You’ll recall: Several issues ago the I, Anonymous entitled “I Don’t Like Your Hitler ‘Stache” sparked some pretty strongly worded discussion in the comments. At one point a letter was sent to the Mercury implying that the mustachioed gentleman in question was in physical danger. “I know the person behind the moustache personally and he is truly concerned for his safety after reading this,” the letter reads. And while strongly worded discussions about Hitler moustaches could go on forever, the original Anonymous writer wanted to clarify his intentions on that particular point:
Don’t worry about it. I still think you’re a dick for the moustache, I was just going on a rant, which is the assumed purpose of I, Anonymous. You’re fine, dude, I was just pissed off. So: I apologize if you got worried. Sorry. You’re going to be A-OK.
Or he could just shave.
“Or he could just shave.”
No shit. What did this ass hat think was gonna happen?
Mr. Stache must be the biggest pussy in town.
He just never figured that someone would mistake his Hitler stache for a Hitler stache.
I absolutely LOVE that this guy considers whatever point or ironic effect he’s going for is too important for him to just shave it and try something else. That is so so Portland. “But this stashe is my thing! Everyone at the coffee shop knows this is my thing!”
Like I could just change my last name.
LOL @ SK
What a delicate little fuck. I’m guessing he’s walking around with a fifth of an unfinished swastika tramp stamp.
Soooo, what do we do about Stalin staches?
Hey lay off the Stalin staches, SPK. You’re not touching my friend’s cat!
What about Charlie Chaplin mustaches? Or those ok?
So if I sport a Dirty Hitler-Sanchez tomorrow, am I also safe?
Just to comment: Let us all educate ourselves about Mr. Egocentric Hitler. He was a full-time terrorist and part-time plaguerizer. He did not invent the brush mustache. Nor did he create the swastika.