ralston, I take pride in being
your crippled companion for coffee outing and other similar
festivities. Footie-PJ party?
I.S. Scuffz can’t get enough of that Scruff, it’s no bluff.
Life would be no pun without you!
IANTASTICO Ur little sweet a** needs to get bonediggity down
on this slab of meat! Nukka. Hearts Janny J
ICA MY LOVE How am I so lucky?! I’ve had the honor of being
yours for the last year and seven months and my love for you only grows
daily. I’m yours forever baby.
IGNACIO Y ALEJANDRO you boys are my whole life…i love yous
both….i’m glad you both made the swim out my balls….happy
valentines
ILLUMINATI From the instant you got off that plane from
Calgary, I knew. Together we’ll be in the temple of love, first last
and always.
INSIDEVOICES DRUMMER Thank you and the band for cheering up
my sunday night at Valentines.
ITALIAN JOINT You are the meatball of my eye. <3
IYAD 4 years and 6800 miles later…maybe now’s the time to
get it right. Let’s see. These Italian eyes miss their Damascene
reflection. Ciao bello, g-girl
J i’m glad that you didn’t stop coming to my room.
J J(insert dino) + J(insert unicorn) = Love for everrrr.
J (NEAR ALBERTA) I…just wanted to make sure you got one of
these.
J.D. LOVELY-MONSTER The shape of your eyebrows is the envy of
a 1000 homeless caterpillars; your feet remind the hobbit that he’s not
alone… You are an amazing person!
J.O. SWEETS You are my best friend and a perfect angel. I
will always love you.
JACK THE SKIPPER Steady helm, wind in the sails, fathomless
horizons. Together we’ll chart the course. Love always, Your First
Mate.
JACOB Two stories, tall ceilings, a funky attic, a big yard
for my tomatoes, a huge claw-foot tub, hardwood floors, and a brand new
dishwasher. Someday?
JACOB Watching WALL-E on my couch, snuggled under a blanket.
More romantic than you could think. The way you look at me makes my
heart swell. Love you.
JACQUE THE SNOK To my loving fiance: Lets make this
Valentines Day a dirty one because next Valentines day, I’ll have to
act like your respectable wife.
JACQUELINE I miss and love you more than anything <3
JAIME Thanks for not being just another drug induced
hallucination in my life. Montgomery Park eh?
JAKE Just wanted to wish you a happy Valentines day.Love
you~
JAKE MONSTER PK Heart from blushasaurus Leah Monster! Not
sure how it is possible but things get more amazing everyday with yous
and me. So wonderful! P.S.freckles
JAMACITA, I know you’ve always wanted your name in the Merc,
so, even though you’re not my boo.. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!
JAMES “FATTY” S. You Give a New Meaning To The Word Corn
hole. I love you man. For such a big guy, you have a gentle touch. I’m
giving you the sausage cause I love you
JAMIE My life has never been the same since we met and I
thank you for that every day. All my love, Barbara
JANELLEBY You’re pretty and I love you.
JANESSA hey dude, you’re my bestfriend and… dude, i gotta
say i love you! …. thanks for being great:)
JANISSAURUS REX Sometimes when I see you I just want to eat
you up like a big sexy cake. A chocolate cake, with sprinkles and lots
of icing. But mostly sexy. Love you
JASEY BEAR You are my best friend and favorite person in this
whole world. I hope you know I love you a little more every day and
never take you for granted! Suz
JASMINE MAE I love you with all of my heart & soul always
& forever. But WHY can’t I just lock you in a closet?
JASON I F-ing love you! Your hairy ass, your foot stank, your
drunken rages, your love for guns and animals! Bend me over! Lets buy
the liberator tonight!
JASON Thanks for the great houseware, the dogs, the food, the
legal, the bike fixing. You’re a great former lover!
JASON You are my reason for everything. I love you forever!!!
xoxo Caryn
JAWSHUA You’re never getting sex again if you don’t watch The
Notebook with me.
JAY JAY 143 with all my heart!!! You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me! Me
JAZZY JJ Love you, I really, really do… Your sister,
Sally
JBALIVE My p.b. to my jelly. My yin to my yang. Come on baby,
let’s do that sweet THANG! Roar! ๐ I love you, GOOGLEPLEX!!! MWAH!
JEAN You hit me like a bullitt. Now I see you once upon a
time in the west. When do we start burnin’ rubber again on that
two-lane blacktop? I’m overheatin
JEANNE Our lives suck, but at least we have each other.
Twins. Best friends. In our Aviators! Both from Ohio. We will rule the
world. Need Video camera! beso
JEFF Happy Valentines Day to the most wonderful valentine
ever!! I love you with all my heart! Hugs & kisses!! XOXO –
Sheens
JELLYBEAN Shut your face. Happy Valentine’s Day! Even though
you won’t be here, I love you. GO BLAZERS. Love, Your Little Bunny
JEM, STACIE, SIERRA I really enjoy spending time with you.
Lets keep this rewarding friendship alive. Love, Caroline
JEN-MY HOLLA PENGUIN so wrong of me to let my fears destroy.
i am heart shaped & wanting you back even if i never get the
chance. ur the strongest woman i know & i love u
JENN I’ve never loved anyone as much as I loved you. You were
my one and only and my everything. Thank you for showing me what
happiness really is.
JENNIFER You are my best friend and secret lover! The potato
to my chip! I love waking up by you and i love our hottub chats! I want
to be your bestie forever!
JENNIFER You are the hottest mama in the whole wide world and
I can’t believe that I have you to call my bride. Here’s to life and
love my angel. Always, Tony
JENNY OMG you drive me absolutely batshit crazy sometimes,
but I still can’t imagine anyone else raising my blood pressure like
you do. I love you.
JER BEAR Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be. I
love you till the end of time! From your devoted soul-mate, Renee
JERBEAR If you’ve got the sling I’ve got the goods. Don’t
forget the whipcream and strip twister! Yours, Woody
JEREME THE DREAM Happy Valentine’s Sweetie! three years ago
we saw a crappy movie and our fate was sealed. I love you more ‘n more
everyday. Love, your Wife
JEREMY You are a pain in the butt sometimes, but you are my
pain. Love Panda
JEREMY MY LOVER I love you in a newspaper!
JERK JERK JERK! You make my heart skid stop! Youre such an
amzing person, and hands down my favorite brownie. Just sayin!
JESSE A I’m pregnant. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love,
MELANIE
JESSE BABY If you need a friend, don’t look to a stranger,
You know in the end, I’ll always be there.
JESSI BLUE Hey sweety I know 09, is not going great but I
want you to know I love you more then life its self. No more looking
back only forward. Love DCB.
JESSICA Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never
gonna say goodbye
JESSICA BUH-BEE <3 I LOVE u fully & unconditionally. U
mean everything to me. I’m thrilled to spend V-Day with someone worthy
of my time and LOVE! XOXO, Colleen
JESSIE You have stolen my heart in the best way. You paint me
inside each time I’m in your presence. Each new day with you is an
adventure. I am yours. 5863.
JESTER 0F UNHUMANITY little b0y so blue, the r0ses were dead,
but we are n0t! here’s to calming shaky fists and the mussing of
c0mplicated hair. y0u drive me batshit crazy
JESUS H WATERWALKER Don’t call us… we’ll call you. Much
love, Goathead
JHORDAN You are cool! And I am glad I know you! Keep going on
your journey towards a happy life, I know you’ll get there! Your
friend, Ben
JHORDAN SOPHIA DAHL “I swear I’ll never be the same again!
…what you’re doing to me, I want done forever.”
JILL I am tragically in love with you.
JILL You and Gianna make life very pleasant. Without you life
would be a lot different. A hut, down by the river, washed away by
flood. Body never found.
JILLIAN JANE I love you!!! You are such an incredible person,
and will forever be my Little Italy. Let’s make heart-shaped pizzas and
dance to Mariah Carey.
JIMMY i adore you, the crosswords, all those tiny burgers,
and the amazing horatio caine. i’ll let you read dlisted over my
shoulder forever. love k’leigh.
JIMMY W. oh my god i love u so much. will u marry me again? i
will be the woman u married. promise. promise. xoxoxo -your sweetie
JIT Monkey – It’s been about a year since you gave me that
old candy heart. Thanks for mistakenly calling me on purpose. I love
you. K
JJH you have been driving me crazy for the last month, but i
hope we are friends for a long time no matter what happens. lmh
JNETTIE PANTS you’re our favorite! oh and i love your soft
hair… can i touch it?
JOANIE Dear sister, just wanted to send some luv your way
this V-day! so happy that we live so close now. we must hang out
more!!! luv ya, chase
JODEAN Your hair is still gorgeous! You always look super hot
and sexy when you come into my work. Happy Valentines Day, your secret
admirer
JOE Happy consumerist holiday that I pretend to not
celebrate- I love you more than Hallmark could ever figure out a card
for. xoxo Meglentine
JOE NASTY Planned trip to Seattle-check Naughty
underthings-check me + you= good match See you on V-Day Onset Baby!!!
1st time! Love, your Lady FranquieAZ
JOEL hey there farmer,what say you ditch the old lady and
meet me in the barn 4 a late-night hoe-down. ill bring the thump, you
bring the hump.love, widget
JOEL FROM WORK XOXOXOXO. All our hearts, KT & The Pug
JOEY I love you because not only are you the smartest person
in the whole world (second to your dad), but that you take care of me
and I love to bone you.
JOEY W Thank you for being the most amazing husband! I am so
lucky to have you in my life! You are the best thing that EVER happened
to me! XoXo-Megan
JOHNNY Paint the Virgin on a Monarch so I can finally have my
diamonds! Thank you for the last 17 and here’s to at least that many
more. I Love you xoxoxo
JOHNNY BEEF You’re all the meat I need, niggle. Buy me
dinner, I love you!
JOHNNYBUTT Hey Johnny, you already know I’m crazy about you,
right? …I love our friendship and I hope we will always love each
other ๐ I love you beary much!
JOLENE I got a picture of you, holding a picture of me, in
the pocket of my blue jeans.
JON “KEZRA” DIETZ I love you dearly…and live for your love.
I know i am lucky, but so are you…Thank you for believing in us,
especially when the Wolves drew near…
JON JUAN You’ll always be so dear Though I fear This year
You’ll disappear This transition is but a mere Lapse before our
friendship is in the clear
JONAH-BABY! I love you SOOO much, I’d swim naked across the
wild Willamette just to kiss your sweet face! (that being said, god,
I’m glad for the Fremont bridge!)
JONATHAN I’m so happy we got together at the Obama party
where we threw shoes at a picture of Bush! You are the T-Rex to my
Dromeciomimus. Panel 3 forever! -L
JONNY Happy Valentine’s Day Sweetie! I love you,even though
its hard to tell sometimes.Who would have known that 10/15/98 would be
the best day of my life.
JONNY DREAMBOAT You sexy man peach! I love you! Here’s to a
banging valentine’s day! I love you!!! Luv, your pee pants!
JONNYX I would never let anyone else eat a burrito in my
shower. I love you!
JOSEYCAKES Happy Valentines Day! Josey you make my life so
much better. I want you every minute of every day. I would love if you
would be my forever valentine.
JOSH You are so baby-core!
JOSHIE Of all the fishies in the sea, I choose you and you
choose me. Love, Wifey
JOSHY PANTS We couldn’t ruin this if we tried, trust me. Love
you with all my heart and soul.
JUAN CARLITOS Te quiero muchisimo! Miles de besos de tu
Lisita
JUANITA You make me want to throw my cap up in the air, like
a dork in love. Still!
JUANITA You my gracious darling will always be a very special
valentine. your tantalizing smile that you project so well, keeps me
under your spell
JULIA T. Huhu ur so shexxy and i miss you and i cant wait
until you move back to PORTLAND SO WE CAN BE IN LOVEEE!
JULIAN YOU ARE THE SWEETEST, LITTLE BOY. LOVABLE &
BEAUTIFUL TOO! LOVE, MAMA + DADA
JULIE S. I still get excited and happy whenever I see you or
hear your voice. I’m proud to have you in my life, and I love you so
much!
JULIET Cause there ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little bump
& grind. Real talk…Happy V day. -kkm
JUNEBUG I’ll love you ’til the day I die.
JUSTEN JACK You are my best friend and the love of a
lifetime. Plus, you are super hot!! I love you, J.J.
JUSTICKI From bacon to kidneys, daikon to lotus root, we’ve
eaten our way thru these 3 years. And yet, I’m still mesmerized by your
sugalumps. Earth or fire?
JUSTIN I love you, most ardently. I never wish to be parted
from you from this day on. And yes, we are all fools in love.
JUSTIN I was alone, I took a ride, I didn’t know what I would
find there…Then I suddenly see you, Did I tell you I need you, Every
single day of my life.
K this grown-ass man is diggin the fact that he’s down with
such a kick-ass woman. still kinda can’t stop smilin. (told you i could
be cheesier…)
K-KAT Seal spotting with you, because belly buttons are hard
to find, makes my heart jump. That cat is quality with a K- you are the
one for me. Love A-dog
K-LEE Krazy Kat my Valentine I’m yours, and you are mine I am
one happy Bunnyboy Hopping up and down with joy
K-MY FIRESTARTER The last 3 years have been so awesome. I
love u so much! I miss u so much when I’m away. I can’t wait to be home
& fuck & fuck some more! I LOVE U! L
K.BRAY ohmigod you’re my totally fuckin’ like, favorite?
KALA W/OUT THE Y I still dont know when our anniversary is,
but thats a completely different holiday. I’ve loved you since 2006.
Happy Valentines day! Turkey
KARA. Mmmwah! Happy v day baby! =] we were trapped, two silly
kids, lost ourselves and found each other, and i fell in love with you
along the way.
KAREN LOBSTER someday i want to have a bathroom with two
toilets in it so we never have to be apart, ever
KASHA Happy Valentines day baby!So proud of you for almost
finishing school your an amazing women an the love of my life I dont
know where id be without you
KAT Everyday is valentines.And being with you is like
Christmas, i am so excited to open the gift that life has to offer
us.xolicklick kahala and ikaika
KATE I am amazed by you. I love you, adore you and look
forward to the good, crazy, and perverse. I giggle at how happy you
make me. You are lovely. Gabe
KATE I love you SO MUCH! Doesn’t matter what we do, I love
and cherish every moment we have together! We are so lucky to have each
other! Tim
KATE I’ve looked high, I’ve looked low, but your love I’ve
never known. When I found you, it had to be that I’m for you, and you
for me! I Love You, Muah!
KATE +8 i think you’re great! i’ll try to send you a polar
bear fur to keep you warm while i’m visiting the north pole.
KATER The universe must be infinite – how else to explain a
love like ours? You’ll always be my princess. ‘Til the wheels come off!
Love, Your Hubby
KATHERINE Nothing makes me smile more than seeing you smile.
Nothing hurts me more than too see you hurt. I love you and always
will.
