Here at Blogtown, we’ll be taking a long weekend to spend time with our families, shoot off some fireworks, and deep throat some corn dogs. (Not necessarily in that order.) Be sure to join us again on Tuesday when we’ll be back in full force, with the latest in news, entertainment, and JUSTIN BIEBER. In the meantime, enjoy this, America! You goddamn deserve it.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dammit Steve! You’re video has made my browser crash twice now. Are you pulling some kind of “Independence Day” prank?
MAD rates Justin Bieber minus 15 of 18, with no wins and 3 ties.
TOTAL LOSER!
Can’t wait for the first news report of a Greshamite blowin’ one of his fingers off! USA!
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