Did you guys know Sioux City was built on rock and roll? ‘Cause I didn’t.
Annnd… that seals the deal. So long, Portland. I think we can both agree that you kind of suck in comparison to Sioux City, a city built on fucking rock and roll. I mean, just look at their TV news reporters (always clownin’ around!) and their high school cheerleaders (so goddamn chipper!). What’ve you got, Portland? Beards and tallbikes and girls who cry whenever I point out that Joanna Newsom sounds like a drunk, helium-filled munchkin. Whatever, Portland. You probably don’t even like it when Marconi plays the mamba.
air guitar capital of the world
Don’t mess up the strategy. They’re using that song there so we don’t have to use it here.
Almost as painful to watch as:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlgyZfhRCQQ
I hear they have good sarsaparilla.
(Anyone know where I can even find the stuff in town?)
Hometown of NBA guard Kirk Hinrich.
tk. try MOXIE in Vantucky.
Awesome, thanks, I’ll check it out!
@tk. Moxie’s is now Pop Culture (http://www.myspace.com/drinkpopculture) and it’s pretty awesome. I bought Faygo there once.
It was for a Halloween costume, I swear.
Abominable hot and humid in summer, abysmal cold and snowy in winter (don’t have a car w/o a plug in engine heater), an airport that SUX (yes…that’s the code for Sioux City airport) and it’s in Iowa, land of uncommon scents. been there, done that, got the parka. Go, with my blessings.
THANK YOU!!! i’m not sure what is worse.. joanna newsom’s voice or the fact that i now have pen caps permanently stuck in my earholes from trying to hide my disdain from my boss. damn this ecomony and these unsavory work environments that you have created!!!!
Sioux City is a great place to live! Lots of entertainment and people who aren’t afraid to have a little fun (obviously)!
Check out one of S.C.’s best annual summer attractions: http://saturdayinthepark.com/
We Built This City – We Love This City – Go Sioux City!
As a person who has lived in Sioux City for a majority of his life and now owns a house in Beaverton, I totally support the idea that Sioux City has LOTS of entertainment and is a great place to live and raise children. Sioux City has so much more to offer than Portland! So YES, as someone who has lived in BOTH Portland AND Sioux City, I can officially agree with the original poster and say that Portland does suck in comparison to Sioux City!!
Saturday in the Park, Rivercade Festival, all the other area attractions in Sioux City give Portland a lot to learn from.
Go Sioux City, long live Sioux City!
My name is John Mackey, I am a Sioux City native currently in Portland, and I approve this message!
So… why did you leave?