KATHERINE A. ROOT It has been over 11 years since we have
shared a Valentines day together. I just want you to know that I’m
HAPPY to be sharing it with you again LUV U
KATHLEENA/EMMA/ABBY You are the love of my life/please pet
the bodines
KATHLEEN R. asleep on the rocks, breath moving with the
waves. the moment repeated a thousand times, and as the sun vanished
and met the water a new day was born.
KATIE Let’s kick Fuggles and Gordito out of our room more
often. I love you.
KATIE & FUTURE WIFE I’m looking forward to our upcoming
nuptials and life together Always yours, Brian p.s. don’t fuck with
me
KATIE C. I love you from the bottom of my heart. Let’s start
robbing banks together! I can’t wait to tattoo your butt. Forever
kisses and kung fu back flips!
KATIE LADY A day without a day, hallmark tells you to play, I
love you more than I can say, Juni, Hemi, Oscar and I, agree with me,
your heart is pure LUCKY ME!!
KATIE MAC Katie Mac, I’m a boy in your UMASS engineering
class and I’m afraid to talk to you. Let’s ride bikes together! Or
design sustainable housing!!
KATIE ROSE You are it for me sweets.
KATRINA (AKA K-DOGG) You’re one special person that always
brightens my day! If I didn’t work retail at a mall, I’d take you to a
movie but I’m poor. Love, Mark
KATY KIKOWE Always the prettiest girl at the ball, the
sweetest treat in the window. My perfect Chrysanthemum.
KATYA Epic cat farts, legions of shoes matched by armies of
plastic dragons and soldiers, La Bonita $ One Thai, legendary
sexy-time- This is us. I love you.
KAYLA RAE You mean so much to me and I can’t even express to
you how I feel through this paper. But what I can say is… will you be
my valentine babe? Sweetpea
KB You’re awesome and the room is more sane when you’re
around.
KCABWCKBG You are green and I am blue, and your kitchen is
all red, won’t you be my valentine?
KEEGAN Baby, I love you more than tinsel tits loves food,
sour patch kids, and magnum bottles of pinot. Lets go to Amsterdam…
Love, Mean Green
KEIT When I think of Tobias Funke’s book, I think fondly of
you. Happy Valentines Day my Big Man. XOXO Hanna
KELLI even though YOU are a snicklefritz, i still love you
more than Wheels, Shawn and that waffle combined. Can’t wait for more
adventures with ya in 09!
KELLY Let’s hate this day together with love, Love BF,
Squid
KENNRIC You are the sexiest scientist ever and I feel damn
lucky to be in your skilled hands. Much love, your stormy one.
KENT.LIVES.IN.DENIAL u only need 1 person who gets u, to
cherish u, to dream w. nothing else matters when its u and i & what
we want can b limitless. Trust that i’m enough
KILEY Happy Valentine’s Day !!! We miss you and love you !!!
We hope you’ll get better soooon, we can’t wait to see you !!! Love,
Cecily and Lucy
KILEY I love you so much! Sean
KILEY I want you to know you are very loved and that all of
our thoughts and prayers have been with you. Nothing but goodness sent
your way. Happy VD! -SDC
KILEY!! I LURVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
KIM I love you, punkin!! Hold my hand as we slip slide thru
time-life. Hold my hand, hold my heart. And let’s get a pizza! Dave
KIMBERT EYESTAIN My crazy pisces sister! Fish love uber
alles!
KIMBOT You pried open my coffin and drove a stake through my
heart. A stake of love. -AnDroid
KING CHIMP HANDSY, I do not love you nearly as much as Amy,
butt I will accept your unwanted affection if you will receive my
claws…& some litter in the bed. My chair!
KING JACK OFF Sometimes I look in your eyes, and I see a lost
little boy… There is a lost little girl in me.. with eachother we are
not so lost anymore. I love u.
KING OF MY HEART Happy valentines day! You have reawoken the
beauty in life, you will always be my king xoxo queen
KING OF SMERGBOGS I’d like to become commander of your
unicorn army.Let’s find Saiga antelope & Skesis & plot out
apocalypse plans.Rar & hearts to you my monster-Mistil
KINGMAN blessings more than counted await the sower of good
seed. yes farmer.
KINS i ain’t no ryan adams BUT i still think we can play at
grownUp AND be as rad as we wanna be- xo lover(.)(.)’s – love you
pooper.
KIR, Downtown is forsaken without your sugar lumps. I will
pee on your cart every day until you open again. Kisses, Bernardo.
KIRSTEN, I am thankful a million times over that I found you.
You are perfect+amazing, and everything a man could ask for. I love u
endlessly. PS your hot! -D
KIRSTY, I miss your sweet luvin. It’s been so long since we
last spoke. Please think of me. love, Steve Irwin.
KISSHEAD MARINEZ Remember that time we drank midnight train
and wandered through the mist in what would soon become our
neighborhood? So glad we-ew, that’s Sheryl Crow
KISSY NASTY BEAR I’m so happy we stumbled into each others’
lives. You are so gorgeous. You make me laugh. You are my sweet
thing.
KISSYFURRRRR!!!! To My Furb, may all our new adventures in
life be the fabric of our love. You being the best Valentine one could
have.
KITTEN My dearest, I know it won’t suck itself, I promise to
always love all of you. You make the F in our NA. EEK. Love you baby!!!
Brut
KITTEN you are my one and only bitchin’ scorpio femme
princess. this Daddy wants only one little girl…YOU! be my valentine,
baby.. love, your cowboi
KITTEN! Balls of yarn for you forever! This is just a small
token of how wonderful it is to be loved by you! Meow!
KITTY I love you more than my toys and my morning egg-witch.
You are the best and easiest decision I’ve ever made. Forever your
Kat-meow!
KITTY You make me bleh with happiness. Sir Munks a lot
KJF I love you the most, mostly. You are still the best guy
ever and I stil feel so lucky to know you and be with you. xoxo T
Dub.
KLM Even if you’re not my “little sweetie”, you’re luscious!
Big kiss, Norwegian Sugar Cookie
KOALA I looooooooove youuuu and your booty is so cute
KOALA BEAR BOOTY you are the love of my life and i want to be
with you forever
KOOKABURRA! Happy Valentine’s Day. I love you so much – you
are the best! Love, Deebs
KOVU KUTTTHROAT Welcome to the RCR family to our favorite
derby daughter and Rosebud skater! You rock. We heart u! -Teqkillya and
Vominatrix
KRIS You-High-end hotel, drinkin’ all the complementary wine.
Me-Sippin’ Carlo and watching Russ Meyer’s flicks. My heart-Misses you.
Happy V-day Turkey.
KRISTEN You’ll always have a special place in my heart. All
the days we spent together, those few nights, will always be my fondest
memories!
KRISTIN hello darling what are you doing reading this slop OH
I see I love you to. maybe we can do a famous roadtrip this year?
remember no U turns love SKC
KURT Honey who rides a chopper and knows how to use his
hands. It is you I demand. I’m a lucky girl indeed. XOXO, my darling.
Yours truly, Ms. June 2009
KURT! I’m so grateful you’re my LOBSTER. If I could, I would
cook you and eat you with an assload of butter. Your Shoo-Shoo loves
you! Karen!
KY KY In the short amount of time i’ve known you, you’ve
managed to steal a little piece of my heart. Now start plannin your
trip to the east coast..!!!
KYKINS I love your little bitch ass with your hot tattoos.
Happy Valetines!!!! <3<3<3
KYLA I’m so happy that you are here and we can spend
Valentine’s together. You are my greatest desire and I long for you
everyday. I love you. Will
L i wish you’d ask me to wear that pretty little dress you
like…
L A M I – K I N S… B 4 we met, My life was a starless sky.
Then when we met @ Holmans, My starless sky became alight, and I loved
U from that Moment, as I will always.
LA AND POPPY I love you both soo much! Happy V-day bitches!
You are the best boyfriends a single lady could ask for. Too bad you
don’t put out like one!
LADY BANES being away from you is such sweet sorrow. i look
to our gentle recoupling, hours hence. I remain, yours Col RJ Banes,
Ret.
LADY BUFFINGTON We’ve come a long way, and the rides only
just begun. I love you more than sour candy powder and I will always be
at your side. -Leila
LAHNI BEAR: Thanks for moving from California to Portland for
me. Sorry the job climate sucks more than the weather. At least we have
humor and booze.
LAKE WUTANG Rounds of Pass Out, Euro Sex Parties, Biddy
Parties,”We’re bored and have beer money” parties, a house full of my
favorite Dummiez, whats not to love?
LAMBIC I love you more than I love bounding through grassy
fields. I love you more than I love eating clover. Will you be my
valentine? Love, Lamb
LAMI-KINS… I LOVE YOU MY SWEET LITTLE LAMI-KINS. HAPPY
VALENTINE’S DAY! (SHEEP TRANSLATION): BAAA. BAA. BAAA. BAAA. BAAA.
BAAA. BAAA. BAA. BAA. BAAAA BAAA!
LANDLOCKED MERMAID Between whale road and lookout mt, we two
have become one, growing cloud-like leaves under starlight. I will
harbor our love forever my beautiful lady
LANG Remember dancing in the kitchen, kitten? We’re not done
yet. Damn the holidays, let’s go camping on the beach again. No
chocolate required.
LARISSA In the beginning we traveled to see one another, hand
in hand we settled together, we perpetuate our love on the best
Valentines Day to remember. xoX
LARRY This is your official free valentine from your very own
wife
LARS BARS Happy Stump Town Valentine’s Day! Here’s to hearts,
cherubs, Wonder Twins and cowboys. You are my favorite dreamsicle.
xoxo, Tin Roof Taya
LAURA ANNE 2 more years to go before our scheduled date. I
hope it still happens, even if it’s just to reconnect as friends. Miss
you. Love, A
LAUREN You are Bella to my Edward, except you’re no ordinary
human girl. And I am not made of crystal.
LAUREN You is the bestest thing thats evah happened to me!
You are so my favorite and your so very stuck with me. Perfect Perfect
Perfectxoxofrankeyh
LAUREN You’re the most wonderful person I have met in this my
new road in life. I’m so glad that my move here gave me the chance to
meet you. Love, Jason
LAUREN C You light my fire baby! Will you Marry Me?? ~Sara
S
LAUREN LAFLEUR i’ll never forget the night you showed up at
my house wearing nothing but a bagel. let’s be valentines. i’ll wear
the chipotle tofutti cream cheese.
LAURIE Maybe proposing to you in a Mercury Valentines Day ad
wasn’t super-cool, but I’m glad you married me. And I’ll be even
happier when you come home.
LE I wish there were more ways to say all that you are to me.
I love you so much, now and forever Happy Valentine’s Day! xoxo
Jessi
LEA “ANNI” YOUNG I love you and am so glad that you love me I
know that u do because u put up with my crap and bad $ skills. THANK
YOU FOR LOVING ME W/ ALL MY FLAWS
LEAH, GENTLY, GENTLY So many Saturday nights… fine dining,
bad movies, red wine, creaky bed that woke the neighbors, and falling
asleep in your arms…. Love, Axel
LEE You should have called me 2 months ago. ๐
LEE ON WOODSTOCK I know youre married but darn youre cute! If
you was my valentine Id cover you in chocolate and give you a tounge
bath in front of your wife. Robyn
LEIGH I’m so glad that you decided to leave Wiscompton and
come to portland after we met on that internet dating site. My life
couldn’t be better! Love you
LEIGH AND IRIS Thanks for being my Valentines. Love you
both.
LEIGHA Maybe it’s time for another trip to the coast, but
this time let’s go when it’s not raining. You fucking rock.
LELAND you are a dirty beautiful big-brained creature from
planet Vulva. i love rocking your alien world and i hope i’m the last
human in your collection.
LELLY BELLY I know our relationship has been kind of rocky as
of late, but I love you and I want to be with you forever baby. You are
my cupcake! <3
LESTAT You are my soul mate.I would never stray,you fuck like
a god.Don’t stop loving me,or biting. I love u, I love u, I love u!
Your soul mate, Mr. Cullen
LEVIETHAN Times are tough, but I’m looking forward to the
next part of our journey together through this ever-changing world.
Thanks for grounding me. I love!
LEW You are my favorite.
LEX 3+4=7 forever.
LIL HONEY brains and six feet of beauty. i am a lucky
honeyman!
LIL’ GRUB GREASE PIG i luv your cloven hoof clippings,
squealing little snout snout, pig trotters trotting, and real baco
bits. xoxo, your super secret swine-intine.
LILLIAN Everyone loves you, and it’s not just because you’re
hot, it’s also because you’re such an awesome person! I really really
mean it.
LILLIAN You are my one and only lover! My heart is all yours,
please be careful to not make a mess with it. Love you, Jim
LINA First, I just wanna say “Bandolayo!” lv, andy the
hairdresser
LINCOLN! You play Rockband WAY too much, but I want to snog
you, anyway.
LINDA You fascinate me! Secret Admirer
LINDSAY DIANE Oh, far away valentine, the sweetest and most
amazing woman EVER. I love you, baby! I’m thinking of you endlessly and
the whole world should know. :<3
LISA I am very lucky to have you.Im still trying to figure
out what I did to score such a hot piece of ass. I Love you. Shane
& Ruby
LISA Roses are red Violets are blue My life is so much better
Being with you. JRL
LISA VEQUINOX Message from Venus to Portland: Happy
Valentine’s Day to my forever love. 11 amazing years together!! Chad
V.
LISA W I shall but be a cheezy lezbo & do the expected-To
quote Sappho, to Aphrodite,”I shall burn the fat thighbones of a white
she-goat on her alter” Sexy!
LITTLE BUG! Oh how I long to pat your head and call you my
little bug. Will you be my valentine? I certainly hope so. Much love
from your poop prince to you.
LITTLE CHAD You = The best soup cook, The peanut butter to my
jelly (pie), the hot sauce to my food & the dolphin of blankets. I
am quite enamored with you. Meow.
LITTLE MEOW You’re the cutiest kitty I know, all snuggly
armpit and head petting. I love that you drag me onto the dancefloor.
Let’s have kittens!! I love you!
LITTLE PIKACHU I love waking up to your sleepy smile and your
bushy, foxy tail. Maybe tonight we can watch some movies! I’m yours
forever. -R
LIVI My electric embrace, meet me at the rally and I’ll shake
you all night long. Love you THE MOST, especially in the springtime
(all the time) TOTESMETZ!
LIVING IT UP kids (PIC) in the street drinking wine making
time for the night time. that’s not us. i like that we share our PDX
playgroud. godspeed
LIZARD I’ve been all mushy for you since forever, and I’ll be
all mushy for you till forever. This past year has been the best !u
have all my heart luv, dg
LIZZY FACE You are my favorite girl in the world. You have
made my life so much better.
