(PP) = Portland Pride event!

(LP) = Latino Pride event!

(BP) = Black Pride event!

* = Mercury Pride Pick!

FRIDAY, JUNE 5

FUNHOUSE UNDERBEAR DANCE PARTYโ€”BearTown funhouse dance
party where bare bears show off their hottest underwear. Music by DJ
JoeyCub.

CC Slaughters, 200 NW 3rd, 9 pm, $15 (FREE to BearTown members)

LATINO GAY PRIDE PRESENTS: LA LUCHA DANCE PARTYโ€”Hot
Papi y Chica action all night long with luchador performers and guest
DJs! (LP)

Boxxes, 1025 SW Stark, 9 pm, $5

RECREATIONโ€”Get into your skinny jeans and prepare for
this electro/hiphop dance party hosted by DJs Girlfriends and
Lifepartner.

Dunes, 1909 NE MLK, 10 pm, $3

SATURDAY, JUNE 6

TAMI LYNN KENT READS FROM WILD
FEMININE
โ€”Explore the female body and bring out your own
wild feminine with the woman known locally as “the vagina
whisperer.”

In Other Words, 8 NE Killingsworth, 4 pm, FREE

CASUAL ENCOUNTERSโ€”Groove to pop, disco, early R&B,
and hiphop with DJs Automaton, Jenny Hoyston, and Girlfriends at this
pre-Pride kickoff party!

Rotture, 315 SE 3rd, 9 pm, $3

SUNDAY, JUNE 7

FAMILY PRIDEโ€”Music, T-shirt decorating, games, and
wholesome kid Pride fun!

Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, 2 pm, FREE

*PORTLAND LATINO GAY PRIDE FESTIVAL: LA LUCHA
2009โ€”Wrestling action featuring local luchadors, Mega Boy,
community resources, music, and performance. (LP)

Jupiter Hotel, 800 E Burnside, 4 pm, FREE

MONDAY, JUNE 8

*PORTLAND QUEER: TALES OF THE ROSE
CITY
โ€”Personal narratives on the queer mecca of Portland,
read by Ariel Gore, Tom Spanbauer, Dexter Flowers, and more!

Broadway Books, 1714 NE Broadway, 7 pm, FREE

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10

NIGHT OF QUEER MAYHEMโ€”Portland’s newest queer
theater company hits the ground running with a mega-queer theatrical
fundraiser, featuring a staged reading, stand-up and lesbian pop punk
band Kiss Kill.

Fez Ballroom, 316 SW 11th, 8 pm, $5-10

THURSDAY, JUNE 11

GET PIXELATEDโ€”Pre-Pride kickoff party with lo-fi video
rarities and live electro cabaret, hosted by CJ and the Dolls.

Pix Patisserie, 3901 N Williams, 7 pm, FREE

PORTLAND DRAG RACE FINALE!โ€”Catch the last installment
of Red Cap’s Drag Race with special guest Bebe Zahara Benet, winner of
RuPaul’s Drag Race, and a Pit Crew Dance Party.

Red Cap Garage, 1025 SW Stark, 8 pm, FREE

ANNUAL GENDER BENDER VARIETY SHOWโ€”Hot and bothered
performances by kings, queens, and all in-betweens!

Egyptian Club, 3701 SE Division, 9 pm, $5

FRIDAY, JUNE 12

PRIDE KICKOFF PARTYโ€”Don’t miss live music from Kiss
Kill, Whobutshe, and Bitter Sober, plus Lollipop Karaoke and Pride gear
giveaway!

The Egyptian Club, 3701 SE Division, 7 pm, $7-10

GAYCATION PRIDE KICKOFF PARTYโ€”You know the scene:
crowded dancing with the young and hip.

Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $3

PORTLAND IS BURNINGโ€”Special Pride edition: music by DJ
Automaton, DJ Bruno, drag performances, and a live music extravaganza
from BoyJoy.

Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 9 pm, $3

STEP! FASHION GALAโ€”Black Pride’s fashion showcase of
contemporary styles and accessories from local retailers.
(BP)

Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, 8 pm

TAG-A-FAG 3 PRIDE EDITIONโ€”The blacklight party not to
miss: featuring DJs Adam West and FSO, PULSE underwear Day-Glo fashion
show, neon body painting, and highlighter tagging.

