The first line of the most recent Oregon State Fair press release proclaims:

“Make Way for the Queens!”

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oh. But then it continues: “Thursday is Day 1 of the NPRA Rodeo Queen Pageant. The pageant begins with the finalists demonstrating their horse riding skills in the Pavilion. The day’s competition includes the following categories: Horsemanship (Pattern, Flag Run, Arena Run, Calf/Steer Push), a Horsemanship Interview, and a written Rodeo Knowledge Test.”

Nevermind. A written Rodeo Knowledge Test is the opposite of a drag queen parade. Crushing disappointment. If it wasn’t for the cake decorating contest in alarming proximity to videos of live horse birth, the state fair wouldn’t be exciting at all.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.