LL thank you – you changed my life! /jc
LL U Rmy Pandabear URmyLoveMyRobotkittyloverSent FromAbove
When U
scratchMyBackIbiteYurLipThenIpullYurHairNwhenYurSittingOnMyFaceIneverComeUpForAir.IluvU
-SS
LLOYD FRANK Don’t F**k with Lloyd!! U rule…thanks for
always puttin’ up with me.
LOBSTER & UR 180 AVG I can’t believe it’s been a
decade… You’re a true friend & I’m sorry this isn’t an ‘I SAW U’
message. Sunday bowling! Luv, Asian Wonder God
LOGGERBILLY You put up with my late night calls and constant
gibberish. You are rad and tattooed and the Bee’s Knee’s. Happy
Valentine’s Day! PS you make me sick.
LOO BUG “Move the fck over, I’m hungry!” so many memories
over the years.. and so many more to come! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, looski.
Number 1, always & forever!!!
LORELEI Almost 9 years! The best 9 years of my life despite
all the hardship. Here’s to another 9 and more years of kiss’n and
love’n you baby boo! Sage
LOST IN SPACE Catherine, you stubbed out the cigar, ejected
our cozy ship for far-away stars, where you munch on snacks without me.
We’re lost in space. XO-C
LOVE Hand on my arm / in / breath / out / how near you stand
to me / my hidden hand / a kiss behind a touch / Oh & / if I please
you please / Yes
LOVE we’ve been valentines since before we met. my heart
sears with excitement when i think of you.
LOVE BUG I love you with all my heart! You are my
inspiration, my rainbow and my partner in crime. June 28th will forever
be “our day”. XO JKTLA
LOVELAB: SHITBEACON you’re so handsome, smart, compassionate,
and funny! i can now see why so many hot, cute babes want to date you.
lets ride bikes & eat vegan donuts!
LOVELY LADY LEAH darling i am so proud of you. you are
chasing your dreams and making it happen. i will miss you sorely. i
love your face forever. <3
LOVEOFMYLIFE Driving, rocks, sunlight, concerts, smiling,
Making breakfast sandwiches, Dreaming our future adventures… It’s the
little things. Thanks, Bebe
LOVER I love you! Maybe one day we’ll have a place big enough
for six kitties, two bunnies and maybe even a puppy. You’re the best
kind of trouble I know.
LOVER BOY MEDINA We met – connected – and now I’m so in love
with you baby. You rock my world. Cheers to the future! Let’s get
Project “O” started shall we my love?
LOVERBIRD MORGAN This Summer on a secluded Oregon Scenic
Byway trail…YOU know! It’s a Date!!! xoxo, the Luckiest Girl
LOVEY D I’m happier than I’ve ever been…it just keeps
getting better! Happy 11-year Anniversary!!! Your true admirer
LOVIE BUMPKINS I love watching Star Wars with you and your
cute head. In fact, I love doing everything with you. Marrying you was
the best thing I’ve ever done.
LROTTER You seem like a nice guy… ๐
LUCAS You are the sunshine of my life, That’s why i’ll always
be around, You are the Apple of my Eye. Forever You’ll Stay in my
Heart. Love mommy.
LUKE (PAPI) I’ve never been happier. I love you like whoah.
You are my perfect other. Now hit my “hay!” button, and let’s have a
hot night. <3 pumpkinbread
LUNCH BUDDY Kokopelli Face! My love for you continues to
deepen & grow. Let’s play with John Lithgow & hoodoos &
snuggle on Cadaver Island! Love, Old Smuggler.
LYNIZZLE JAMBA! its your fawn face that i adore. thanks for
the screaming, we have made a fine family. the sex could have been
better. i love you.
M You made my Life Complete and now Forever I will Love You
and will be there till the End of Time to Hold You, Care for You, &
Love You always Reedy300
M. Love you fierce. Not much more to say than that. Love you
fierce.
M. E. P. I have never been so in Love! I am forever yours.
xoxo, A. G. A.
M.G.G. I love you so so much. You’re wonderful and so great
to me, I’m so privileged and happy to have you in my life. I’ll love
you always, Your J.A.B.
MACATTACK You took the dog and ran, leaving me without two of
my best freinds. Well just know that ive found a replacement named
Pabst and hes beautiful.
MACHU I’m not placing and ad for you. This ad is for Devious!
And Poe. And Panda. And Pickles. And Bacon. Happy Valentines day to all
the gift you give me!
MACK BROS You guys suck. you’re stupid. and you like beer.
love, dad
MAD DOG Mad Dog, your Boozy mouth and Delightful high pitched
squeals fill me with much joys, you are my friend and my favoritist
Valentine!
MADAI RIVERA MY SIS* FRIEND THERE’S NOT ENOUGH WORDS TO SAY
HOW INCREDIBLE N KICKBUTT YOU R LOVE YOU N I’LL ALWAYS BE AT UR SIDE.
MAY LOVE BE NEAR YOU AT ALL TIME!
MADAM MERLIN oh how i love your endearing ways. your nuzzles
make my day. though we are apart now, you are always on my mind. keep
up the fight.
MAG still think yr terrific to look at. you must be a
spectacular person to boot, to get this cynic to publicly announce
affection. can u belize it? <3 hr
MAGNETIC STARGAZER Andrew, your alluring eyes, your enigmatic
smile, your sense of sensual literary style, make me want to traverse
the country just to be with u again!
MAITI ROIS I’ll fix you brektiss for a kiss a hot chocolate
for a hug a real feel for a smile and always love you as you grow into
a beautiful lady!! xoxoxxxo
MAKE MY HEART BEATZZ Almost a year, never fear, you are papi
that makes me mami and this is lovey. Forevz gurl. I told you what it
looks like I just need you to see it too
MALUHIA You make my day happy and full of sunshine, even
during the cold, dark winter months that normally paralyze me with
seasonal affective disorder.
MAMA B!! iwanttostandonmountaintopsandsing-abouthow
muchiloveyou-echosbouncingfromplacetoplace-theworldmightunderstand, but
my heart is only yours to have.
MAMA K Thanks for breeding with me, love. The result sure is
adorable.18 is just around the corner, so let’s enjoy every minute of
it. I do miss you, though.
MAMA P. In all the sleep dep, baby poo, and cat pee, our life
together is still like a good Al Green song. And that’s a beautiful
thing. Love always, Papa D.
MAN BABY We’re pretty damn cute together, baby. Even when we
got each other by the neck, I love you, I’ll always love you, and your
koala ears.
MAN-KITTY (DHU) Cuddly beard, manly chest, NE Portland walk,
hearty laugh, nonstop flattery, brainiac on crack. My heart is singing
for you today. Miss you. XOXO.
MANDINGO I love you sweetcheeks! Happy Valentines Day #
10!
MANDS/KELLS/BROOKS/ Yr bedroom bosoms always welcome my PDX
endeavors, makes me want 2 move there 4evers. Yr beloved bro, CQA
MANNY If we were dogs and not roommates, I would awkwardly
hump you at the dog park. Maybe I will! I love you and your little dog
too.
MAPLEFERNFLORENCENCI Whatever you are,wherever you are,it is
yours.No commitment issues here.I devote my life and my bank account
and my chocolate to you. Fuck these men.
MARC Just remember… Valentine’s Day might be created by the
greeting card companies, but Feb. 15th is SBJ Day… much better than a
crappy card. XOXOXOXO
MAREK i love you more than anything in the world. you’re my
love, my one & only, & the best husband ever. so much love,
pride, & strength. all my love, ts.
MARIANA Happy to spend this road trip with you. Happy to have
gotten salsa lessons from random people in Prospect Park with you.
Happy to be in love with you.
MARITADAPHNEDOROTHY Where would I be without you three? Would
I be lonely and sad? Would I be writing this ad? Who knows for sure,
but I sure do love you three! Bradford
MARK AKA MYSTERY you’ve helped me find a new appreciation for
pinball and strategically placed scarfs. i love our awesome makeout and
look forward to more anime. tarah
MARK B I <4 you. You’re my sweetheart every day! LOVE
bear
MARKER LEE WILLIAMS I will live below the well in between the
wish and the wait. You are my two windows and I will be your muffin
bubble forever. I love you, Monkey.
MARRIED EARTH WOMAN! I cannot believe how happy we are! 3-5
years of Earthly bliss await us! You’re an outtasight superduper space
babe that makes me happy to be an adult!
MARTHA Remember our chat about relationships when we drove
back from the beach? I pulled my hand away; you pointed it out. Can I
have a do-over? Love, Jacob
MARTIN…AKA AXL You are so awesome and amazing and dam good
in bed. Im so falling for you and look forward to our times together.
This gooshy is all yours…
MARY “I will betroth you to me forever; I will betroth you in
righteousness and justice, in love, compassion and faithfulness.” Hosea
2. Love 2U, George
MARY Thank you for being such a great friend and guiding
light. You are a true friend, as only a few can be.
MARY,JENNIE,STEPH, We are the Golden Girls! Thank you for
being a friend(s)… Happy Valentines Day! Love, Rebecca!
MATCHING HAIR GUY i talked to you because we both had on
baller caps with curly long lovely locks cascading out. i think im in
love with your hair.
MATHIEU “Don’t freak out”..Je t’aime tellement! Every morning
I wake up next to you and am so thankful for having met you. I love you
forever. Love Ta femme!
MATT It’s no secret that we think you’re lovely &
amazing. Even the elderly like you. Graduation will be sad- no more can
I stare at you in class. Le sigh.
MATT A. This is not mind games: the Basque & Welsh
connection is HOTTT. That is a FACT. Jose who? *YOU* are my “Special
One”. Keep doing it on me, champion!
MATT DAVIS Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
MATT WING Thanks for always being supportive and helping me
along. I love you tons! You’re the best and are my LOML! -April
MATTHEW I love you like Kirk loves Spock
MATTHEW I love you more than you love frozen blueberries. I
assure you that this is true.
MATTHEW H. I’ve yelled,been mean,wished you
dead,harassed,tormented and haunted.All in the game of LOVE.Hard to
admit how much you mean to me.I hope you Die!!!!
MATTIE!-SUPERWOMAN! Your twinkling eyes are totally rock n’
roll. Look at more stuff and make the world a better place.
MATTY will you please be my handsome, rugged and manly
valentine?
MATTY You came out of no where with my ex’s first name, my
last name and a great job at a brewery. A sick form of fate is kickin’
my ass. To fireworks! Alli
MATTY V. Thanks so much for knocking me up again. Thanks so
much for marrying me the first time. I love you more than ever sweetie!
Happy Valentine’s Day.
MAUREEN Happy Valentines Day!! 2 more months and our lives
will change in the most amazing way! You make me smile every day, I
love you more in every way.
MAUREEN What a difference a year makes-I love you more than I
can comprehend.I am the luckiest man on earth. I can’t wait to see
what’s next. D.
MAXIMUS I realized that the combination of your Jesus hair,
Buddha body, Muhammedesque zeal, and sweet ninja skills means that i’m
in love with a bitchen god.
MAYOR SAM Your glasses are dreamy, your hair is a mess, won’t
you be my valentine… AND RESIGN!
ME You’re cool
MEG’A’MUFFIN Happy V-Day! Hope that you’re warm, cozy and
frostbite free. Love from Montreal. -Al
MEGAN Baby, if you move back to town, I will, on a daily
basis, cook you breakfast, lunch, dinner, and eat you out for
dessert…
MEL & MELISSA Seattle’s not the same without you! Someday
I too hope to find my soul mate who shares my name and my shoe size.
Don’t be a Stranger. Love, Molly
MELANIE W You know you’ve got someone special in your life
when she can turn coffee into COFFEE. And if she happens to watch Lost,
oh damn, even better.
MELISSA I love you lots, but I fear I can’t hold out for you
much more. You live so far away, yet I still pine for you! There will
always be Nine Inch Nails.
MELISSA MAGIC!! You are an amazing, vibrant, positive force
in my life. Thank you for being an awesome roommate, dog aunt, friend
and chaperone. Love, AAA
MELIZA I am very happy to be your boyfriend. You smell
wonderful. Love Greg
MEORX! honey bunny snuggle bears i love you so much. you keep
me safe and deal with my crazy. i hope to keep you forever.
MERCEDES The folks at Matlock’s Hot Dogs, your Spanish
students at OHSU, Elsie S. and Lake Oswego… and Mazama, all wish you
a most happy Valentines Day
MERCURY I’m sorry I got mad at you about M60 and stopped
reading. I miss you, and I’m willing to forgive your mistake.
MERISSA You found my haikus! You’ve watched our closing
ceremonies! The mouse rodeo is leaving, but I’ll always remember you
and the times we shared!
METRO sometimes you’re immature. sometimes i’m mean. i think
we match. thanks for watching snl at 3 a.m, making me coffee with irish
cream and…i love you.
MI MATEO Four years in beach winds camellias open red
remembering us. Te Amo Su Sophia
MICAH You own my heart. How did that happen? Love, Beth
MICHAEL DARLING The relationship compressor manufacturer (Hot
Sex Inc) told me it’s set to blast off on V-Day. Launch pad: Rocky
Butte, Destination: Jupiter.
MICHAEL G. You are so effing amazing. I love you baby, thank
you for coming into my life at suck a perfect time. I look forward to a
long happy life with you.
MICHAEL G. It’s too bad that the newspaper’s not pop-up,
because that would make it a much cuter place to remind you that I love
you!
MICHAELA From SF rich to PDX poor. We will soon get jobs with
tips. May we Play Theatre of Magic and Drink at Chin Yen’s por vida. I
love you. Steady Bumpkiss.
MICHAELANGELO I love you DollFace! You are the best thing to
ever happen to me. We have so much fun together, and everyday is
special. Thank you for being you.
MICHELLE Sweet lover, you are my favorite! I am so smitten
with you and look forward to every moment we spend together. Let’s get
married and dance and sing.
MIKE i love your giant penis. he can be very demanding and he
likes to slap me in the face. but i love him just the same. oh yeah,
and i love you too.
MIKE I luv U n R life 2gether more each day.U R the happiness
in my life & the reason I strive 2 better myself.Happy Valentines
baby Luv your little monkey
MIKEY Your the reason I keep going, the reason why I won’t
ever give up on us and our dreams, I love you my sunshine and
sweetsauce! smoooch! LUNUMU
MILLY Hey no matter what happnes i will always love u
girl!
MIMOSA SPARKLE KITTY You’re the BEST!!! I’m so grateful you
came into my life so we could have so much wild silly fun. You help me
to be my truest self. Love You! RCE.
MIRANDA i love you more than a gun in my mouth. we really
should buy another strap-on. smooch.
MIRANDA i typed in the wrong form of buy. i dont know whats
wrong with me. sigh.
MISFIT PONY CHLOEBOT You are the best lady friend for
realsies.Thanks for saying you liked my Buffy shirt in 8th grade thus
befriending this creature 10yrs ago Bff FOREVER
MISS BEERS you are my Large Hadron Collier, my Newcastle
Brown Ale, my Don’t Stop Believin’, and my St. Elmo’s Fire, all rolled
into one incredible lady-babe.
