Look. You can either laugh at this guy, or you can bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. I’m choosing the latter. Actually, I’m going to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, but maybe that’s a little too much information at the moment. EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
that dude has a future job as a local PDX newscaster
Sounds like the male counterpart to the woman that calls the station I DJ at late at night who insists I announce every tsunami warning, however far from the coast.