It’s the new Star Wars line from Adidas, ya’ll! And the designs are subtle enough to avoid multiple ass-beatings. Double score! (THREE QUESTIONS: 1) Where’s the Admiral Ackbar shoe? 2) Did they refuse to do a Jar Jar version because they couldn’t design anything uglier than the Yoda shoe? And 3) which pair(s) would you be caught dead/not caught dead in?)
LUKE
Many more after the jump! (Hat tips to Hot Tipper Mark! Got a tip? Click the tipper next to the B-town logo!)
FALCON
TIE
DEATH STAR
SAND TROOPERS
DUEL
YODA
VADER
AT-AT
X-WING
It’s “y’all,” as in “you all.” I don’t know where you’re getting this “ya’ll” shit.
I guess Adidas had to strike while the iron is hot. No sense waiting for all this Star Wars hype to die down.
I want a pair of Wattos. Also perhaps a pair of high-top Berus.
Oooh, my bones are aching! Better get home quick!
Would you guys just add a ‘Star Wars’ tag already?
Ooh, got another one!
I’ll take a nice pair of Shmi-kers.