MISS CELIE I’sa knows dat I done been makin you tend to the
chilluns and scrub up mah house. I’sa juss really wanna crawl onya and
do mah bidness tho! Luv MISTA.
MISS EM TO THE O You know I love you more than life! 10yrs
and I’ve never stalked you, or dreamed of the perfect way to kill you.
I’d miss you too much! God i’m sweet!
MISS MILLER You take the crab out of my claw. You are the
sweetest, most giving, fun, gosh darn pretty gal in all of this here
P-town. Dinners on me.
MISS PEANUT One more episode before you do the dishes. Not
House though, I don’t want any more panic attacks.
MISS SIREN The legends are all false. I followed your singing
to shore and was met with all the sweet loving I was promised, and then
some. I love you so much!
MISSALA Our Saturday mornings spent at Sweetpea Baking Co.
eating delicious glazed donuts are my favorite mornings. XoXo. K
MISSISSIPPI RECORDS thanks for exisiting, for putting out
amazing tapes and records, for the listening station, for the sweetest
phrase on your transom. LOVE vanessa
MISTER BABE I love you!! I hope there are many more
valentines days to come.
MISTER BLANKY I love you so much that I am ready to let you
be the first I watch Star Wars with. Cause you know I’d spend a
thousand years in your sarlac pit.-Em
MISTER WONDERFUL As promised, your laser beams have succeeded
in melting my frigid heart. Now I am able to ask: Be mine, forever?
Love, Boots (formerly known as TIQ)
MITCHELL I want you to know that I would give anything in the
world to feel your touch again. Look me in the eyes and tell me you
can’t forgive me. -Neil Z
MMB I love the way you ____________ my ____________! Happy
Hearts Day! I love you mucho! Your’s always, Big Hands
MOLLY So many moments I blush at the thought of you Let’s get
drunk and kiss. love you babe.
MOLLY thanks for making me a happy guy. So happy you’ve come
back into my life, can’t wait to have you forever. I love you.
MOLLY You amaze me every day. I’m still fascinated by your
mind and captivated each time you look in my eyes. You are beautiful
Molly, and I adore you.
MOLLY K. D. You’re a feast for my senses and always will be.
I love you and I can’t help it, nor would I want to. You are simply
adorable. Your ever-lovin B-rad.
MOLLY MOLLIE MOLLEE You better Belize that we Guatemala time
together! I hope you never find me Yucatan! Heres to you making sense
of my lack…of…sense…oh I love u
MOM No offense meant, I do love you, but I liked living with
Dad more. You won’t play rough with me and get upset when I attack you.
Love, Jack
MOM MOM MOM CHECK THITH OUT ITH PRETTY THWEET ROSES ARE UMM
RED AND THA TWIRP ITH TOO.. HUH HUH HUH THWEET. WE LOVE YOU MOM
MOMMY Daddy and I love you! Happy Valentines Day. Love R.J.
and Daddy!
MONKEY 10 years later and I’m still after your banana! You
compote me! ~Pookie
MONKEY MATE You are such a special monkey, and I love you! I
can’t imagine what sort of jungle I’d be lost in without you. Oh-oh,
ah-ah-ah. PS – nice banana.
MONSTER I love you. NO! Not “that” way, but I wish you
someone that will do all the naughty things you can dream up.
MONSTER LOVER, please use your soul straw for passionate
friendship….. love yearning, devoted to you
MONSTIE Who could ever say you’re not simply wonderful? Love,
Lobby.
MONTANA Lets watch Pirates and eat rubber mac n cheese
forever. Lets get Taco Bell 4 or 5 times a night and hit on the people
working. Lets find our hero.
MOOKY Somebody loves you, somebody cares…guess who? You’re
my NBL who TCB, you’re my Pan, my Elf Prince. May elephants move
mountains for us forever.
MOOLAKOO You’re my cuddly wampus: We’ll go see Coraline!
You’re my ding dong daddy Of the d car line Glad to be your girly And
your silly valentine
MOPED MOPED Bruises are red, Two-stroke smoke is blue, Pedals
are sweet, and so are you! -Puddle Cutters
MORPHEUS I love you. You groom me, take care of me and share
your wisdom with me. I can’t imagine sharing a litter box with anyone
else. LOVE YOU ROMES!
MOTTERY F JUNDY It’s. Space. Let’s make soul cookies –
celebrate all our years, all the ones to come. I’ll say those 3 words
you deserve to hear every single day.
MR MAGOO’S DADDY For 18 years and 6 months you’ve been my
constant companion… I fell in love with you the first time that I saw
you and every time that I see you –
MR SEXY You are my blonde boy with the big hands. The best
biscuit maker ever, I want to have you & hold you long after the
buttermilk runs out. Be mine.
MR. DOUTIBATUM I will love you til the end of time. I would
say “until I die”, but remember our first date? I assure you, if I die,
I WILL haunt you… with love.
MR. DURAN U asked if I was a Pirate and kidnapped me with
Hefty Cinch Sack. Tried to run but I couldn’t cause you had my heart.
Jokes on U, I took yours too!
MR. EZRA H. I think I like you. I think you’re the apple of
my eye. You just might complete me. I think I’m in love with you. You
make me happy. Love, Lestie Loo
MR. LADY, You are my bonny. You are my clue. My splee, my
spondal, my worm body number 1… or 2? Daaawwwnial! Daaawwwnial! I
love you.
MR. MC BROCK Remember Velour?? And driving thru the park
after Santogold? And siring that bottle? It’s been an amazing time.
Happy V Day, you sexy beast!!
MR. MR. Mr. Mr. + Lady Chick= Cake <3 forever. love you
hun.
MR. PAUL VARJACK I am crazy about you. love, holly
MR. SWANSON Despite your grumpy demeanor, I still think
you’re pretty swell. Cheer up Mister, we are living in Portland now!
Love – A
MR. VIRGINA No poems. U know who u r!!! You rock my stripped
socks!! Beer sellin’, thief catchin’, soul lovin’ son of a gun!!! And u
crazy, Boo! Happy VD!
MR.YUKON I will never need to see the tundra again knowing
that you are mine. oosha boosha. love, your Yukon women
MRS. AWESOMEBUTT I absolutely adore your butt, your squirmy
feet, your dancing eyes, your disconcerting laugh, the ladies (of
course), and… well, basically… you.
MRS. AWESOMEBUTT You are better than the chocolate dipped,
peppermint Jojos Trader Joe’s sells at Christmas. I love the poop outta
you! Love, Mrs. Awesomebutt
MRS. MACKIN The very fact that we are married indicates my
goal of creating a successful romantic campaign. Thank you for your
continued interest in…LOVE!
MRS. VALENTINE Let’s kick it Dr. Seuss style. Almost nekkid,
u my fox in sox. So stop being such a Grinch and hop on pop! Oh, the
places you’ll go! Luv u.
MS. ERIN LEE C. YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL, SPECIAL BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU FOR BEING A SPECTACULAR MOTHER! I LOVE
YOU MORE THAN WORDS XO LOVE NOWNOW
MS.CANDIE A Lot A Lot!!!
MUFFIN I Love You MORE! Love, Button
MUFFIN TOP I wanna put my hands on it. I want you to wear a
short shirt, and maybe sinch up that belt a little bit. Jiggle wiggle.
Jiggle wiggle AHHH.
MUFFINBUTT Ha. I called you muffinbutt in print. But
seriously I love you. A lot. P.S. I totally get to marry you in mere
months. Go team us!
MUFO Stop waking me up! Love you! Just kiddin. I loves being
your hubby, your mufo, your kitty round-up. I loves you so much!!!
Happy Val-Day!
MUFO you make me crazy-happy, happy and crazy. be mine my
sweet fussy pants… always! xoxo, your bed ninja
MURMUR FACE you don’t suck at it. sexy seizures and tantric
temper tantrums? sometimes i can’t tell us apart. let’s paint the town
brown!
MURMURING STAR Drawn by your gravity, delightfully caught up.
Closer faster hotter silverhot. Same kind of magic, same kind of chase.
I love you. *bunnies*
MUSCLES there is no one i would rather eat mashed potatoes
with. thanks for seeing BIIM with me & bringing me ginger ale when
i was sick. you rock my world <3
MUSHTY-LOWSHTY, Happy Valentine’s Day! I appreciate you with
all the good and bad. Now you need to take me on a trip. Much Love,
Wishty
MY For indulging my passions, for making me a better person
every day I spend with you, and for protecting our financial heiny, I
pledge my eternal love.
MY BABY SHONTELLE you are the love of my life. the cher to my
sonny. i love you more than you will ever know. even more than
fatty.
MY CHRIS I want to build treehouses with you all over the
world so you can punish me with kisses; we’ll drink clover and read.I
‘m completely in love with you
MY CUPCAKE You are the best thing that has ever happened to
me. I love us, I love you… I promise I won’t say “skull- fuck” in
front of your family again, ever.
MY DARLING SAMANTHA you are my angel. I’m so glad that I
decided to buy you that shot of tequila. Now our love will be forever
enshrined in the pages of the mercury.
MY DREAM DATE I’m picking out a thermos for you.
MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS I am doing so much better without you.
Thanks. I win!
MY HAPPINESS(H.A.H.) Your love melted my heart,Your soul
climbed into my mine,Its been best from the start:my whole life its you
I’ve been looking to find Schnugie&I loveu
MY HONEY BUNNY I love that you’re willing to marry me
barefoot (maybe) in the woods. I love you wildly and tenderly and more
each day. Let’s be ladybugs together.
MY LAST ACTION HERO you are my density. love is too weak a
word for what I feel – I luurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you,
two F’s…you are my favorite.
MY LITTLE STRUMPET – You’re the Pats to my Eddie, the
Jennifer to my Dawn and the Pud Thai to my spicy mac-n-cheese !! Baby,
you’re the best !!! Love ya !!! XXX
MY LOVE FACE, I can’t wait to marry you. We’ll talk and not
talk for the rest of our lives. You are the greatest thing in my
life.
MY RICKSTER You will forever beat box the soundtrack of my
heart, hold my hand while we wait for the max, and hold the door for
me. I’m a lucky lady. Your Sarah
MY SKINNY BOY I see old dogs can learn new tricks!;) I’m
delighted! So Love, happy Valentine’s #3! Thank you for being my Man!
<3 Your Water Girl, Your FireBird
MY SPICY JILLAPENO! I love you sweetheart It’s almost been a
year and our love is still amazing and strong! We will be Awesome for
years to come! Love your sweet Wubby!
MY SWEET AIMEE everytime we’re together i wish i could show
you love by having you drive me around and having me bark out the back
window… luggage tag angel
MYLES AND ADELAIDE Thank you both for making my dreams come
true every single day. I’m the luckiest mom and wife around. I love you
guys so so so much! xox Alisha
N…ATA…LIE 4 U i’d steal shit & sell it at the flea
market like the mexican i am. spit couscous on me at your leisure. i’m
enamored! let’s AIDS it 4eva wetodd!
NAGLANSKIAN LOVER Though our story may be playfully
fictitious, my love for you is as real as the kittens we don’t
have.
NAIA Sugar Cookie, how’d you get so great? You’re like a
Czechoslovakian glass in a lot of plastic shirt buttons. Let’s keep
being great together.
NAKED BOY And you surrender… Can I spend you up? You’re my
illegally illegal tender.
NALA Roses are red. Biscuits are tan. I apologize about the
parenting from which I ran.
NAOMI Your ass was one of the highlights of my adult life. I
think about it often.
NASH Happy Birthday to the best Valentine’s gift anyone could
ever ask for. Have fun bowling. Knock ’em all down! Luv Mommy &
Daddy
NAT (MY SEAHAWK FAN) You know I’m new at this, so be gentle
and let me take my time. You are on my mind constantly. I hope this
turns into something I will never forget.
NATASHIA I’m never leaving you now, and you better not
either! I’m holding on forever, until the day comes when I can wake up
to your face. AlwaysAndForever.
NATE I’m so glad you’re here.
NATE IS GREAT Buby wuby, you build me up and create a geyser
of nasty. Marry me in june and keep r flowin’ Xoxo Sierr bear
Buahahahaha
NAYBO You and your love mattered to me,I’m sorry I upset
you,I miss the all of you,walking Ninja,cussing at Danger,hearing how
your day went,fart contests..
NAYNAY I am sad that we no longer live together, but i still
love you anyways. hit a sista up once in awhile!
NCNM DAVE How about a little puck action with me blue eyes?
Stick it to me baby! Truly yours, ND 2
NEIL THE REAL DEAL.. Neil, I love you with my mind, body and
soul! 3 years and goin strong! You are my one and only snackpack! Mmmmm
I sure do love pudding ๐
NEPTUNE I lied when I told Kimberly that I didn’t think you
were cute. Your salt and pepper hair, your big blue eyes – amazing. Be
mine? P.S. Don’t tell Tray!
NEW TO PORTLAND Uhm, welcome to p-town, more wine together?
lets get BROOOTAL. You’re the best. Ps: im drunk.
NICK ESMONDE Baby baby baby baby baby: I LOVE YOUR GUTS. You
are my sweet man and my heart belongs to you.
NICK HAMILTON, I am in love with you. Always have been,
always will be. With a knot in my throat and butterflies in my stomach,
I shall continue to pine from afar.
NICK, received a prestvalentine card from secret admirer in
Portland… so even if it is not really your type,i can’t think of
anybody else so happyvalentin
NICKASAUR U trifflin B**ch I Lurrvzz u.. Hearts..Dizzle..
NICKI Te quiero y gracias por ser como eres!
NICODEMUS i love you like a fat kid loves cake, baby. im so
glad we met, you make life so fun.
NICOLE CHRISTINE MyLove, MyWife, Myfriend. We roll the rock,
the bones and the dice of life together hand in hand.ILOVEYOULADY. You
are my love, my wife. I am your MAN
NIDA For you see, each day I love you more Today more than
yesterday and less than tomorrow.
NIK NIK I love the shit outta you, Nik. I’m yer Valentine
today and everyday. Let’s go make out. All my loving, -Love
NIKOLE KLINKHAMER Real love is wanting what’s best for the
other even if it’s not what you want. True happiness isn’t getting what
you want, it’s wanting what you get.
NINARAE you’re so cool, there’s nobody cooler, if cool were a
country, you’d be the ruler! I love you! -em
NIQ Two years ago I told you “I arbitrary word you.” and
today more than ever, I really do Hearing it back from you, proves it’s
not arbitrary after all
NISA you are my best friend,my soul mate,I love you. HAPPY
VALENTINES DAY
NNIICCKK V Thanks for walking my drunk ass home from
beulahland! It’s been over 2 years now and I can’t imagine portland
without you. best boyfriend ever! xoxo
NOAH You’re a real swell guy and boy, would I like to go
steady with you! …So…You wanna do it or what.
