Matt wanted one last opportunity to talk to you directly about how he feels about the local political scene, leaving Portland, as well as offering a few choice words for his critics. So we made this video. (If you’re having a hard time believing this is actually Matt, picture him wearing a bowler hat and monocle.) We’ll miss ya like the Queen misses spotted dick, you dodgy git.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Matt looks adorable in this video.
I’ll always remember as you were, not as you are.
That really came from the heart.
Yee haw!
Good work bubba …
After all the “F’s”, I’m pretty sure I hear the “uck you” at the very end.