Boxxes/Red Cap Garage, 1025 SW Stark, 9 pm

*GLORY HOLE-LLELUJAH!โ€”Brad Fortier’s
one-man comedy about the journey through semi-anonymous sex to newfound
love.

Brody Theater, 16 NW Broadway, 10:30 pm, $8, through Sat

SATURDAY, JUNE 13

ROSE CITY SOFTBALL ASSOCIATION GAMEโ€”Cheer on the Gay
and Lesbian All-Stars as they take on the Portland Police team!

Farragut Park, N Kerby & Farragut, 11:30 am, $5 donation

*PORTLAND PRIDE MAIN STAGEโ€”Revel in the crowd of
rainbow-clad, topless gays!! Live music and entertainment emceed by
Poison Waters, Bruce the Drag King, Darcelle XV, and more! (PP)

Tom McCall Waterfront Park, Sat noon, Sun 1 pm

FOURTH ANNUAL SCANDALS BLOCK PARTY WEEKENDโ€”Food,
drinks, and debauchery! Dance party on Saturday night and brunch on
Sunday.

Scandals, 1125 SW Stark, Sat 3 pm, Sun 1 pm, $3-5

DYKE MARCH 2009โ€”For dykes of all styles and bodies,
walk it out. Music performance from Feelin’ Alright, Jenny Hoyston, and
Katy Davidson. (PP)

North Park Blocks, NW Park & Davis, 5 pm, FREE

*MARS ON BROADWAYโ€”Joined by Susannah Mars, the Portland
Gay Men’s Chorus sings favorites from Rent, West Side
Story
, A Chorus Line, My Fair Lady, and The Music
Man
.

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, 7:30 pm, $21-33

BLOW PONY GAY BASH BOAT CRUISEโ€”First ride the pony boat
down the Willamette, then return to Eagle Underground for an all-night
dance party with guest performers and DJs.

Tom McCall Waterfront Park/Eagle PDX Underground, 27 NW 6th, 8 pm,
$30

OUT LIKE THAT PRESENTS GET OUT PRIDE 2009โ€”Where the
dykes dance it up, loud and proud. Featuring DJs Zita, Wildfyre, and
Chelsea Starr.

Mt. Tabor Theater, 4811 SE Hawthorne, 8 pm, $10-15

NINTH ANNUAL BLACKOUT CONCERTโ€”Celebrate at this
Portland Black Pride show, featuring music from Melange Lavonne, Last
Offence, and Bry’Nt. (BP)

Pala Lounge, 105 NW 3rd, 9 pm

FLUIDโ€”Hot and wet: Falcon Studios’ boys shake it in the
showers to the DJ stylings of Harmonix.

Red Cap Garage, 1025 SW Stark, 9 pm

PRIDE BEACH PARTY WEEKENDโ€”Sport your beach gear for two
nights of fun and entertainment. Hang 10 and ride the big one.

CC Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 9 pm, FREE, through Sun

PRIDE DANCE 2009: “THE BIG ONE”โ€”All you need to know:
Wall-to-wall women and complimentary snack buffet!!

Egyptian Club, 3701 SE Division, 8:30 pm, $5-10

STEAM PORTLAND’S PRIDE PARTY 2009โ€” Doesn’t get
hotter: steam rooms, lights out, and XXX video star Tyler Saint
performing at midnight.

Steam Portland, 2885 NE Sandy, 10 pm, no cover/standard rates

SUNDAY, JUNE 14

*PORTLAND DRAG RACEโ€”Spangles and glitter and wigs and
heels and… and… on your markโ€”get setโ€”drag race!!(PP)

North Park Blocks, NW Park & Davis, registration at 9:45 am,
race at 11:45 am, FREE (w/variable registration fees)

PORTLAND PRIDE PARADEโ€”Tons of floats and all-around
fabulousity! Join the parade or find a good spot to watch and pick out
the hotties you’ll do tonight. Parade ends at the waterfront.
(PP)

North Park Blocks, NW Park & Davis, 11 am, FREE

*FIFTH ANNUAL STARK STREET BLOCK PARTYโ€”Drink, dance,
and celebrate with Lonnie Gordon, Jacinta, Lady Bunny, Red Cap’s
Drag Race cast, DJs galore, and Poison Waters.

Red Cap Garage, 1025 SW Stark, 1 pm

POP TARTโ€”All the single ladies dance it up while DJ
Automaton, DJ Girlfriends, and Chelsea Starr tear up the tables.

Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8 pm, $5 (FREE before 10 pm)