NOKEY I love you! “you’re my happy meal sent from above…”
Love, your zaumbie chicken
NOONA My only lover, bringing multiple pleasures to discover.
Always loving and protecting one another. Happily I stay with you,
neatly sewn to your side.
NOT SO SECRET CRUSH North East Portland, huh? Oh well, I’d
follow you to the ends of the earth. I’ll pack the vodka, you bring
that killer smile, leave the gf at home.
NUMB NUTS hugh dancy’s got nothing on you! i like smelling
your sleeves. lets wrap up in fake fur and drink tecate till we
puke!!
NURSE JOEY, Team BeJo would be nothing if it weren’t for you.
God you’re amazing! Best girlfriend eva award goes to you! Earmark!!
Love from your Myn!
OH BUTTON MY BUTTON! Hello My Little Penguin, let’s go diving
in the ocean again, Brrrrr. Perhaps next time the whale will give you a
ride on its fins. I super love you.
OISIN Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down…
Love you bunches! The Brat
OLLIE YOUTH MEDIA You’re the best ever.
OO OO You are my One, my All, My Everything…Where else
could I find the perfect monkey/chicken hybrid, with all that that
implies? Large love, Palladio
ORGANIC B To my velotine, The last year has been the ride of
my life. This squirrel is nuts for you, darlin’. <3 *muah* ~KJ
ORIONE Thanks for the many months of adventures and cuddle
time…Looking forward to many more memories. -D
PABLO! <3 I love love love you, cuddly Nosferatu! Long may
we be making sammiches at 1am and cackling evilly past 3 <3
PAC-MAN MASTER Dear, your joystick jiggling wakes up my
hidden desire to be hunted. When you finish claiming your high score
munching pellets, it’s my cherry’s turn.
PAIGE I’m trying to think of a pickled valentines gift and
all I can think of is maybe artichoke hearts, possibly more hearts of
palm but thats redundant…
PAIGE B. I don’t need a holiday to tell you I love you but
the moment doesn’t arrive when I can tell you from a newspaper I’ll say
it from this one I love you.
PAIGY-POO YOU ROCKA MY WORLD BAYBEE! WILL YOU MARRY ME? I
WILL TREASURE YOU ALWAYS!
PAMELA I can’t believe I’m dating the hottest girl in
Portland. Hot, smart, funny, and affectionate! I hope it’s the first
Valentine’s Day of many. -Matthew
PANDA I love you! And I bet I know where you are reading this
and what you are drinking. -Buh
PANDULCITA Si, pareces como una mora y tienes sabor de
helado. Eres una cena de tres cursos en un cuerpo tan bonito, amor
PANTS thanks for making our shoebox a lil slice of heaven
& so graciously putting up with my shenanigans… you’re my
favoritest ever!! i love you so.
PANTS! You’re the sweetest and sexiest man I’ve ever met. I
hope our bleach blonde love lasts forever. xo-Cakes
PAPA BEAR even when you don’t shave and smell like fish i
still can’t keep my hands off you. i love you baby.
PAPA BEAR Thanks for the big bear hugs and especially for
Baby Bear. Love, Mama Bear
PAPA DANHART Thanks for being the best husband/papa a wife
could ever ask for. I love love love you so much. Prr to the Prr. Meow
Meow for life.
PAPI CHULO I love you more than words can ever explain! I
adore you more & more everyday. Thanks for being my “black hole”
& being the center of my universe
PASTE-O LAROO (Jan. 29th-) Countin’ down the days ’til I can
see your shit eatin’ grin an’ grab your bike messenger ass. Awe yeah.
-No really, I love you, Happy V!
PATRICK Are we still stuck with each other?
PATRICK* your smiles and laughs i adore. i am delighted by
the nrg we share. the gestures of flowers dont go unappreciated ๐ xo
-Me
PATRIKILPATRICK Wishing you a night of Pasion but no
love…
PAUL There’s no one else in the world I want to share my
plate with. You are my best friend and soulmate. I will love you
always, Michigan
PAUL We have been married for 11 years this month and have
been to heaven and hell. Through it all, I still love you!! Love, the
meanest Mean
PAULIE PRUSIK I LOVE being your partner. Love Gri Gri
Greg
PDC My Love, Your policies are poetry, your strategies prose,
I am more than enticed because your development flows. Get at me boo.
PDX
PDXL.B. If it wasn’t for your sweet loving ass I’d probably
be alone and visiting You-Porn a lot more often. Kisses, your
WLL.B.
PEA BAG GUY I think ur just Lovely! Plus u buy me Skittles
& hold my hand. U make me hear fireworks & not just when we’re
listening to them & eating strawberries.
PEANUT-BABO Roses r red,Violets r blu, I just want2say I stil
luv u.I think ur sweet,I’l make u wet down2ur feet.U make me weak,I’l
freak,if we don’t streak peekl
PEEP I love you almost as much as I love Obama – and that’s A
LOT!!! xoxo, stinky p.s. you’re really good in bed!
PEKING DYNASTY you are amazing, and together our family has
high potential to rule the world. happy valentine’s day to you all!
PEPPERS I was going to make my 1009th Tim and Eric reference
here but I won’t. I love ya, ok? Sarah.
PERI What can I say that already hasn’t been said? Will you
go get some coffee and something sweet with me? I’m still yours
forever. Nathan
PETER I adore your sweet ass! Happy Valentine’s Day. Love
you, kim
PETITE AMIE Though you probably won’t see this, I thought I’d
waste everyone’s time and have this published anyway on Oregon’s 150th
birthday. Call me a romantic.
PETITE FLOWER, When you gave me your ass, I gave you my
heart. Love, Junebug
PETRA I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but, I love
you!
PFK Lovin’ U P-Fam baby, U Knw UR part of the Familyyy Jst
Lvin’ KNNOWHTMSAYIN P-FAM4LIFE OOOOO -wwiido?
PHEASANT It’s Pigeon. I wanna ruffle you down. Make you
squawk. Build a bower. Feel you up. Damn that’s some fine tail you’ve
got.
PHYLIS Will you be my Valentine? I love you sooo much it
hurts. Your’re beautiful, charming, sexy, caring, and generous.. Love,
Eric
PIC Running faster than my legs can take me Shouting louder
than my lungs allow me… feel my embrace now.
PIGEON (Devon too) Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m still
mad, but I miss you,. Three words would make a big difference; two
words would do. Poppa
PINEAPPLE PUTTER I want to run my fingers through that sexy
apple cider mane of yours. let’s run with the prehistoric beasts. kiss
kiss. love, me.
PINK MOO I’ll Be your Mirror. I’ll feed you chik’n soup when
you’re sick,and paint lazy sunday masterpieces with you when you’re
well!LoveTimesInfinity, Emitch
PK LOVE OF MY LIFE MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS MORE EACH DAY AND
AGES LIKE FINE WINE/WHAT GIVES ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS IS THAT YOUR HEART
IS MINE! LOVE & KISSES FROM SHELLY
PLATONIC FLIRT Kevin, there isn’t anyone I would rather spend
Valentines day with. Thank you for giving me something to look forward
to, today and every day. L
PLOP Could we stay right here until the end of time, until
the earth stops turning. Wanna love you until the seas run dry. I’ve
found the one. 143
POCKET SWEETNESS if u asked me,u know i be yours,starting
things off with some polite golf applause,id try n do the best i can,
meet me in 10, i go fetch the van xxxx
POKEY I love you more then i can say and i hope that you know
it.
POLLYANNA You: tiny and sweet, drop-kicked my ass in the
middle of a Tampa grocery store. Me: just resting in the produce aisle.
i (‘ll always) love you dearly.
POO! I wanna squeeze your sexy body & never let go.Can’t
wait for our adventure…hawaii? LA? Missouri? As long as I have you,
poo! Love you!- chuchu
POOBIA Day in, day out, your beauty is bewildering. I think
you are absolutely amazing and I’ll love you forever.
POOJIBEAR My heart will always belong to you. You make me
smile like no one else can. Forever your Poojibunni
POOKER Sorry I’m an ass most of the time. I really do love
you a lot. You make me happy. Meet me in CoziTron tonight for some
electricity!!!
POOP PRINCE Oh, Furry Ham. I love you. Be my poury ween
forever? Thanks for being an island of foury in the sea of poo, and
letting me use the Netflix wrong.
POOPALICIOUS I love you! big sloppy kisses from your favorite
hairy monkey and sam the clam. smooooooch!
POOPFACE I love you ugly
POOTSIE I am learning to listen to your wisdom more and more;
please know that when I don’t, it’s a reflection of my stubbornness,
not lack of wisdom in you.
POPTART Lets spend V-day just like last year: Hot Wet and
Naked!!! I loves you and your Zombie Kisses. XXXOOO
PORTLAND Oh, pristine city, deserving urban cynosure of the
west coast. I gladly bear the slings and arrows of your detractors, and
defend you daily.
PORTLAND Remember that night we spent together? Happy hour at
the Tiger bar, dancing at the Fez, a cock N balls at voodoo. Makes the
herpes worth it.
PORTLAND FRIENDS Hasta la vista to you all. You will be
missed. Thank you for all the good times over the years. I’ll surely be
back for a visit. xxoo, TT
PORTLAND GIRLS CLUB Darci, Amie, Vannie, Natasha, Nikki,
Casey, Renee, and Izzy. Your the coolest women in the world. Much
Love
PORTLAND, DEAR, I miss you. I miss the smell
after(+before)rainfall, the hipsters, the geeks, drunks, junkies, even
the hippies+musicians.Miss me? Hope so.Love, Sally
POTATO You are similar to my Baby Tater, but bigger and
stinkier. Your yellow underarms fill me with passion. I must attack you
ASAP. -Chowchefskew
PPCW CCS rainbow star heart palm tree heart sheep
PREHENSILE ELK LOVE Love monkey! Lets go see my bloody
valentine in 3d. possess my heart… shleeva
PRETTY BABY I look forward to the day when I’m done with
school and can annoy the shit out of you in person on a daily basis
again. In a nice way. I miss you. -b
PRINCESS HUGGLESTON I fall deeper and deeper everyday. I am
yours to command, but you still haven’t passed the remote test. I love
you
PS, Passion, policy talk, & precious moments together
have burned you into my soul. I want your kisses all over my pink parts
and plump places. luv, yours
PUDDIN I know that we’re not “together” right now, but you
know I will love you forever. Please be my Secret Valentine until we
can be one again. Your Sugars
PUMPKIN Six years and counting. I love you more with every
passing day. You are my favorite. I love you bunches and bunches,
Husband
PUMPKIN Your mouthwords make me tingly all over – not just in
the lapular (;0) – and my stomachbox flutter (I swear it’s not the
wiggly rice). Your Tea Boy.
PUMPKIN CUTTER I love the way you love sneakers, art, music
and life.We have fun together.You make me smile and laugh,special
peanut head monkey pants-love Bumpkiss
PUNCHY I miss you so hard all the damn time. When can I see
you again? Is this creepy?
PUPPY To the sweetest boy on earth, I love you more than
anything in the world. You are my bumble bee, my baby bear, and I’ll
never let you go!
PURPLE PIXIE You are the cherry bomb of all Pixies and the
twinkling star in the sky! Love you forever and always!
PUSSINBOOTS we love you nerdzer…happy v-day p-town
stylee
PUSSYCAT Happy Valentines Day to the girl that makes my heart
happy! All my love, Husband
Q Sweetie, I love you and our beautiful life together. It’s
been 10 wonderful years next month. Thank you. All my love, J
QBOMB I love your red locks. I love your buttocks. I love how
you bowl. You’re the one for my soul. Happy 1st Married Valentine’s Day
Q! Love, Nixy
QUEEN ELIZABETH Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t wait
to get home and do my hot boo! i love you, my queen – you are
everything to me.
QUEEN OF THE WASTSE When the end comes, ill meet you at the
zoo. All the tiger meat and elephant ears you can handle. Road warriors
on your scoot scoot. PK hearts 2U
QUINNTUPLET u put the “q” in my “query,” darlin’! & the
hunger in mah bellaaaah! next time u fix my heater, i’m bringin’ my
tools. yums from ur italo-litho-thai.
R If you could just love yourself, then I could love you.
You’re still amazing to me. -K
RACHEAL your mom couldn’t spell but she sure could make a
person!! I love you TRAMP… your BFF
RACHEL I can’t wait for our baby to be born. Happy Valentine,
Lover. -Jon
RACHEL P J MMMMyyyy love! It took 13years but we have all
that we desired and more. Just one thing left and thats for you to be
my Valentine. Kisses, ME
RACHELL-O On this, the hallmark-iest day of the year, I send
you honest and true wishes of caring, love, and happiness. Let’s go get
a beer!
RACHELLLLL Girl, you make me wanna stop fucking dogs. Real
talk. <3 Douglas
RAD AMERICA Your sq.ft. is
TOTALLY TIGHT! Can we take it to the next level? Lets assemble an
archetypal team and save the world by 2012. Thanks for being so
RAD!!
RAGGAMUFFIN First you vomitted all over my clothes. The next
time, you vomitted all over my arms and feet. All along you were
vomitting love all over my heart!
RAINBOW WARRIOR My favorite adventurer, show me YOUR secret
spot. Candy, cupcakes, cuddles in your amazing bed…WOMAN I love you
SOMUCH. Moped to South America soon?
RANA 7 years! We have come so far and we have so much left to
do. Lets do it together… in bed.
RANDY You mean more to me than all the bacon in the worl and
more than soft cat food to the kitty. Love, Kandi & Nino
RANDY BEE You make me smell. You make me squirm. I wanna kiss
your knee pits and Cry all over your hair. Get over here and sweat on
me! You Goblin! You Prince!
RANSOM I can’t believe it! You have got to be the hottest,
sexxiest dyke in PDX. It blows my mind and heart when I think of how
lucky I am. xoxo
RAQUELITA CAROLINA Princess Unicorn….your Horn can Pierce
the Sky as it pierces my Heart! XO
RAYCHLZ N LIVZ. I LUV YR NOSES AND YR BUNZ!!! YR 4EVR MY FAVZ
MISTAKES OH EIGHT! WHEREVER THIS LIFE TAKES US I’LL MEET YOU ALL THE
WAY! <3 YR FAVORITE BUNNIES!xxx! <3
RAYCHUL ROBOT Thru all the heartbreaks, “that’s nots”, best
days, worst days, you’ve met me all the way. Thank-u for holding my
hand thru it ALL. Stingrayvi 4 life!
REBECCA S. Sweeter than all the berries in the world. I enjoy
every moment that we are together. You are the best art I’ve ever seen.
-i love u
RED I miss our Thursday night date nights! Wishing you a
speedy recovery! I <3 You! xoxo PINK
REDHAIREDMIRACLE iKnewFromTheMomentiSawYou,ThatiWantedYou.iDidn’tKnowThatOnceiKnewYou,YouWouldBeAlliCouldEverWantInAFriendAndALover.LetsMakeEachOtherHappyForever.
