These are the tightest pants I’ve ever seen. They go all the way inside of her butt crack. That’s… impressive.

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19 replies on “The Tightest Pants in the World”

  1. Jay Leno showed these on Monday, March 1st with the comment something like, that’s what can be viewed on late night shows at 11:30 vs his previous 10:00 time slot. My take? This is a joke. She’s really a circus clown.

  2. PC,

    Wow! One wonders if there’s a good face to match.

    Anyway, to answer your question–some “nice ass” genes, a good diet, and lunges, squats, step-ups and all varieties of deadlifts.
    Get on it, PC! I’ll give you 3 months to transform your 4.75 star tush to a 5 star set of gluteal perfection!

  3. @alison: I’d totally enter a /b/town butt contest. I think my only real competition would be Steve. He does have the honey-baked ham.

  4. TSW-if this is a 5, I’m more like a 2.8 sadly. But thanks! Maybe we could all make a pact to perform a new ass exercise every day between 2:30 to 2:45.

    I could probably count doing squats in my office while blasting “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” as “wellness time”.

  5. Okay, I almost barfed after about 7 seconds!
    If I ever see someone wearing these in public, I will loudly laugh at them. Right after purging the contents of my stomach.

  6. I agree these “pants” are ridiculous. In spite of that… well, if a person’s ass looks like that, then by all means, wear these things. Everyone else, for the love of god, please, no.

  7. I think the fact that she’s Brazilian probably has a lot to do with it, too. That country is the world leader in nice, round asses.

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