RENEE T You give so much happiness. You allow life to be
easy. Your positive outlook on life is admired by everyone especialy
me. I love you!!
RENEE, MY BELOVED In all the years we have left together, let
nothing come between us. Except maybe Zippy. ๐
REX Oh wayfarer, wandering troubadour, pork cookie… Your
radiant mustache captivates me and is unrelenting in its hold. Happy
mid-February! <3, Hazel
RICHIE You are a sea of goodness; you are a sea of love. Te
quiero por vida. Tu wifey, la Bonnie.
RIGHT HAND Thanks for always being there for me.
RIN Fishnets tonight. Or else, no nookie. I love you!
Grumpypants
RINDY To the sexiest girl in the ptown. Loving you is where
its at baby. Here’s to many more great years together. Love K.D.
RKELLYJARULON My darling. It’s my pleasure & privilege to
cavort about this town with you. FUCK romance, you my BFF are what i
want & I need! Olive juice 4ever!! xo
RO You can make lies real, You can make me feel, Like
drinking wine in the shade all afternoon
ROMAN Your passionate love could never be bland, you are
almost too hot for this white girl to stand.I love with all of my
heart! U R my Juan in a million.
RON TOMS You’re still my sunshine in Portland and the only
reason I’ll keep coming back. We’ll be dirty old curmudgeons together
someday.
RONNIE This will be a good experience for both of us… when
we prove them all wrong! Just don’t say no brother, I’ll never leave
Montana. Love you!
RORRY DI’m your muse, and you’re my messiah. I love your art,
your brain, the way you make me laugh, all your complications. You’re
the one, baby!
ROSE GARDEN CHEF I’ve never regretted packing a backpack and
leaving it all behind with you. Our life is better, brighter, and…
this is just beginning. I love you!
ROXY EPOXY Thank you for everything over all these years. You
are truley my best friend and the love of my life. Yours always,
Drat.
ROY C.H. <3 Honey, you are my rock. I never knew it could
be so good. You understand me, support me and best of all, you love me
– for me. I’m yours, always. xo e
RUBY’S DAD YOU are the gem of MY eye. i love you baby.
RUTHIE MY QUEEN You make me so freakin happy and complete me
in every way. I’d follow you off the edge of the Earth just to be by
your side. Love You…
RY GUY You rock my world And tickle my fancy! I love you,
kiddo. You make my life taste sweet. Thank You.
RYAN All I want to do is taste your rainbow!
RYAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are so damn sexy! Love you more each
day So happy to share my life with you I’ll be beside you when the
walls come crashing down
RYAN Let me take you d o w n kuz I’m going to s t r a w b e r
r y f i e l d s ! Happy V-day to you, LOVER!!! Marry me, OK? Love,
Jules
RYAN L X3.I am sorry that I guess I was not the “someone
better” to come along for you. I do truelly love u and wished that we
could b together forever-nkm
RYAN S. Snuggletown! Poison! Raccoons! Bursting Yogurt Pipes!
Do you still have that list of why the sex is so fantastic? I have so
much more to add!!!!!!!!!!
RYAN WOLF Ryan my Lion! The man, the legend…& the man
of my dreams! Let’s chug some whiskey & start a fight somewhere. I
love you THIS MUCH!!
RYE & EHREN **********You are my heart…your boy loves
you sooooooo much!! *********
RYGUY You get me real spun up. Nothing new. I’m just in love
with you. -Shannon
S-PUFF You are a delight. I often dream of what you would
taste like if you were a cheese cake. I hope when you die I can use
your ashes in a cheesecake.<3
S.S. YO BEEEYATCH! I loves it when you get down with yo’
FREAKY SELF in my B-room. My man Walnut gets all our best shit on his
video phone. BOOYA!
S.S. WANGATRON i want to rub bacon grease on your man parts
and feast like a fat girl.I’m so lucky i met you.beep bop boop!!fuck
the rest baby. i love you.
SAM shwty ur the hawtst ur not my man,:( but u once were let
me gass up my jet i wnt ur body, need yar body let me put dis big gurl
in ur life~
SAM Thank you for taking such good care of us, you’re an
amazing Man and the love of my life. Love Always B.B
SAM You’re the best thing to ever happen to me. These past 3
months have been amazing and I’ve loved every moment I spend with you.
<3 Tony
SAM ADAMS roses are red, violets are blue, I say hells yeah
and totally forgive you.
SAM BISNETTE I think we should see other people! You fart to
much,call me some time for coffee when your a little bit less
gassy.
SAM NOT THAT ADAMS Bubblegum Sam has my heart. Ah lover and
perfect equal – I’m lucky. Ditto to the Lady.
SAMANTHA We go together like asparagus and bacon; totally not
vegan. But that’s how I like it!
SAMANTHA LILY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING! In the short
time I’ve known you, you’ve showed me how amazing things come in short,
pale packages! Happy V-Day hon!
SANDI Honey is sweet; but it ain’t nothing next to baby’s
treat. And if you’ll pardon me, I’d like to say..we’d do okay..forever
in blue jeans. Love Missy
SANDSCAPE my love for U grows each day. your integrity,
vision, truthfulness, authenticity + sexy wrists and ankles keep me
coming back for more. pass the kale
SAOFOIR With all of my love, all of my heart, forever and
always, your girl. I will spend my whole life living up to the love you
give me.
SARA Oh how I pine for you on these long days. Sad that we
are not in the shire anymore. But we shall meet again my love. Perhaps
in China. <3 LOLZ
SARA You’re in my heart every day. You call me every day, you
laugh when I hug you, you sing about me. I am so lucky. Thank you. Also
you smell nice. -T
SARA D & MAXINE V Here’s to the two gals that always make
a bad day shine a lot brighter. Love, love and forever
love!โDaddy
SARAH i guess it’s unconditional. i can’t wait until you are
my old gray butch wifey. xoxox, your baby (who knows that you hate
valentine’s day)
SARAH I wuv you, my sexy snuggle muffin
SARAH To my one and only for life. I love you soo… much!!
Happy Valentines Day my love
SARAH FACE Third times a charm, right? You’re too rad for
words and have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. I am truly grateful
to have you in my life.
SARAH HECK I love you Bad Girl, We will have fun on
Valentine’s Day (you know what I mean)good times, sexy times!!! Dress
up for me!!! Love, John “punk rock”
SARAH SAND here’s to pouring chocolate on your hot body
rubbing my hands over your sexy body and making love with you. this is
the best ever. keep smiling. DW
SARAH VON WATERMELON You’ve had my breathless since the day I
first laid eyes on your oh-so perfect bangs. Maybe one day you’ll love
me as much as Pablo? Xoxo. Boy Boy.
SARAHFACE GIRLFRIEND unicorn zombie lover, i miss our studio
sexy time. lets have a reluctant garage sale and go get saved at food
bank church. no? well, fuck you off then
SASA I love you and miss you sister, and I’ll be home so
soon! Then we can drink, fight, make delicious vegan food and live
happily ever after. Love, Huhu
SASHA Your dog ate my shoes, Your fish spent my money, and
you stole my heart! Luv ya Kiddo! P.S. Sorry I’m Broke and my car
sucks!
SCARECROW Cheeto Chavez will put a fruitcut on your head so
big that every jalapeno hunter in the city will be pursuing your
Cojones! . . p.s. wuuuuuuv youuuu!
SCHMIMBERLY I love being with you and the wonderful life we
share together. You’re the best & I love you with all my heart!
Love Always, Steve
SCHMOOPIE Forever. K? Mark
SCHMOOPIE U’re the msalt of my earth, mi cielo y mar. Thanx
for everything you bring daily and knightly, and for ever, I love you,
Olga…
SCHMOOPIEWHOOPIEKINS You are the Sookie to my Bill. The ones
from the show, not the books. I could kick Stephen Moyers ass.
SCHTUBBIE Leda loves you. I do too. -Brina
SCOOT I got a fever that only more cowbell will cure, Shinshe
shinshe? Love, your hota.
SCOOTY PATOOTY ur my sweet cuddle muffin, like having my own
big kitten to hold. Luvs u XOxo dRooK.!
SCOTT C. Punkin,You are adorable. Thx 4 tea daily, cooking
deliciously, kissing me everywhere, working so hard, and all the music.
Heart, Kitten (rawr EVEN)
SCOTT G. You’re my favorite & I adore you. This past year
has been fantastic! Lets keep lovin’ each other. We are good at it. xox
Caroline
SDG I miss you and wanted to say i’m sorry and love you. Even
if it is from a distance. happy valentines day, hope the many treat you
well… k
SEA OH Fake Sea Oh hasn’t got a thing on you. You’re sweeter
than a 3 egg day. Nothin’ in the ‘verse can stop you now.
SEAN All that I’ve seen All that I’ve known All that Ive
looked for And all that I’ve found Is nothing compared To having you
around. Mom
SEAN Just wanted to let you know how much I love you! I
appreciate everything you do for me, and you’re the best boyfriend!
๐
SEAN My husband, my best friend, my valentine, my hairdresser
– my everything. I love you to pieces! Please be my Valentine Forever!
xoxo – PINK
SEAN-O-THAN i love you, boogie man. nothin gets me hotter
than shakin my ass with you. we teach em how to dance! thanks for
shining your light so bright. love LM
SEASON You are such an amazing and strong woman. I wake up
each day feeling lucky to be your husband. Here’s to many more years
together.
SECRET 963 In a new relationship with my Secret 963. Taking
things slow at first, but work great together! I want to ask my Secret
963, Will You Be My Valentine?
SEME… You are in my blood. I can’t help it. We can’t be
anywhere except together. I love you Seme. Happy Valentines Day.
~Uke
SENOR SEXY PANTS Happy Hallmark Day & Happy Friday the
13th! Love you roomie! Big Country be damned! Kisses, Ol’ Rough
Spot
SERVICE INDUSTRY BOY Here’s to the fellas serving coffee,
dishing out food, and mixing drinks. You are all cute and I have
crushes on every single one of you.
SESHETA in your crosseyed world it must be nice to roll in
the sun on the pavement and give me sweet joy in sharing your life with
me these 14 years love you!
SETH I can’t stop thinking about you. I get crazed when i
think about touching your body. mmm…hot! when are you going to call
me back? xoxo
SETH let’s ride our bicycles, eat taco bell, get wasted on
cheap beer, and do it a lot. i’ll even be on top! you are my partner in
crime. love, jocelyn.
SETH You are so witty and you love your crossword puzzles and
I love you and our kids. Grow your beard again…love your dark little
valentine.
SETHY I must be the luckiest woman alive to have found
someone as amazing as you! I love you more than words could ever
say.
SEVI-LICIOUS “I am a crazy fool for you babe!” Love yeah!
SEXY BABES IN PDX: Siouxshe Spice, Debra Jean Danger, Kary
Blaze, and the sexy sisters Carolyn and Kathleen. Just 3.5 more years
and I’m coming home! Love, Joshua
SEXY BITCH! We may be celebrating Valentines on the 13th,
instead of the 14th, but I’m excited to be alone with you, well almost
alone .LOL You are wonderful!
SFM I adore you!
SHAD who works at plaid here’s an ad to say you’re rad hope
you’ll be glad or I’ll be mad =D
SHADOW How many crazy days and nights has this gone on for?
You drive me madd!!!! Love you forever and a day Wierdo Raven
SHANA my love for you grows each year you bring me
joy,laughter,and loads of cheer this is a reminder if it’s not heard
enough I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU FOREVER!
SHANNON You are the shit my baby. Red Wings forever!!! I’m so
glad that I’ve meet you…John
SHANNON MCD My hot Irish lover. I really really really like
you. Let’s go somewhere romantic soon. We can smile uncontrollably.
Like always. <3 Elliott
SHANZ OLIVIA WILBUR You kids are amazing. I LOVE YOU ALL SO
MUCH. SO, SO MUCH. Our drill is one that shall pierce through the
heavens! Love to you, from FRANCE!
SHANZINI You are so kickass! You have the brain of a thousand
babes and your compassion is totally in fashion. I wish you love and
light in whatever you do.-EZ
SHARKY-POO! YOU’RE SO BAD ASS THE WAY YOU MOUNT YOUR 3RENSHO
YOU RIDE IT HARD ALL AROUND TOWN. MAYBE TONIGHT YOU WILL MOUNT AND RIDE
ME THAT HARD!
SHAWN you are sooo gonna triple word score tonight…LOVE
laura
SHAWN-Y you make shoe insoles sexy and epsom salts erotic.
baby, let’s dine on free cheese samples and public fountain
water…forever.
SHAWNA I couldn’t ask for a better sistah than you! Thanks
for making me feel like part of the fam dammily! <3 Jenney
SHAY R (ARRRGH!) HEY EVERYONE! SHAY’S MY BESTEST FRIEND AND
Y’ALL NEED TO KNOW THAT!!! Just wanted you to know that I ( we) <3
you and the pigieons. Lurve -s-
SHELAGH, BRIGHT BLIP In such a world, Shelagh, you are a
bright blip in darkness, an inspiration and a mentor beyond wild
expectation. What a song, spending days with you.
SHELL PANTS You know that I love to drink IPAs with you and
call you at the ass crack of dawn…don’t ever leave portland lady.
SHEM, I’m grateful for the good times we have in Sodom. The
sleazy raccoon said you like my carpet.You’re so sweet, I’ll get you a
wooden gyroid.Love,Puhmat
SHOGO you are the most badass hubby ever.lets grow old
together and get a big porch and lots of guns and eat biscuits and
gravy for ever!
SHORTER THAN MOST I love the way you can make me laugh and
make fun of me and act like you aren’t. I love the way you look in your
polka dot panties. Mostly I love you.
SHRIMPY Me, CerPanda, CerPickles, Bacon, PillowPoe, Devious,
Lobster, Sparkles, and Bleh want to say we love you, Penguino does not
approve of this message.
SHWEET THANG! Hey gojus girl! You’re a saint to have put up
with me through The Quitting. Back to being Mr. Low Maintenance. I’m
your cactus, shweethaart.
SIEBENUNDVIERZIG oh missionary of bus, there’s glass between
us! here’s to much EVOLution, matters of ratios, your demons breath on
my skin…into thee abyss my love!
SIERRA <3 Happy V-Day! What more can I say that you
haven’t already heard before! You are an amazing, beautiful person who
I LOVE very much and miss everyday!<3
SILLY PANTS You are the last but you are also the first. You
are the best and have never been the worst. More than the world, you
mean the universe to me.
SILVER DOLLAR SARAH I had such the hots for you. You don’t
even know. If we had ever gotten down with the air hockey i am sure it
woulda made you hella copulate with me.
SIPHAT MEN I loves you, forever and ever and ever! Smoochie
bootchie’s
SIPPI CUP Eye heart ewe. Will you go to Mt. Tabor with me in
the freezing cold and watch a cloudy sunset over Hawthorne? Check one:
Yes or No.
SIR Thank you for your guidance. Because of you, I’m becoming
the sub I’ve always needed to be. Your property, F.
SISTER SARA, My best friend, my music guru, provider of Star
Wars and fantastic style; How would I live my life without you? I would
never know what to wear….
SJG Sarah, I’m so glad I’ve had the opportunity to get to
know you so well. I really value our time together and our marathon
phone convos! xoxo
SJM/OSEPH/OWL/BABE I keep forgettin we’re not in love
anymore,I keep forgettin things will never be the same again…You are
in my heart forever.Smile and enjoy life.LKT
SKITTLES Although you are more like chicklets, I love my
little fairythug more each day. Love Daddy
SKYLER Puedes me escribar veinte poemas de muerto y una
cancion de amor, pero no me importa. Ya te quiero. Vamos al sud…o
cualquier lugar. Besos, Corina
SLAVEGIRRL From the moment that we met you knew I was the
one.Five years together prove you were right.Thank you for all of
it.I’m yours Panda bear I love you!!!
SLOBIN LYSOL You are so hot baby, you drive me crazy!
SMITTEN KITTEN rock your sexy!! i want to savor your body in
every which way*~
SMOKEY (THE DEER) YOU SET MY BUSH ON FIRE !! IM GLAD YOU
DIDENT PREVENT THIS FOREST FIRE !! LOVE YOU XOXO MOSSTAFARI
SMOKEY BEAR I love our snuggle time – I wish we could stay in
bed forever. Can’t wait to be your wife and go to Paris. I love you, I
love you, I love you.
SMOOCHARIFICUS my little Tiger, huffalump, cuddle bear,
smoochie. i love you so much. bff!!! love always & always, s.
SMOOGINCON You are one in a million! Squatting our beach
house, sex in the theater, xtube, reading in the sun, being silly. Want
to know you forever, I love you.
SMUGGLER You’re super busy, me sort of. But we handle stress
well, right? yes. soon we will be eating pizza in bed & this time
next year, professionals..what?
SNARFLE BARFLE Every day is a good day when you bring me home
candy from work. I love you! Don’t forget the candy.
SNARFLE BARFLE weezee sneezee woozle wuzzle huggys and
wuggys
SNATCH & LAUREN You two’s are my favorite lezbos by far!
I know, I know “you’re not gay”. Whatevs. Happy VD anyway, The one and
only Sally Kane
SNOOGIE-WUMPKINS Hey Pookie-Pooh! Who’s my little umpy-gumpy
sniggity-wiggums? Yes, you are! You are my special little snuggy-punkin
fresh from the Cutie Factory!
SNOOKEY Cute as a button Something else that’s followed by
Chicken bock bock bock
SNOOKIE WOOKUMS Even though this whole situation is totally
effed up…I hope you’ve enjoyed all the weird times as much as I have!
Love, Snuggly Wuggly Huggle Buns
SNOOP DOUG I wish I was your bicycle seat. Happy Valentines
day, my love.
SNOOPY snoopy, each day with you is a treasure i don’t care
that your cat attacks me, you’re the one that makes me purr! love until
forever, your honey bear.
SNOOPY POO PUNKINPIE You are moms true love. I love you more
than all your spots. You r my sunshine, my happiness, my reason for
waking up each day. i love you, valentine.
SNUGGLE BUNNY You are my homey, my best friend, love of my
life. Will you be mine? Always? I love you sooo much. Chocolate Kisses,
Your Homey
SNUGGLE BUNNY. There is no one else that I could possibly be
happier with. You make me calm when I need to be calm and fill my days
with laughter and fun.I love you!
SNUGS MCKENZIE I am so excited that in six months, I will be
your Mrs. I wouldn’t trade the years we’ve spent together for anything
in the world. LOVE YOU!
SNUSTIN I want to snu you in the face forever!
SONCI I want you so bad. I want to touch you. I want to have
you. To have my way with you. The way I want to. I love your tight
little butt.
SONG TO SAY GOODBYE I think you may have once loved me. I
can’t be sure anymore. I am yours. I was yours. I will miss you.
Goodbye.
SONJA L Shining inside you is a golden star, flooding your
world with golden light & joyful music! Keep our gentle love warm
& growing strong in it’s rays….
SOONABE I wanted to get you a diamond-heart necklace, but
then I remembered you’re not tacky. You’re literally the opposite. And
I love you. Viva Septiembre!
SOPHIA You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.. you make me
happy when skies are gray. You’ll never know babe, how much I love you.
Happy V Day!
SOPHIA M. Dear Sophia You are my true love. I can not wait to
smother My self in your Sweet Sweet Voluptuous Bootie give me the
Bootie. Happy Valentine.
SOPHIE BOMBSHELL!!! a single thing wrapped tightly round us,
since we are poor a warmth Here, now The rendezvous. – exrp. W.
Stevens. I cannot wait for our rendezvous!
SOUZWA you are my shining star – T
SPARKY “what a beautiful face i have found in this place…”
i love you SO much and can’t wait to marry you. nubs baby. <3 your
soonabe
SPIDER MONKEY! Please stay latched on to me and dont let go.
You make me feel like a school boy, a school boy that desperately wants
to make love to u! 8===D ~~ o-:
SPONDULIX Almost nineteen years/Married. It’s stilll brand
new to me/My gubba, always!
SPOT 79 Your leaving rips my heart out. Please put it in your
pocket and carry it with you forever. Loving you always and all ways,
Your Bloody Valentine
SQUASH BLOSSOM My little Pumpkin Flower. Let’s get married
and then have twin sons. I love you about a quarter inch. Your tough
and sexy lovin man.
SQUID TOP you french great.
SQUIRRELL You’re terrific. I’m glad we’re still friends. I
love you alot. You will always be my squirrell. Love Bear.
SQUISH BUN 69 I love how your balls smell like cumin as they
lay across my nose. Let’s get “nassy” and play “that’s good” until we
scream. Happy valentine’s day!
SQUISHY I know that you don’t believe in Valentine’s Day but
because of my name I cannot help myself. I love you so much and am so
glad that you are mine!
ST LOUIS Scout, state-lines cannot stop our love. I sense yr
graceful frisbee chomp in another zip code; my bed is always round and
hairy 4 u. Love Stella
ST. CARL Marry me again? Third time’s the charm. Make my
dinner, I’ll fix the door. Bruise my knee and I’ll slap your ass. I
will always want you. Love, joebob
STARSCREAM you captured my heart the moment you started
chasing me like a velociraptor. I love spending my mornings with you.
Happy 7 month anniversary 2/14!
STARSKI You are my mexican dream and light of my life. Glad
to be racing cars and pulling pranks with you by my side. Hutch
STEFAN! O HAI! Taking a blade to my stockings and a resonator
to my psyche, you captured my heart in the most glorious of ways. I
adore you darling! <3
STEFANIE A. God, I love that woman. Everyone does! And she’s
single, too, at the moment. Someone worthy should really get on the
stick about that.
STEFANOVNA Linus! Thank you for co-piloting our crazy train
for ELEVEN surprising and ridiculous years. I love the SHIT outta YOU!
Yer the tits, babe! XellifantX
STEPH & JEFF UR2QTPIs! Mermaids say “eeee!” and freckles
are like stars in the sky. The Sea-kids think you are wonderful and
we’re glad you found each other. Love!
STEPHANIE Rose’s are red, Violets are blue, I love eating
pumpkin pie …
STEPHANIE Steph, you have always been my true love. i think
you know that. i’m sorry your boyfriend is not around, but since he’s
not, wont you be my valentine?
STEPHEN Bittersweet lives. Stickysweet car sex. Moments too
real to trust. I Love You. Besitos!
STEPHEN Make me real. I can’t stop thinking about you and
wondering what if.
STEPHEN J., i am so glad i married you. the day we traipsed
aroudn buying a ukulele and getting food poisoning was the best day in
my life. you’re wonderful.
STEVE I promise to always love and protect your little boy.
(And I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him.) Happy 10th
sweetie! All my love, Kim
STEVE – You are the most amazing & loving person. I am so
lucky to have you in my life. I love you & look forward to our life
together! Rainbows & sunbeams…
STICKS, Be my Trotskyite Valentine? xxooxx, me
STINKER POT You are my sweet baby and I love you with or
without your beard! Thanks for all your loves. Ohio’s a sucker for
letting you go! xo, lg
STINKY WHIZZLETEETS Anuses are red, My balls are blue, On
February 14th, I shall deflower you!
STRAWBERRY STEPHCAKE Sweet Strawberry Stephcake, when we
first met we made art from hangers. Then Halloween and fungus, kisses
and stop signs. Then babies and home. I luvU
STRIPPYLONGSTOCKING Thanks for sticking with me, even when
I’m a jerkodon. Also, thanks for the boobs. How about another 10
years?
STROKEMASTER I didn’t expect a drunken night out to lead to
so many decadent days. This St. Valentine’s will you still be my
special secret surprise honey lover?
STUART I am honored to be your love nerd. You are an amazing
and sensational person. I love you.
SUGAR BIRD Thank you for having my little bird
SUGAR SOCKETS You, my divine and darkly darling wombat, are a
perplexing puzzle I will never tire of; you are the softest-skinned and
smartest, and I am so lucky.
SUGARLIPS I’m so humbled that our life journeys have brought
us together.My love for you is so incredibly deep.You are the FIRST,
that I have loved this much.XO
SUGRMUFNPIEANGLCAKES You are amazing, talented, beautiful!
Anyone would feel lucky to call you sweetheart! I am honored that you
choose me to stand by your side. I Love U!
SUJOY Honey, you’re my dream come true. I love you!!
–iyou
SULTAN OF SPIN ;P Happy V-day! It’s been fun w/ lots of
laughs for 6 months. I could say UR amazing in general but UR ego is on
the verge of harmful as is ๐ Sunshine
SUMY Thank u 4 laughing at my jokes, getting me drunk &
getting up 2 walk the boy even when you’re tired. Also for the bangin’
the doin’ it & the socks
SUPER CHEIF GBM I love you and cannot imagine a life without
you. Let’s make this year our best yet. Love always, Smelly
SUPER SECRET DATIE! Hey Datie! You better watch out because
I’m gonna grab your pillow and give you a bear trap! You sexy little
baby, gimme that butt!
SUPERLOUNGE PARTNER B.E.S.O.S. for you B. Between E. Enduring
S. Sweaty O. Ozone-depleting S. Sex I love you sweet baby. Happy
(day-after) V-day.
SUPERMAN In these crazy times, you’re the one thing I never
question. I do need air, but I need you too. Never enough room to say
all you mean to me. <3 Kitten
SUPIEMAN Dave save the day! Seriously, you keep me sane. I
love you more than ice-cream and orgasms, (that’s ALOT of love, btw.)
Kisses in naughty places, V
SUSAN In 30 years of booms and busts you are still my
greatest source of comfort and joy!
SUZY G. I know I’m quoting a Phish song only because you told
me so. Thanks for all the fleecy and hippie times a cat could ever
want… Love Trailer
SWEDISH SISTER I’ve got your back. When were fighting our way
out the zombie infested ruins of whatever city that is, you know I’ll
always give you “peels”.
SWEET AND PUPPY thank you ladies. you’ve brought more love
into my life than i imagined possible. i’m forever yours. the
grump.
SWEET ANNE I love you more than Ben loves sock and Britney
loves Cheetos. xoxo your Lex
SWEET BABYDOLL LOVER Come upstairs, my basement lover, and I
will shower you with kisses. Let’s smooch until you-know-who squirms in
between us. I love you the mostest.
SWEET BEAR Thank you for the delicious way you coax my clit
boner. I’m looking forward to going old with you. You’re the
handsomest! I love you. -Caca Nose
SWEET C I know you are not sure about your place in my heart,
but am sure you will always be in my heart. You deserve all my
love.
SWEET HOT Thanks for lovely love and so many gazeel! I love
you!
SWEET MISS CHIBI i miss you everyday. i cannot wait for us to
be together again. until then, my love.
SWEET PEA You are the best girl ever. I love you, from your
soft brown eyes to your Chicago eyebrow. I want to spend the rest of my
life with you.โรดโข Smokey
SWEET POTATA our love grows stronger with every embrace and
kiss. your lips are the sweetest cherries. your eyes shine like an
endless sky. your smile = my smile.
SWEET PRINCESS NILLA To my true love and best friend… I
love you so got-dang much! Happy Valentines baby!! Can you believe I
spent $50 to have this in print?! -Deadly
SWEET RACHEL Will you be my Valentine? We could go for
pedicures, dinner at Blossoming Lotus and then out to party the night
away. I love you sweetheart! Mel
SWEET SATAN I always hold you close to my heart. You mean o
so much to me and i will worship you for all eternity.
SWEET SWEET ELLIOTT L is for lady which is me and not you O
is for oooh lady again me V is for vodka beer and also versimilitude E
is irrelevant – be my valentine?
SWEET TREAT Let’s be lovers and pounce-n-bounce all about for
always, ok? Gazeel me please! You turn me into a heppy crazy loon, and
I love you for it. Plus love!
SWEET XANDER Thanx so much for the prom dress! My secret is
safe with you. Although I will be a famous actress in LA next year, you
will always be my true love.-CC
SWEET, SWEET SCOTT your belief in me will always be
recognized. I love you every day. Plus that you bought me earplugs to
drown out your horrible snoring. LUV U J
SWEETBUNS Thank you for loving me and being the mother of our
dog and splitting ounces with me. You are the love of my life. -You
Know Who
SWEETIE DEPORTEE I love you as much as the number of
snowflakes that fell during our snuggle fest holiday. Proud of your
music and writing. Your happiness is my sun.XO
SWEETIE MCPEETIE I love you so much. Thank you for being a
wonderful, supportive husband. I’m lucky to have you in my life. Love
you!
SYD! One of the very few REAL people in this godforsaken
city, thank you for not sucking and ALWAYS getting it. now lets GET THE
FUCK OUT! luvuSOMUCH.
T-BAG You dance to the beat, shuffle your feet, wear a shirt
and tie and run with the freaks, but you love the shit outta you. Love
sha-nae-nae
T-BIRD you handsome motherfucker. always making me smile, and
shit. i love you.
TABHA U call me loppy bear & kitten. I call u pappy. U
make my heart pitter patter. I love lurve luh joo, always &
forevers (& evers). xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxo
TABITHA ILY When i first met you i could have never predicted
what i was in for. 14 months later i still cant. but im loving every
minute. I love you.
TACIA You are the moon at my midnight. The Wind in my hair.
My sanity and my Love. Without whom I would be completely lost. I love
you now and forever. <3
TAJA You may not be as pretty as Paul Rudd, or as awesome. I
don’t know where I was going with that. We should go to OMSI some
time.
TAMARA With eyes wide open I look with eager anticipation to
the future When I look to the past I stare not into the shadows I love
you.
TAMMY I’M PREGNANT okay, i’m a guy and can’t get pregnant but
if i could i wish it would be yours! you keep stocking me and me
you-ha… laugh here. kenny loggins
TANNA BANANNA on a private beach in mexico, one beautiful
blond, two lovers, four blue eyes staring deeply, and 20 toes in the
sand… no place i would rather be!!!
TARA B Happy V Day baby cakes. Love you more than ever. 18th
street forever! -Trouble in the NE
TARAS, MY HUSBAND Remember our first date? We swam across
Thetis lake just chatting away and I forgot to be scared of fish. I
really hoped you’d fall in love with me.
TART U make me go Gigiddy Gigiddy Goo Aaawwwriiite. love
fafa, caveman
TASHA love you so much! don’t know what i’d do without boobs
and pot
TASHA H. I was too cheap to actually get you a real card…no
surprise there.
TATER You are the kif on my bowl, the foam on my cafe au
lait, the cashews in my pineapple fried rice, a great friend, lover,
and P.I.C… love always, TOT
TAYA I love you more than I could ever express with words
alone. You amaze me with your focus and dedication. Thank you for
everything you do for US!
TAYLORMADE Awed by your body’s strength and symmetry, you
caught my heart with your eyes; you felt we shared past lives – so did
I, can we still share this one?
TBF: Call me “Reno” one more time and I will butt you up so
bad it’ll make your head spin. Oh, and I love you times a million of
them. Immunitah.
TEAGUER – I LOVE U more than words can tell U give me grief I
give you hell We rise above and conquer all WOLVERINES! is our call I
luv u way mass-Baby I dig ur ass!
TEAM S I’m proud to be on your team. Love your face. -S
TEEBERS, this is what? our 6th vday together? aww, yeah. and
our first as a married couple (of nuts). here’s to a zillion more, my
mfeo love! you are my world.
TEEN2TEEN Teen2Teen, you safersex lovin’ educators, Thank you
for your energy, passion, your love of delicous snack food, and the
change you make in the world!
TERRI We’ve come this far. Let’s keep being followers of each
other. I’ll promise to be out of the cocoon by the time you return.
I’ll always love you.
TEX Thanks for being my chevalier in the Year of the Ox–
It’s already been life-alteringly Awesome. Now, you owe me some
karaoke. Naked. –tenderly, m
THE BEAN I am really happy we are building our lives together
and for all of the wonderful things you are. Lovings! All Kinds!
THE COLONEL Almost 5 years on, I’m still madly in love with
you. I couldn’t have chosen anyone better to help me raise Poppy or
Cupcake. Te adoro todo el tiempo.
THE ICE QUEEN Last Feb. 14 you were my melting girlfriend.
Now you’re my smoking-hot wife. Be my Valentine: always & forever.
With love, your husband, Mr. Wonderful
THE LADY OF OUR HOME your the best roommate. I love sharing
our home together. You’re the special lady in my life. I will always
lift heavy things for you. love you.
THE LIE SISTERS Proper Eats and improper treats fill me with
little smiley-faced sunshines and thoughts of Minnaloushe. Also,
Courtney, Carl, Gabe, Ben, Chad, Mason
THEO Your sassy humor, your charming wit. I Don’t know what
my existence would be without you. Love is no stranger here. Tater
McGee
THEOLA I train scream in my mind every time I see you. I
fucking love you & I can’t imagine my life without you. Lets make
out in the back of my volvo.
THERISA You are the love of my life and always am thinking of
you. I would hope that you do the same. love always James
THUNDERPOOPS Saw you at the Brass Boy, I’d like to tap that
ass If you will let me…
TIDO BANDIDO I want nothing more than to lay with you,
feeling your clean teeth and exhilarated panting against me while you
devour bone.
TIFFANY MARIE you are the onlyy one for me
TIGER 2 years ago today you thanked me for “coming” in this
very same way. Now it’s my turn to thank you for staying. I hope the
ride never ends babe!
TIGER MONKEY! Every day I am grateful that we were brought
together. You are beyond wonderful! I am yours, always. Happy Stupid
Mushy Day, your loving Honey Bee
TIGER SWEET T. You are absolutely, positively the LOVE of my
life! I will follow you into every forest and up every (non-technical)
mountain. Thou art treasured!!!
TITSLABBER Remember that note I once left on your bike? Well,
the note is true: I love you like the wind and you give me a boner.
Love, PWWF
TIZZCO I love you and all your craziness. BFF. Banana
TMA2006 You stopped my world in it’s tracks. Made me rethink,
rebuild and really live. I adore and admire you. My hubby, Big Poppa,
best friend. luv, fuz-Z
TMG Oh, I could drink a case of youuuuuu … and I’d still be
on my feet, darling, I’d still be on my feet. Love, RMG
TO MY SWEETEST BABS I love you so much I could never live
without you. You are my lover and best friend. Thank you drums, sparks,
the jolly and melissa.
TO PATTY MY LOVE, YOU ROCK, YOU ROLL,YOUR DEAR TO MY SOUL/TWO
HEARTS WHEN APART/DEEPLY MISSING YOUR GOOD NIGHT KISSING/SO GLAD YOU’RE
MY WIFE CAUSE YA WITH ME 4 LIFE! s
TOBER You are number one in my heart!I love you the mostest!
I love the way you do your hair. I love how for me you will always
care. Your lovie, boyfriend.
TOBI ASS no doubt about the chemistry,but you didnt give me
time to learn the rules to ur game!it wouldnt take long to master your
fetish.im a quick one
TODD You are the one I care for, the one I adore,I want to
give you the world, and so much more! XOXOXOXO
TOI I’m so glad I started thumb-wrestling with you! You’ve
been such a bright presence in my life this past year. Wanna sleep in
on Saturday? Breakfast?
TONSERS!!! Obviously yer super-cute-why else ya gotta nudge
me with yer foot to get me outta bed with you? Lets travel the world
all day and hold tight all nite!
TONY! TONI! TONE! I can’t believe we met through CL Casual
Encounters… and waited two weeks to have sex. You’re the best thing
to happen to me in years. I love you.
TONYA G.! I love you, you amazing sweet Hazelnut Princess,
Wonder Woman, Supergirl, cool and fly Awesome Bridie!! Marry Me Again,
Please!!
TOOT’S What can i say….. you are just an amazing person!
You might not believe that but its true, for reals. Here is to future
good times! Cheers, Scoots
TOPHY ANON Secret love Wendy’s Comcast sprinklers Fantasy
dine n dash stick it to the man thrift stores dancing sweaty-sex movies
& Soda luv U- Babette
TRAVIS Me luchey you forever and ever =) and you’ll always be
my boo
TRAVIS OUTLAW I love you. Not just in the 4th quarter,
always, and forever. Don’t you dare leave us. xo Rip City.
TRICKSTER Oh What a Phil-ing!
TRISTAN Love you Dad!! -Sin & Prof. <3333
TRISTAN To my playboy: You really are a stonewashed stallion,
love you always BABO!!!
TROY You are the chocolate to my soymilk! xoxox
TROY KING TROY YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF
MYLIFE WITH, YOU ARE MY BESTFRIEND, MY SOFT SPOT TO FALL ON AND MY ROCK
TO LEAN ON. I LOVE YOU.. JESS
TUBE i love you like a bloody Mary after a hangover!!! good
bless .
TUBE SWEET TUBE my dear toob- thank you for taking care over
the past 3 and a half years i’ve lived here. I couldn’t ask for a
comfier living room! love u all, Livi
TURD GIRL Thanks for picking up after me these last 3 years.
I know it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it. It’s either you or
The King… The Dude abides
TWINY J You are my best friend, my hot stud, my snuggle
bunny, & my cat-baby daddy. I love you & the life we’ve made
together so much. xoxo Your Little Missy
TWIZZLER KID You are my sweet baboo. Love, your cupcake DJ
Autism.
TWONIE Weed, scotch & a bulging crotch; that’s what
little boys are made of. Eyesores, sonic & neon vomit; that’s what
little twons are made of. love munkle
TYLER i fucking love you babe. i fucking adore you. i’m so
happy that we found each other, and i know that amazing things are to
come for us
TYLER Thank you for sticking around after I drunkenly fell in
dog poo,flashed a limo full of hispanics, and puked in my purse on the
Trimet bus. I love you!
TYLER Times have been tough but you’re the one I want by my
side.I love you and all of your quirks.Will you wake up beside me for
the rest of our lives?
TYSA BELOVED My love for u has all of the boom and none of
the bust. For-ever ripening, blissful fruit that will not rust. Eff all
those other bitches. UR my must.
UGLYGIRLINORE If a bird landed on my heart, it would tip
over. You have filled it with love and my heart is full. Maybe a
dragonfly could sit on my heart. -Bob.
UNEXPECTED LOVE We met along the Nile of public transit.
Names exchanged in lipstick. Now, in public font, I love you. Lovely,
streetcar man.
UNHOLY TRINITY Oh Unholiest ones, how I love thee. Thanks for
the smroo and the squee and supporting me while vanquishing asshats and
douchetools with jackassery!
UNO Its hit the fan but we’re cleaning the shit off the wall!
Bah humbug to this Hallmark Holiday, but 3 cheers to our love and
tenacity! xoxo
VANESSA I want to be on you. Again. And again. If I do it
like the last time, do I get a free jar of jelly beans?
VANESSA H. I love you from the bottom of my heart, and always
will. Your love, Lizziy
VESNA I’m so lucky to be yours, and I can’t wait to be in
southern France… er, I mean, inner Baltimore with you! Here’s to a
year of GOOD changes! xxxx
VICTORIA Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at rhyming,
but we have great sex. And unlike my poetry, it improves with time.
VINCENT Kiss me quick! I just can’t stand this waiting ‘Cause
your lips are lips I long to know.
VINCENT-64 It’s long over, but I felt like doing this for old
times sake. And I didn’t have anyone else to send a Valentine to. Love
you-Scarlett Sharon
VIOLET Dear Hottie Hotterton – Nine years of marriage, kids,
pets, jobs, houses. We work really well together. Happy Valentine’s
Day, Sugar.
VJO thanks for being such a good friend all these years. i
love u.
WAFFLE BUNNY Thank you for making me blueberry pancakes on
Saturdays, for always putting your hand on the small of my back and for
those arms of yours. I love you.
WANEY-POO your bod is so hot get home and ill climb on top
and rock all the right spots there is your valentine’s day haiku, but
seriously, get home.
WATERMELON BOY IN
spiteOFfinancialFALLOUTuWILLalwaysBmySPLASHmtn. THERES
nothingIwish4moreTHAN2bYRmallCHINESEfood.
COOKYdoughORpeachCOBBLER,ItsALLtheSAMEwhenIMwithU.
WESLEY I’ve got somethin for you to pinch, even when we’re
not at izzys. I’ll never be sarah jessica parker, but i’m forever down
to do some pony tricks. goo
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? just coming to bed. thanks for marrying
the shit out of me last year. loves always, yep.
WHISKY I love you so much! No matter how much we disagree,
you’re always there for me to solve all my problems. I swear I’ll never
be with vodka ever again.
WI$E PRIZE There’s not a single day that I look into those
baby blues, that I don’t know just how lucky i am to get to spend each
day with you. I love you.
WIDGET you are not one though. love you, gangles
WIFEY I like the color purple, macaroni & cheese, ruby
red slippers, and a bunch of trees. When you take 750ml, you buzz like
a hornet. Love x 1,000,000
WIFFER Thank you for all the years of silliness, cuddles,
book learnin’s, art and family, Hubble.
WILL DIEKEN You’re unforgettable.
WILLY-POO-POO-POOH I fucking love you!!! Deal with it. I said
it. I caved. Now, go to hell b/c u made me say it first.
WISEMAN I still miss you more than anything in the world and
my heart is still yours whether I like it or not. I hope you still
think about me, sometimes…
WISHTYDOO! Best years ever!!! Most beautiful Ly ,b’universe.
You make ever day better than the previous one. i wouldnt trade you
even for King Salmon -Mushtydoo!
WOLFIE VON MAPPLEBAR Mr. Man, it’s our second valentines
together. I love your little tongue, your little stinky snout, your
buns, and your cute teddy bear face. Love, mom
WOLKIE You make my heart melt now more than ever! Life is so
colorful with you in it! XO Your Peanut Chip
WOODSTOCK honeybear… honeybear… HONEYBEAR!!! i love you
baby, thanks for sharing your super special honey with me. you = bees
knees. love love love, SNOOPY!
X. & X.TIAN::: It doesn’t matter if he’s not THAT into me
as long as you two are!!! You are my favorite dates anyway! <3 <3
<3 yr favorite Hot Mess & Bunny too!
XAQARY You’re the Louver Museum.You’re a melody from a
symphony.I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop, But if, baby,
I’m the bottom you’re the top!
XAVIER, Weird that we both ended up in Portland, huh? A
cosmic coincidence? love, Xena the Warrior Princess
XTOF You, lad, with your fanciness and your crazy eyes: you
have won me over. We are checking things off the list. We are in sync.
WE ARE MAKING MEMORIES.
YAM YAMS! Don’t mind if i DO write you a Valentine. All the
Tuesday nites, snowy day bar-hops, and nites in our Playground will
FOREVER live in my heart. luv u!
YISSA Yittle BB, I had no idea what to expect when we
embarked upon this journey together. I’m so glad that I did, I wouldnt
have known love otherwise.
YOU Fi oyu nac dear hits ryou oto locse. me
YOU I think that I love you. I know that it’s not
reciprocated and that you’re not ready and that you’re not over her but
I had to say it before I ‘splode.
YOU: AMY, ME: BLAKE you and me- running from knives and
broken bottles down the back streets of barcelona. some day we will
have our trailer in the desert. i love you.
YUMMY MORSEL The “You are Here” is not on the map, but I know
where you’ll end up if you wanna get lost with me…
ZAC I love you. Happy V day #7! You are amazing and all that
good stuff. <3
ZACH You’re playing guitar, I’m watching a caterpillar cocoon
into a butterfly. All I can think is how lonely that would be without
you. I love you, Tessa
ZAZARELLI Be my Valentimes? And move back in? Ok ok. Let’s
try it again. I love you. The Bananator
ZELLY, MY LION KING ZELLY ROCK, I LOVE YOU!!!! Be mine
forever Love, Gina
ZEV (YOU’RE SO HOT!) The best thing about me is you. Take me
to Vegas. I will love you for the rest of my life. PS. Do me PSS. I
want to squeeze your guts (all the way)
ZOOBOMB This V-Day Seattle will CRUSH you with steel (and
love).
~KIT KARSON~ From CL ad to hitch-making in a year! Thanks for
the pretty tin can ring, lover. I love you, kat. Tails entwined in a
pretty heart is the way to be!
ยกPOCO MANร! I love every moment we have from
PDAing to car baring. My heart is twitterpated every time I whisper
your name. I love you peanut, be my forever?
first!
Are these the ones that printed?? Goodness gracious I hope so…
so then… are these the ones that were printed or what?
Thanks for the information..It was very helpful!